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InvisibleMushmanTheManic
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Registered: 04/21/05
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
    #4309892 - 06/18/05 12:41 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Looks like fun to me.

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InvisibleAnnapurna1
liberal pussy
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Registered: 05/21/02
Posts: 5,646
Loc: innsmouth..MA
Re: Ass sex [Re: Rudra]
    #4310722 - 06/18/05 11:56 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Rudra said:
Do you think ass sex with women is immoral or not? Do you think its dark or evil? What do you think? I know its a firm part of tantra.




im not into donkeys'..but whether or not its "immoral" is relative...


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InvisibleArp
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Registered: 04/20/98
Posts: 2,191
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Annapurna1]
    #4310953 - 06/18/05 01:36 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

the good entrance comes with the carpet!

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InvisibleVvellum
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Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 10,920
Re: Ass sex [Re: Rudra]
    #4310997 - 06/18/05 01:59 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

anal sex rules.

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InvisibleVeritas
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Posts: 11,089
Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
    #4311246 - 06/18/05 03:47 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

by going "down under"??  :grin:

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InvisibleSwami
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Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
Re: Ass sex [Re: Veritas]
    #4311886 - 06/18/05 07:54 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

PART 1 : The Descent

Support Crew #1: Are you sure you want to go through with this?

Swami: I have to know what flavor of fauna that Veritas is; whether sea cucumber or sea anemone.

Support Crew #1: Is it really worth the risk?

Swami: All great adventures entail danger.

Swami dons wet suit, flippers, mask and scuba gear.

Support Crew #2: I hope you are going to use the cage.

Swami: It is too cumbersome.

Support Crew #2: Here, at least take a spear gun.

Swami: Don't think it will afford much protection, but... OK.

Support Crew #1 checks the safety harness and gives thumbs up sign.

Swami: Now remember, two short tugs on the safetey line means to haul me up as fast as possible.

Support Crew #2: God be with you, bra.

Swami descends into the murky depths. Several minutes pass.

Support Crew #1: I don't like this. He has been down too long. I have a feeling something is wrong.

The safety line goes slack and floats to the surface amid a flurry of bubbles.

Support Crew #2: Oh shit! Swamiiiiii!


PART II: Search and Rescue

...to be continued.


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The proof is in the pudding.

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OfflinePhanTomCat
Teh Cat....
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
    #4312155 - 06/18/05 09:49 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Hacking young minds since 1999!

Hacking young butts since (insert YEAR here)...!?  :lol:


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Ass sex [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #4315249 - 06/19/05 09:24 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Now, now! Just because I have become a sex symbol and master of mind control doesn't mean that I abuse my power over others.


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The proof is in the pudding.

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InvisibleIcelander
The Minstrel in the Gallery
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Registered: 03/15/05
Posts: 95,368
Loc: underbelly
Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
    #4315261 - 06/19/05 09:28 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:ass: :penis:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Invisiblebukkake
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Registered: 05/28/05
Posts: 2,764
Loc: Classified
Re: Ass sex [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #4316008 - 06/20/05 02:07 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

MushmanTheManic said:
Looks like fun to me.



The hair pulling part does too.

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InvisibleVeritas
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
    #4316811 - 06/20/05 11:37 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

"The safety line goes slack and floats to the surface amid a flurry of bubbles."

Safety is overrated...

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InvisibleDiploidM
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Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 19,274
Loc: Rabbit Hole
Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
    #4317600 - 06/20/05 03:52 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

The safety line goes slack and floats to the surface amid a flurry of bubbles.

Support Crew #2: Oh shit! Swamiiiiii!


Relax guys. Swami's faking. He just wants Veritas to give him mouth-to-mouth. :hug:


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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InvisibleVeritas
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Diploid]
    #4317614 - 06/20/05 03:56 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You sure that's what he had in mind??
:blowjob:

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Diploid]
    #4317615 - 06/20/05 03:57 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Um, not exactly mouth-to-mouth although that wouldn't be bad either...  :cool:


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The proof is in the pudding.

Edited by Swami (06/20/05 03:59 PM)

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
    #4317618 - 06/20/05 03:58 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Heh, you "beat me" to it, you devil! :devil:


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InvisibleVeritas
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Swami]
    #4317621 - 06/20/05 03:59 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Fastest fingers in the west!

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InvisibleVeritas
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Veritas]
    #4320383 - 06/21/05 11:06 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Don't worry, Shroomers! The problem was this outdated Scuba gear the Swamster was using:


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OfflineMitchnast
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Posts: 8,656
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Veritas]
    #4324701 - 06/22/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

the good twin eh?
looks like Ukyo Kuonjii to me.
many mistake her for a guy too..

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InvisibleVeritas
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Re: Ass sex [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4324780 - 06/22/05 12:52 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Sorry, Mitch, I changed my avatar since the post about the original cute babe!

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InvisibleIcelander
The Minstrel in the Gallery
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Registered: 03/15/05
Posts: 95,368
Loc: underbelly
Re: Ass sex [Re: Veritas]
    #4324941 - 06/22/05 01:37 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

It's hard to keep up with your avatar changes. :wink: :heart:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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