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Corporal Kielbasa
Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 17,235
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im so fired
#4342567 - 06/27/05 10:51 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Woke up today on some stragers floor. 5 hours after the fact i was supposed to be at work. Drove an hour home in the rain on my bike. Got home looked at myself in the mirror and saw i got hickies. I really hope it was from the 4 girls i was swiming and drinking with and not the limey guy.
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XUL
OTD Janitor
Registered: 03/16/05
Posts: 28,261
Loc: America
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Cid_Lives
Psychonaut
Registered: 06/26/05
Posts: 115
Loc: Innerspace
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What kind of job do you have? Maybe you can get by this one time?
-------------------- A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feeling as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,026
Loc: the sky
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Actually...that was me.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Shroomism
Space Travellin
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Posts: 66,015
Loc: 9th Dimension
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Just tell them you got abducted by columbian terrorists and they tortured you with a vacuum device. They'll let you slide once
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blissedout
Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder
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That is some funny shit! I hope you still have your job, though. That kinda sucks.
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Corporal Kielbasa
Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 17,235
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Re: im so fired [Re: Cid_Lives]
#4342600 - 06/27/05 10:58 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Concrete mason. Im sure the guys at work would understand me getting shit faced with a bunch of ladies. Late night wine tasting then a dip in the pool messing around doing cat fights um i mean chiken fights.
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Liz
Owl Lady
Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,962
Loc: Massachusetts
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Hmmm. I would call someone from your work ASAP and make up a damn good story. Not showing up/calling could get you fired if you don't handle it correctly. And if you lie, make sure it's a good one. Example: I woke up this morning, my houses apparently lost power last night because my alarm never went off. As for these large hickeys on my neck, I think it was my cat.
Good Luck
-------------------- Remember, remember the fifth of November The gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot.
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TYL3R
Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Actually...that was me.
Beat me to it
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goobler
Reanimated
Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909
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Re: im so fired [Re: Liz]
#4342649 - 06/27/05 11:10 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I can see right through bullshit stories...you want me to respect you as an employee you tell me the truth
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Liz
Owl Lady
Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,962
Loc: Massachusetts
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Re: im so fired [Re: goobler]
#4342654 - 06/27/05 11:12 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's a good policy. But, if someone came to you and told you the story he just told, would you be sympathetic, or fire them immediately?
-------------------- Remember, remember the fifth of November The gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot.
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Corporal Kielbasa
Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 17,235
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Re: im so fired [Re: goobler]
#4342672 - 06/27/05 11:16 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well goobs, if i came in and was like man i was wasted till 8 this morning drinking with some tail, look i have a hicky! Would you slap my five? Or would you be like get out of here your fired.
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goobler
Reanimated
Registered: 02/24/03
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are you a good worker?
productive? mostly on time? responcible? there are factorsm to consider
are you a long time employee or summer help?
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Corporal Kielbasa
Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 17,235
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Re: im so fired [Re: goobler]
#4342906 - 06/27/05 12:23 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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thus far summer help. They call me wexican. I do my job and dont fuck around except to get a drink of water. I do good quality work.
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goobler
Reanimated
Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909
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If only I could find people like that
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,026
Loc: the sky
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Re: im so fired [Re: goobler]
#4342928 - 06/27/05 12:27 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maybe I'll head down south and you can teach me how to have a good work ethic, lord knows I need one.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Corporal Kielbasa
Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 17,235
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I was tought to never have my hands in my pockets at the job. Hands in pockets mean you arnt working and dont plan on it.
Goobs. Myabe i will come down and help you out. I been thinking of going south later in august.
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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Registered: 06/27/04
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haha I take my hat off to you, Sir.
No really though, I have a question if some drunk guy was sleeping on your kitchen floor, would you help him out with some blankets and water? I mean, if he looked like a clean guy and harmless. Or what if a women did this. Maybe around 24 or so.
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goobler
Reanimated
Registered: 02/24/03
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if someones sleeping on my kitchen floor and its not me...I got a lot more shit to worry about than whether or not they are comfortable
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PaulAtreides
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Registered: 06/13/04
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Re: im so fired [Re: goobler]
#4343462 - 06/27/05 02:27 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I usually pass out with the front door wide open so my neighbors can see me
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