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OfflineMitchnast
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caught a turtle
    #4328923 - 06/23/05 02:40 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

i wa down at the village rink and was trying to catch some larval amphibians for my tank.
i managed to find a few toad eggs but the pond seemed pretty much dead except for killifish
then i saw why. at first i thought he was a medium sized snapper, i sat on the edge of the pond staring him down while slipping my shoes, socks glasses and hat off.
after a few minutes of making splashing sounds i realized he wasnt intereted in hunting so i cut the head off a minnow and floated it out to him, still he ignored it,
o i got fed up and figured its better to at least try so i dove in after him i was the only one there who could even see him. the kids were hocked when i resurfaced with this monster by the tail.
biggest one ive caught.
i for sure have seen quite larger ones
grabbed one twie this size b the tail one and only succeeded in getting dragged out into the pond.

i have more pics but ive reached my limit. when does it reset?

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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4328926 - 06/23/05 02:41 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

give it to paw

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Re: caught a turtle [Re: goobler]
    #4328928 - 06/23/05 02:43 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

turtle soup?

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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Noetical]
    #4328932 - 06/23/05 02:44 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

ya...mmmmmmm

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Re: caught a turtle [Re: goobler]
    #4328934 - 06/23/05 02:44 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Wow, cool :smile:

That thing is a beast, what are you going to name him or her? I agree with the guy above you should give him to the authorities but it needs a name before it goes.

Damn my life is boring, the most animal interaction I get here is a crow or a canadian goose blocking my path when I'm walking down the street and staring me down.


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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4328956 - 06/23/05 02:49 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

You have 3+ hrs of skinning cleaning shit...
If its still alive let it go Dude
Alligator turtles are endangered


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Re: caught a turtle [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4328973 - 06/23/05 02:53 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

its Chelydra serpentina, not Macroclemys temmincki

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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4329001 - 06/23/05 03:01 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Your gonna need a major cutt blade to dress it out
I wouldnt ever keep a alligator turtle
If you really have the balls to clean it properly i have THE `recipe


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Re: caught a turtle [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4329013 - 06/23/05 03:06 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)


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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4329028 - 06/23/05 03:10 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

are u kepping it


name it noodles

I am stoned, stoned i like noodles


or make i haiku

A turtle yo found

a very big ugly one

let the turtle be free

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Re: caught a turtle [Re: lechuck]
    #4329042 - 06/23/05 03:13 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

look at my snapper
download a picture of it
eat it for supper

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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4329053 - 06/23/05 03:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

You're seriously going to eat it?


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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4329064 - 06/23/05 03:20 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Youre pretty much a lier
Im the only one thats got the Turtle soup


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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4329083 - 06/23/05 03:24 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Mitchnast said:
look at my snapper
download a picture of it
eat it for supper



That pic is in a zoo
I possess bayou magik
You possess a computer


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Re: caught a turtle [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4329160 - 06/23/05 03:52 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

im not going to eat it, and im not lying.

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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4329208 - 06/23/05 04:07 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:  Mitchnast, you are a crazy guy!  That's pretty ballsy just diving in after snapping turtles.  Those things are volatile.

Nice work.

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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4329213 - 06/23/05 04:09 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

They'll bite your fucking head off, I seen it!


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Re: caught a turtle [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4329223 - 06/23/05 04:14 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

:shocked:

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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4329229 - 06/23/05 04:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: caught a turtle [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4329247 - 06/23/05 04:23 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Don't turn it over to anybody let him go if you are not going to keep him as a pet. Don't eat that turtle get yourself another type of turtle to eat, the snapping turtles are awesome. :thumbup:


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