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InvisibleNoetical
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I just ...
    #4328944 - 06/23/05 04:48 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

Saw a spider that jumped at me and scared the fuck out of me. So I had to kill him, I offered his dead carcass as a bounty to the massive amount of ants outside my house.

What did you just do?


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InvisibleLiz
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Re: I just ... [Re: Noetical]
    #4328953 - 06/23/05 04:49 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

I just got excited when I realized it was 4:48 and I'm out of work in 12 minutes  :shocked: :thumbup::dancing:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: I just ... [Re: Liz]
    #4328957 - 06/23/05 04:49 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: I just ... [Re: Noetical]
    #4328966 - 06/23/05 04:52 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

I just wrote a post calling you a barabric fearful idiot who is not only scared of tiny creatures, but shows little respect for them either, but then i thought it a way too judgemental and Christian like, so i took a few deep breath's, let go, relaxed into a state of boundless equinimity and deleted it. :lol: :cool: :sun:


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Re: I just ... [Re: Sinbad]
    #4328972 - 06/23/05 04:53 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

:lol:

In all fairness, a spider can be hiding in a corner, and I'd still kill it.  They scare the shit out of me  :crazy:


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: I just ... [Re: Noetical]
    #4328977 - 06/23/05 04:55 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

I just smoked 4 bowls and im fuct.

Getting sober...


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Re: I just ... [Re: TYL3R]
    #4328986 - 06/23/05 04:57 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

Listening to Natural Born Killaz and considering what to do tonight.


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Re: I just ... [Re: Sinbad]
    #4329000 - 06/23/05 05:01 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

After further examination I noticed dark violin markings on his dead squished abdomen, possibly a brown recluse spider.

I also wrote a post telling you to go catch some more monkeys, but I deleted it, kicked my cat and relaxed into a state of boundless enimity.


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Re: I just ... [Re: Noetical]
    #4329041 - 06/23/05 05:13 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

spider kills flys

flys are bad ass bugs

let thespider live


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Re: I just ... [Re: lechuck]
    #4329079 - 06/23/05 05:23 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

I belive it is too late for that one.


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Re: I just ... [Re: Noetical]
    #4329082 - 06/23/05 05:24 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

I just did some lawn work, and had a glass of Bombay Sapphire Gin mixed with lemonade.


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Re: I just ... [Re: lechuck]
    #4329109 - 06/23/05 05:33 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

I just read up on some black magiks. I conjured some dark forces reanimating the spider, yet something was a little off kilter. He has this look in six of his eyes that says,

"I am not the spider you once knew, I am horrible zombie spider"

I stepped on him again, and sprinkled holy water over his demonic limp body.


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