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MushmanTheManic
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
#4309892 - 06/18/05 12:41 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Looks like fun to me.
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Annapurna1
liberal pussy
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Rudra]
#4310722 - 06/18/05 11:56 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rudra said: Do you think ass sex with women is immoral or not? Do you think its dark or evil? What do you think? I know its a firm part of tantra.
im not into donkeys'..but whether or not its "immoral" is relative...
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Arp
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the good entrance comes with the carpet!
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Vvellum
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Rudra]
#4310997 - 06/18/05 01:59 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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anal sex rules.
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Veritas
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
#4311246 - 06/18/05 03:47 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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by going "down under"??
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Swami
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Veritas]
#4311886 - 06/18/05 07:54 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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PART 1 : The Descent
Support Crew #1: Are you sure you want to go through with this?
Swami: I have to know what flavor of fauna that Veritas is; whether sea cucumber or sea anemone.
Support Crew #1: Is it really worth the risk?
Swami: All great adventures entail danger.
Swami dons wet suit, flippers, mask and scuba gear.
Support Crew #2: I hope you are going to use the cage.
Swami: It is too cumbersome.
Support Crew #2: Here, at least take a spear gun.
Swami: Don't think it will afford much protection, but... OK.
Support Crew #1 checks the safety harness and gives thumbs up sign.
Swami: Now remember, two short tugs on the safetey line means to haul me up as fast as possible.
Support Crew #2: God be with you, bra.
Swami descends into the murky depths. Several minutes pass.
Support Crew #1: I don't like this. He has been down too long. I have a feeling something is wrong.
The safety line goes slack and floats to the surface amid a flurry of bubbles.
Support Crew #2: Oh shit! Swamiiiiii!
PART II: Search and Rescue
...to be continued.
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
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PhanTomCat
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
#4312155 - 06/18/05 09:49 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hacking young minds since 1999!
Hacking young butts since (insert YEAR here)...!?
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Swami
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Now, now! Just because I have become a sex symbol and master of mind control doesn't mean that I abuse my power over others.
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
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Icelander
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
#4315261 - 06/19/05 09:28 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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bukkake
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Quote:
MushmanTheManic said: Looks like fun to me.
The hair pulling part does too.
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Veritas
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
#4316811 - 06/20/05 11:37 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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"The safety line goes slack and floats to the surface amid a flurry of bubbles."
Safety is overrated...
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Diploid
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
#4317600 - 06/20/05 03:52 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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The safety line goes slack and floats to the surface amid a flurry of bubbles.
Support Crew #2: Oh shit! Swamiiiiii!
Relax guys. Swami's faking. He just wants Veritas to give him mouth-to-mouth.
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Veritas
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Diploid]
#4317614 - 06/20/05 03:56 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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You sure that's what he had in mind??
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Swami
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Diploid]
#4317615 - 06/20/05 03:57 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Um, not exactly mouth-to-mouth although that wouldn't be bad either...
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
Edited by Swami (06/20/05 03:59 PM)
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Swami
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
#4317618 - 06/20/05 03:58 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Heh, you "beat me" to it, you devil!
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Veritas
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
#4317621 - 06/20/05 03:59 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fastest fingers in the west!
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Veritas
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Veritas]
#4320383 - 06/21/05 11:06 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't worry, Shroomers! The problem was this outdated Scuba gear the Swamster was using:
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Mitchnast
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Veritas]
#4324701 - 06/22/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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the good twin eh? looks like Ukyo Kuonjii to me. many mistake her for a guy too..
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Veritas
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Sorry, Mitch, I changed my avatar since the post about the original cute babe!
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Icelander
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Veritas]
#4324941 - 06/22/05 01:37 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's hard to keep up with your avatar changes.
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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