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OldWoodSpecter
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Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)?
#4340099 - 06/26/05 07:01 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4340119 - 06/26/05 07:09 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yes
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: Kalix]
#4340124 - 06/26/05 07:13 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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No way to tell.
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: Icelander]
#4340147 - 06/26/05 07:20 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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well, let's say you've got to "go", and there is no toilet paper, so after you finish, you can't wipe your ass, so the job is half done.
A real toilet is a fully functional system that makes you get the job done and walk out of the room clean (well at least for some 50's standards)
but a toilet without paper, makes you walk out with a dirty ass, so it does not do the job properly
Is a screwdriver a screwdriver if it doesn't...umm.. drive screws? no
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4340151 - 06/26/05 07:21 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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No it does not, as the proper toilet paper increases the velocity of the toilets turf, the toilet independence would not be insufficiently merged to perform a task of a properly ordained toilet with paper. thus the existence of a toilet, depends soly on the proper toilet papers of the fixating index fingers touch..
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: Gomp]
#4340157 - 06/26/05 07:24 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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That is not entierly true. Where did you say you studied crap mechanics again?
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4340167 - 06/26/05 07:29 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I always need the news when I'm doing my business... Either that, or Calvin and Hobbes, excellent toilet paper!
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4340182 - 06/26/05 07:36 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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well people used to do it with paper for centuries and many still do in unpapered countries. I doubt there is much toilet paper in Darfur. thats a lot of unfinshed toilets. true, they probably use leaves or whatever else is handy but if you'll allow me to get into semantics here, toilet paper is not neccessary for a toilet.
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: CeeThruMeer]
#4340187 - 06/26/05 07:39 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's amateur toilet paper, for best results you should try some professional brands like Jason and Webber co. Their papers UltraButt pro or CrapWiper SE set standards in the industry, all professionals use them. You can order a demo DVD and see the results for yourself
Edit: here is a link web page
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4340195 - 06/26/05 07:42 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: CeeThruMeer]
#4340204 - 06/26/05 07:46 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Of course, forgot to add:
DVD is rated PG 13
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4340222 - 06/26/05 07:52 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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People's beliefs in toilets are extremely subjective. What you believe to be a toilet is not necessarily what I believe to be a toilet. Suppose, for example, I see a dark unpopulated alley in a city as my toilet? Toilet paper is then not part of that belief system. What then?
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: moog]
#4340242 - 06/26/05 07:57 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Trust me, whe you have to go real bad, you'll know what is a toilet and what is not
But in times when you don't have to go, I'm afraid the only way to know a true toilet is under a psychadelic trip, because then you are connected with the the consciousness of Gay-a, after all, all our shit goes down to her, so she knows
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: moog]
#4340244 - 06/26/05 07:58 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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In my perception... Toilet as a verb involves toilet paper.
Toilet as a noun, does not.
Taking a shit without toilet paper, is not "going to the toilet." It is merely "Taking a shit."
And pointing at a toilet and saying "Look at that beautiful toilet Joe!" may or may not include toilet paper.
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: CeeThruMeer]
#4340249 - 06/26/05 08:00 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
CeeThruMeer said: And pointing at a toilet and saying "Look at that beautiful toilet Joe!" may or may not include toilet paper.
but It always does CeeThruMeer, it always does
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4340258 - 06/26/05 08:05 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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What about a community dumping ground, wipe your ass with your hand and wash it in the dirt or something similar.
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: orechron]
#4340268 - 06/26/05 08:07 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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What about it?
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4340617 - 06/26/05 09:41 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Of course toilets exist without toilet paper. The toilet is one thing and the paper is another. What about washing your ass off in the shower or with a bedet (sp?) or with a good clump of sphagnum moss? It's been done many a time and all are adequate substitutes, if less convenient.
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4340791 - 06/26/05 10:32 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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By toilet, most people mean:
A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy. http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/t/t0249800.html
So yes, even if there's no sink and no toilet paper, the toilet itself still exists, just like a computer will exist without a monitor.
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Re: Does toilet exist without proper toilet paper(s)? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4340798 - 06/26/05 10:36 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
OldWoodSpecter said:
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CeeThruMeer said: And pointing at a toilet and saying "Look at that beautiful toilet Joe!" may or may not include toilet paper.
but It always does CeeThruMeer, it always does
True story this is... I walked into my bathroom today. Looked at the toilet, said "God that's a beautiful toilet... I'm gonna use it good!" Next thing you know... "Oh no! There is no toilet paper... But you know what Ryan? It is still a beautiful piece of machinary!"
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