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ZippoZ
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Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
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so im thinking about going to the casino tonight
#4318542 - 06/20/05 08:24 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah im broke, but im making around $450 tomorrow so it wouldnt brak te bank..... i have around $75 now... i could bring $50 with me and go off to the boat and see where it goes....... actually i htink i will once i get cleaned up...
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Vvellum
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: ZippoZ]
#4318791 - 06/20/05 09:37 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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have fun blowing your hard-earned cash.
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adamj
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Registered: 11/11/03
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: ZippoZ]
#4318908 - 06/20/05 10:09 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah man, fuck casinos. It's false hope.
I always can't help but look at everyone there. I saw some guy blow $500 in just 5 spins. It's crazy.
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Vvellum
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: adamj]
#4318916 - 06/20/05 10:11 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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the house wins 99% of the time. and the 1% that wins, more often than not does not even break even with their winnings due to losing money in the past.
going to the casino is more about dressing up, getting liquored, meeting girls and having a good time. which is all good.
If you go expecting to win, then you're delusional.
I'd rather go to a bar, personally, and save some money.
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ToTheSummit
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: adamj]
#4321976 - 06/21/05 06:40 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
adamj said: I saw some guy blow $500 in just 5 spins. It's crazy.
That ain't shit around here. I watched a Lady one time playing a high limit slot machine at The Mirage. She had a security gaurd with her and a rack of $500 chips. She was dropping 3 chips at a time into a slot machine ($1500 a pull). I sat and watched her dump about $30,000 in a couple minutes before I couldn't watch anymore. I figured her husband was probably at some high limit table somewhere betting thousands per hand on Baccarat.
One advantage to growing up in Las Vegas is that you learn at a young age how much gambling sucks. I love to play games, but I'm happier if theres no money involved or if the stakes are so low that it doesn't matter. Penny-slots rule!
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4321980 - 06/21/05 06:42 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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penny slots are for chumps
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Vvellum
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4322107 - 06/21/05 07:05 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah, I'd rather play some poker with the guys + a few cases of beer at home.
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ToTheSummit
peregrinus
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: Vvellum]
#4322286 - 06/21/05 07:44 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Man, you guys just don't know how to have a good time. After the penny-slots you hit the buffet and then go take in a game of bingo. If you are feeling really adventurous you might even drop a dollar on a keno card later on.
Sheesh, take it from cousin Eddie. Learn to do it Vegas-style or don't bother, Clark.
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Vex
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4322311 - 06/21/05 07:54 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I prefer to just hand over my pay check to the the guy at the door and have him kick me in the balls. That way i get home in time to watch the Simpsons.
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PaulAtreides
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4322323 - 06/21/05 07:57 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have some shoes like the ones Eddie gave Clark
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ToTheSummit
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: PaulAtreides]
#4322338 - 06/21/05 08:03 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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"All I know is my teeth have never been whiter and my garden is spittin out 50 pound tomatos!"
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PaulAtreides
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Re: so im thinking about going to the casino tonight [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4322373 - 06/21/05 08:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Haha i loved all them movies... Mechanic 1: Ain't never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains. Clark: Yeah, well, we're from out of town. How much do we owe? Mechanic 2: All of it. Clark: C'mon, seriously. How much do we owe? Mechanic 2: [waving a wrench] I said all of it, boy. Clark: What does your sheriff think of your business practices? [Mechanic 2 laughs and shows his sheriff's badge.]
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