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Another McDonalds Thread
    #4321927 - 06/21/05 08:28 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Alright I just seen a McDonalds commercial on TV for the millionth time advertising that they will make anything "Just the way you like it." Say you want a single burger with extra meat. Not an extra burger or a quarter pounder, just a single burger with a little more meat slapped on it. How would they accomplish this when their burgers are pre pattied and all they do is throw them on a stove or microwave or however they cook them there. Somebody should go and order a burger with a little extra meat and see what they do. When they give an extra burger or QP go back in and specify and you specifically asked for a single burger with a little extra meat and push until they do somthing. This is pretty lame and pointless but it would humor me to see the local McDonalds thrown into a mass confusion. (:oogle:)


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4321936 - 06/21/05 08:30 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

meat? at mcdonalds ... i've think you got the wrong place  :lol:


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: dnL]
    #4321944 - 06/21/05 08:32 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Very good point. hah. Lets say it is real meat though.

Somebody should do this.. I think it would be hilarious to see somebody go in there and say there not leaving without getting a single burger with extra meat on it. What would they do about this? "My sticker says just the way you like it and this is not the way I like it, I like my burgers pressed with a little extra meat." How would they respond to such a person?


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4321954 - 06/21/05 08:34 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

by spitting in their food of course


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: dnL]
    #4321971 - 06/21/05 08:39 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4321984 - 06/21/05 08:43 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder what they'd say if I asked for a baby burger.


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4322070 - 06/21/05 08:58 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

veal? or succulent human baby?


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: Noetical]
    #4322200 - 06/21/05 09:20 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

da dat da da da... Im haten' it.


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4322203 - 06/21/05 09:21 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

they'll just charge you for another meat patty... i used to do it when i was a kid


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: Noetical]
    #4322224 - 06/21/05 09:25 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

human.


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: Phychotron]
    #4322281 - 06/21/05 09:42 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

God only knows what theyd do then Hella. hah.

If you spazzed enough theyd probably take a cleaver and chop the burger in half and give it to you for free.

Psychotron, what if you flipped out and went back in screaming saying you wanted a single burger with a little more meat pressed into it?


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4322308 - 06/21/05 09:53 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I got extra meat...


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4322353 - 06/21/05 10:07 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I get extra meat only when i grow forward ...

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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4322433 - 06/21/05 10:46 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I work there, that is no problem, just order a double cheeseburger with no cheese..:lol:...$1.00...you could not confuse me, I am one of the top cashiers at the McDonalds where I work.....


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4322451 - 06/21/05 10:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Tell them you are allergic to sesame seeds and ask if they could pick them off and add extra meat instead  :smirk:

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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #4322464 - 06/21/05 11:04 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

That would be funny to do at burger king.. "Yeah um could you please pick off every single sesame seed off the bun, I'm allergic and I want the top half of my bun not two bottom halfs gd'it!"


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: Skunk420]
    #4322466 - 06/21/05 11:06 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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skunk78395 said:
I work there, that is no problem, just order a double cheeseburger with no cheese..:lol:...$1.00...you could not confuse me, I am one of the top cashiers at the McDonalds where I work.....




I think you missed the point. What if I just wanted a single hamburger? Not a double burger or a quarter pounder. Just a regular burger with a little extra meat pressed into it. How would you handle such a person if they were relentless?


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4322485 - 06/21/05 11:11 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I would tell them that the patties are precut and frozen before cooking...but I am sure there would be a way to press the two together while cooking...I am not sure exactly, I will ask one of my managers tomorrow...I just will tell then a friend asked me about it..
but if it was not possible I would just tell the costomer that the reason why is that they are precut..from the factory and we can't do anything about it..
but at the same time I am sure they could cook two on top of each other and press then together somehow.
But I will ask..I thought i heard a lot of different requests before but that is something I never heard of..interesting..


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Re: Another McDonalds Thread [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4323253 - 06/22/05 02:17 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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mattzdope said:
That would be funny to do at burger king.. "Yeah um could you please pick off every single sesame seed off the bun, I'm allergic and I want the top half of my bun not two bottom halfs gd'it!"




A special order like that is just begging to be fucked with. They will spit in, wipe boogers in, or wipe semen in your food.


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