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SheikofShiitake
    #4337179 - 06/25/05 09:56 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

You know you have done to many drugs when you tell a story like this.... LOL made me laugh so much i think it deserved a repost.

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my buddies at a shop were drinking Jim bean andworking on a tat. The one guy that was getting the tattoo was like tattooo my tung. So he sticks out his tung the artist then grabs his tung and tatoos a pentagram on it. Then the guy goes into the bathroom to look at it. He then drops trousers and bends over mooning his nasty hairy ass with his zerconium incrusted grundel in our faces. I almost pissed myself laughing that night.





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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: Druginduced]
    #4337204 - 06/25/05 10:00 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: might wanna spell check/edit that shiek


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4337361 - 06/25/05 10:47 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I'm almost afraid to ask what a grundel is....


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: CherryBom]
    #4337380 - 06/25/05 10:52 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

lol... i keep rereading it and it is just such a classic.

btw i dont know what a grundel is either.


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: Druginduced]
    #4337392 - 06/25/05 10:56 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

It's the area between your ass and your balls.


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4337409 - 06/25/05 11:00 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

oh the man pussy


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: buckwheat]
    #4338557 - 06/26/05 07:32 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

haha i didn't know grundel was the accepted terminology for that. i thought a friend of mine had just made it up!


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: Krishna]
    #4338565 - 06/26/05 07:43 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I've always known it as the Taint. It aint your balls, and it aint your ass, the taint.
I have heard it called the Gooch also.


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: Krishna]
    #4339009 - 06/26/05 01:31 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

lol! i've also heard it being referred to as "the groin"


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: Druginduced]
    #4339036 - 06/26/05 01:42 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

aww man, spell check is for those that care. Yeah the dudes junk unaffectionatly called grundel has like 10 ponds of metal sticking threw it.


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: buckwheat]
    #4339054 - 06/26/05 01:47 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mindcandy said:
oh the man pussy




too funny


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4339196 - 06/26/05 02:52 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I have to post in this thread, just because Sheik is the man!! :heart:


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Re: SheikofShiitake *DELETED* [Re: Liz]
    #4339209 - 06/26/05 02:56 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Post deleted by blinkidiot

Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: blink]
    #4339213 - 06/26/05 02:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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ifallapart said:
I have to post in this thread, just because Sheik is the man!! :heart:





he really is.  totally chilled out and relaxed. :heart:




Thats do to lack of brain function.


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4339214 - 06/26/05 02:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

He's my leaning pole.


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Re: SheikofShiitake [Re: Redstorm]
    #4339226 - 06/26/05 03:01 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

ha ha hell yeah


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