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InvisiblednL
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funny story from last night
    #4328451 - 06/23/05 02:14 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

so we're at my buddies place after a good evening of drinking and for some reason my friend decides to stick a beer bottle up in the ceiling fan. well, the bottle got knocked out of his hand, went flying down, and crashed through the glass coffee table sending glass flying everywhere. i couldn't stop laughing for the longest time but i think i got some glass in my feet and hands

good times


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Re: funny story from last night [Re: dnL]
    #4328455 - 06/23/05 02:15 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

That is why I don't have parties at my house. But sounds like good times.


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Re: funny story from last night [Re: dnL]
    #4328457 - 06/23/05 02:16 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

remember on that 70's show when kelso dropped a bowling ball on a couch to see how high it would bounce... then it crashed into the tv... well your friend is kelso


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Re: funny story from last night [Re: dnL]
    #4328474 - 06/23/05 02:20 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Some stupid girl at my old apartment thought it would be really funny to see what she could stop the ceiling fan with. First she used a baseball bat. No big deal there. Then she tried a banana. That got a bit messy, but still, no big deal. A few drinks later, she decided she could just stick her arm up there and it would stop. There were splatters of blood everywhere, it was like something out of "Psycho"

If she wasn't already on her way to the ER, I probably would have hit her for being a moron.


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Re: funny story from last night [Re: Infrared]
    #4328483 - 06/23/05 02:22 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Reminds me of the windshield coffie table on Seinfield.


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InvisiblednL
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Re: funny story from last night [Re: crystallize]
    #4328533 - 06/23/05 02:37 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

yea my friends do act like kelso. another funny moment was when my friend came over in roller blades and started doing tricks in the dining room, 180's, 360's, etc. of course he's gonna bust his shit ... comes in and tries to jump over this cone, falls backwards, kicks this stained glass cabinet window and busts that and his ass ... my stomach hurt so much from laughing


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Re: funny story from last night [Re: Liz]
    #4328543 - 06/23/05 02:38 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

How bad did her arm get fucked up.


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Re: funny story from last night [Re: downforpot]
    #4328577 - 06/23/05 02:47 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Well I never spoke to her after that, but it was bad to the point that she passed out, and there was a pretty damn big gash.  I am positive she at least needed stitches, I wouldn't be surprised if it required surgery.  :noway:  what a moron.


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Re: funny story from last night [Re: Liz]
    #4339320 - 06/26/05 03:47 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

was she alteast hot?


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