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SneezingPenis
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Blue Honey + sneaking into Bonnaroo trip report
#4315189 - 06/19/05 09:07 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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So, about two weeks ago, my refrigerator broke, and I didnt feel comfortable leaving a cracker dry ounce in there. So, I made some Blue Honey, with the whole thing. After working all week, constantly wondering how great Bonnaroo was going, I found myself and a friend drunk at a bar at 1 am in the morning (saturday night/ sunday morning). So, after a lot of persuasion, I finally got him to get in the car, and we drove the hour down to Manchester. The whole way we were just eating spoonfuls of blue honey and he kept asking how we were going to get in. So, by the time we park at some random hotel, we started getting filled with the void and watched the police arrest two people at a convienient store. I saw a bunch of cars pulling down this dirt/gravel road and figured that had to be a way into Bonnaroo. We walk down it, with about half a jar of blue honey left, when a guy in a white van offers us a ride into Bonnaroo. He didnt want any blue honey, so we threw him 10 bucks. By now, we are starting to trip really good and we roll out of the van. Right then some security guards kind of say something to us, and we just kind of walk the other way and mumble. We weave into some construction equipment and trucks, and come to a fence, used a police golf cart buggy thing to hop over it and we found ourselves smack in the middle of VIP!!! So we decided to try and kill the whole jar of blue honey....recollection and chronological order gets a little fuzzy here.... I distinctly remember a long conversation with two naked girls that were rolling around in the mud with bed sheets to cover themselves, but they were too fucked up to remember to cover themselves and kept pacing back and forth, dumping their brain out topic after topic.....
I lost my sandals, then found them an hour later....made peace with the earth via a huge white spray painted tree top that looked like a meteor..... had a great theory as to why Bonnaroo sky is the biggest anywhere, but forgot it......
had a great time, we were only there for about 8 hours, tripping the entire time, and left since my buddy had to be back at work at 4pm. there is still some blue honey left, not much, but i think im about to go gobble that.....
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holio1
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Re: Blue Honey + sneaking into Bonnaroo trip report [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4317126 - 06/20/05 01:14 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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that is a fucking ill story
what bands were on when you were there
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Aaladorn
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Re: Blue Honey + sneaking into Bonnaroo trip report [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4317210 - 06/20/05 01:49 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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haha, great story. It's a shame you didn't stay for any music, great performances were happening the entire weekend. But you can have just as much fun in the campgrounds, there are all sorts of interesting characters that are completely fried on various drug concoctions. I met people that I probably could have become life-long friends with, but once you say bye to them and get lost in the crowd again you realize you'll never see them again.
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SneezingPenis
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Re: Blue Honey + sneaking into Bonnaroo trip report [Re: Aaladorn]
#4317406 - 06/20/05 02:45 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah, we didnt see any bands and we didnt even go into Centeroo, we didnt want to risk getting kicked out and forced to wander around Bonnaroo tripping on a shitload of mushrooms.
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SuperD
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Re: Blue Honey + sneaking into Bonnaroo trip report [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4318602 - 06/20/05 08:42 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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great story mang
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Re: Blue Honey + sneaking into Bonnaroo trip report [Re: SuperD]
#4320459 - 06/21/05 11:31 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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i feel dumb, but whats blue honey
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Re: Blue Honey + sneaking into Bonnaroo trip report [Re: Impulse101]
#4320727 - 06/21/05 01:06 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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thats what happens when you store mushrooms in honey.. the psilocybin leaks out and turns it blue
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