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RandalFlagg
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Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick.
#4323242 - 06/22/05 12:15 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was at a bar in Boulder. I had a few beers in me. Somehow I start talking to this chick. Before you know it I am draped all over her and she doesn't seem to mind. I nibble on her neck and run my hands up and down her and before you know it she says, "Well.....do you want to come back to my place and hang out....I usually don't invite guys back to my place that I barely know".
I'm thinking, "pfft.....my ass....."
So I go. She says, "Why don't you come in and check out my bedroom..."
Well....I think you know what happened next.
I gave her the best five minutes of her life.
I got up to leave and she was like, "Why are you going?". I said, "I have to get back to my friend's house because I need to get to sleep." She says, "Well...what is your phone number?".
I lied and said, "Well...I don't have a cell phone or a home phone right now." She said, "oh..........". Then I said, "I really have to go ......bye." And I ran out of there like an olympic sprinter.
bwahahaha!!!
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323254 - 06/22/05 12:18 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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She used you!
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: Boom]
#4323257 - 06/22/05 12:18 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I didn't mind.
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Boom
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323266 - 06/22/05 12:19 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ha, obviously
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323289 - 06/22/05 12:23 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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You = badass
Short guy represent!
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: Redstorm]
#4323307 - 06/22/05 12:25 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Redstorm said: You = badass
Short guy represent!
Bar slut: Oh Randal...Oh Randal....Oh....
Oh yeah......
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323314 - 06/22/05 12:27 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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You should have hooked her up with your number you could be hittin that tomorrow night.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323331 - 06/22/05 12:30 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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why didnt you get her number? .you could have used each other again??...oh mang!...and again and again..casual sex is the shit..better then jerking it..
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: Skunk420]
#4323351 - 06/22/05 12:33 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: why didnt you get her number? .you could have used each other again??...oh mang!...and again and again..casual sex is the shit..better then jerking it..
Naw...it was one of those "hit it, quit it, and never see her again" things.
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323363 - 06/22/05 12:34 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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That was my girlfriend asshole....Im beating your ass tomorrow
-------------------- WDYWFM? I just want full access damnit Rono he hate me... I'm going to be reading every post that you make...and anything that even remotely offends me is going to get your ass banned. How you like 'dem apples asshole?
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323391 - 06/22/05 12:38 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
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skunk78395 said: why didnt you get her number? .you could have used each other again??...oh mang!...and again and again..casual sex is the shit..better then jerking it..
Naw...it was one of those "hit it, quit it, and never see her again" things.
She looked that bad???
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#4323405 - 06/22/05 12:40 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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mattzdope said: She looked that bad???
She was probably about a 5.5 on a 1-10 scale. Not a dog, but not a Playboy model either.
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323414 - 06/22/05 12:42 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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You bagged the fat barslut
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: Boom]
#4323429 - 06/22/05 12:44 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Booooom said: You bagged the fat barslut
She wasn't fat. She was short and a little thick (but not too thick). Her face wasn't that bad. She had B-sized boobies.
I'm no super-model myself....so I wasn't complaining.
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323435 - 06/22/05 12:45 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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But, I thought that's what you looked like.. (see avatar)
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323438 - 06/22/05 12:45 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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well be happy you can afford to go to the bar..or club..I can barely afford beer..a one hour fuck would be nice..I would have hit it for atleast 30 minutes before I came..you need to teach your dick how to hold it back before your first orgasm...I have learned techniques on the internet...plus simple multivitamins help a lot..
Edited by skunk78395 (06/22/05 12:46 AM)
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: Boom]
#4323445 - 06/22/05 12:47 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Booooom said: But, I thought that's what you looked like.. (see avatar)
My avatar and my description are a complete lie. I am a skinny little guy.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4323447 - 06/22/05 12:48 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mannn atleast you know where she lives. You can always drop by the house.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: Skunk420]
#4323451 - 06/22/05 12:49 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: you need to teach your dick how to hold it back before your first orgasm...I have learned techniques on the internet...
I wasn't terribly interested in prolonging things. Like I said, it was a "hit it and quit it" scenario.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Hot damn! Just bagged a bar chick. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#4323460 - 06/22/05 12:50 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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mattzdope said: Mannn atleast you know where she lives. You can always drop by the house.
Well...our little tryst was somewhat alcohol-fueled. I don't know how well it would go over if I showed up for seconds.
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