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Offlinewlwmoo
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What do I do at a club?
    #4326009 - 06/22/05 05:54 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I'm a guy. 24. Not bad looking, but not a fancey dresser. Loose black jeans and a shirt is what I usualy wear.

I want to meet new people. What does a person do in a club? I don't really want to dance, as I don't know how. Bah I'm just tripping out and posting this heh. I just don't know what to do once I get there. I'm not looking for a woman, I have one, but she doesn't want to go. So I thought maybe I could go alone and meet some peeps.

Edited by wlwmoo (06/22/05 05:55 PM)

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: wlwmoo]
    #4326014 - 06/22/05 05:56 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Go with some friends :smile:

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: TYL3R]
    #4326025 - 06/22/05 05:57 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

You get drunk, you get a chick drunk, you dance with her, you take her home, you watch some tv, then you fuck, then you smoke a cigarette, then you ditch or marry her. The END


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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: downforpot]
    #4326029 - 06/22/05 05:58 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I just moved to this town, no friends yet, that's the prob. =/

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: downforpot]
    #4326061 - 06/22/05 06:07 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

downforpot said:
You get drunk, you get a chick drunk, you dance with her, you take her home, you watch some tv, then you fuck, then you smoke a cigarette, then you ditch or marry her. The END




:thumbup:

Except that marrying part. Marriage is the hell of humanity. Even McKenna said so about his marriage.


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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: Ravus]
    #4326066 - 06/22/05 06:09 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I donno dude. I've always been against marriage but you never know, it could happen.


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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: wlwmoo]
    #4326077 - 06/22/05 06:13 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I just moved to this town, no friends yet, that's the prob. =/

I work out of home, I thought I could meet new peeps this way?

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: wlwmoo]
    #4326081 - 06/22/05 06:14 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I believe 40OZ is the professional on this topic. :smirk:

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: wlwmoo]
    #4326113 - 06/22/05 06:25 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

This is what i do.  I go to the club get some fine crunk juice.  Drink that shit.  Go to the dance floor.  Put my hat down low. Lean up agaisnt the wall.  Feel that beet.  Now ooze ur eyes all over the dance floor.  Cheking out what is available and what the odds are. 

When you get crunked and got the beat.  Shake that ass onto the floor.  Go up to the group of chakitas and shake that ass.  Back around a fine ass and grab it by the hips.  Now i make dance like im a horny dog.  Once you get to the ass grind that thang like sausage in a meat grinder.  :crazy2: :penis:

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: TYL3R]
    #4326115 - 06/22/05 06:25 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Go there and just start talking to people you think look cool.  Smoke a joint with em, take some shots - Make some friends man :smile:

It's just a small step..but a nice one :wink:


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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4326126 - 06/22/05 06:29 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: TYL3R]
    #4326308 - 06/22/05 07:37 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Why go?


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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #4326311 - 06/22/05 07:38 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

the doobster has a point


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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: wlwmoo]
    #4326324 - 06/22/05 07:41 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

DANCE TRANCE D&BS :crazy2: :mushroom2: :rolleyes:

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: cybrbeast]
    #4326338 - 06/22/05 07:49 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

1) do drugs
2) drink
3) learn how to breakdance
4) kiss the dj's asses and learn how to spin
5) look cool
6) question your sexuality

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4326382 - 06/22/05 08:02 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

haha listen to sheik , he speaks the truth!


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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: Krishna]
    #4326514 - 06/22/05 08:37 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

what to do at a club? leave.

or you could make a sport of watching all the drunk stupid animals practicing their pre-mating ritual dances. either way.

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: wlwmoo]
    #4326717 - 06/22/05 09:36 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Just go anyway...you can meet new people anywhere..I talk to strangers all the time working with the public..some of them are regulars..but I got to know a lot of them..all the people at my job were new to me too when I first started, but I got to know them.
go to the club by yourself and just start conversations with people there and the women..that is HOW you make friends to begin with..:lol:
...I have no one to go to the club with lately either, but I always feel stupid even when I am with my best friends so what is the difference??
I am also shy..drink a few beers by yourself and check out the scenery..I bet after a few you will loosen up and just walk up to a woman and ask her to dance....

Edited by skunk78395 (06/22/05 09:37 PM)

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: yousuck]
    #4326729 - 06/22/05 09:40 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

..some people like to go to listen to music and enjoy themselves..what do you do??

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Re: What do I do at a club? [Re: yousuck]
    #4326730 - 06/22/05 09:41 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

yousuck said:
what to do at a club? leave.

or you could make a sport of watching all the drunk stupid animals practicing their pre-mating ritual dances. either way.




Haha that was a good one. So true. Unless you go dancing strictly to dance, like at a club that plays some good trance/techno. Otherwise the clubs play the same lame getto crap mixed with some 80s stuff and then a little bit more getto hip hop, you know how it goes....


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