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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

Registered: 05/29/04
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im so fired
    #4342567 - 06/27/05 10:51 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Woke up today on some stragers floor. 5 hours after the fact i was supposed to be at work. Drove an hour home in the rain on my bike. Got home looked at myself in the mirror and saw i got hickies. I really hope it was from the 4 girls i was swiming and drinking with and not the limey guy.

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OfflineXUL
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Re: im so fired [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4342575 - 06/27/05 10:54 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

:what:


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InvisibleCid_Lives
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Re: im so fired [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4342579 - 06/27/05 10:54 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:What kind of job do you have? Maybe you can get by this one time?


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Re: im so fired [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4342583 - 06/27/05 10:55 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

:shiftyeyes:


Actually...that was me.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: im so fired [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4342589 - 06/27/05 10:56 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Just tell them you got abducted by columbian terrorists and they tortured you with a vacuum device. They'll let you slide once


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Re: im so fired [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4342598 - 06/27/05 10:58 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

That is some funny shit! I hope you still have your job, though. That kinda sucks.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: im so fired [Re: Cid_Lives]
    #4342600 - 06/27/05 10:58 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Concrete mason. Im sure the guys at work would understand me getting shit faced with a bunch of ladies. Late night wine tasting then a dip in the pool messing around doing cat fights um i mean chiken fights.

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InvisibleLiz
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Re: im so fired [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4342618 - 06/27/05 11:02 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Hmmm.  I would call someone from your work ASAP and make up a damn good story.  Not showing up/calling could get you fired if you don't handle it correctly.  And if you lie, make sure it's a good one.  Example:  I woke up this morning, my houses apparently lost power last night because my alarm never went off.  As for these large hickeys on my neck, I think it was my cat. 

Good Luck  :smirk:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: im so fired [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4342622 - 06/27/05 11:03 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
:shiftyeyes:


Actually...that was me.




Beat me to it  :cool:

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Invisiblegoobler
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Re: im so fired [Re: Liz]
    #4342649 - 06/27/05 11:10 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I can see right through bullshit stories...you want me to respect you as an employee you tell me the truth

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InvisibleLiz
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Re: im so fired [Re: goobler]
    #4342654 - 06/27/05 11:12 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

That's a good policy. But, if someone came to you and told you the story he just told, would you be sympathetic, or fire them immediately?


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: im so fired [Re: goobler]
    #4342672 - 06/27/05 11:16 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Well goobs, if i came in and was like man i was wasted till 8 this morning drinking with some tail, look i have a hicky! Would you slap my five? Or would you be like get out of here your fired.

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Invisiblegoobler
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Re: im so fired [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4342773 - 06/27/05 11:42 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

are you a good worker?

productive? mostly on time? responcible? there are factorsm to consider


are you a long time employee or summer help?

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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: im so fired [Re: goobler]
    #4342906 - 06/27/05 12:23 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

thus far summer help. They call me wexican. I do my job and dont fuck around except to get a drink of water. I do good quality work.

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Invisiblegoobler
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Re: im so fired [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4342914 - 06/27/05 12:24 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

If only I could find people like that :frown:

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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: im so fired [Re: goobler]
    #4342928 - 06/27/05 12:27 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe I'll head down south and you can teach me how to have a good work ethic, lord knows I need one.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: im so fired [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4343267 - 06/27/05 01:39 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I was tought to never have my hands in my pockets at the job. Hands in pockets mean you arnt working and dont plan on it.

Goobs. Myabe i will come down and help you out. I been thinking of going south later in august.

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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: im so fired [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4343408 - 06/27/05 02:13 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

haha I take my hat off to you, Sir.

No really though, I have a question if some drunk guy was sleeping on your kitchen floor, would you help him out with some blankets and water? I mean, if he looked like a clean guy and harmless.
Or what if a women did this. Maybe around 24 or so.

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Re: im so fired [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4343446 - 06/27/05 02:24 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

if someones sleeping on my kitchen floor and its not me...I got a lot more shit to worry about than whether or not they are comfortable

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InvisiblePaulAtreides
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Re: im so fired [Re: goobler]
    #4343462 - 06/27/05 02:27 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I usually pass out with the front door wide open so my neighbors can see me :crazy:


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