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Invisiblebf6
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Baptist Bras
    #4317189 - 06/20/05 03:41 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City.
He told the Sales lady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B".

With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember," Said the saleslady, "we don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the
Catholic bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type".

Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the
differences?"

The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple.

The Catholic type supports the masses,

The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."

He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?"

"They", she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".





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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: bf6]
    #4317196 - 06/20/05 03:42 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:undecided:


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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4317198 - 06/20/05 03:43 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Ok hold on let me try again...

*goes to look for a better joke*


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: bf6]
    #4317209 - 06/20/05 03:48 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:goodluck: :lol:


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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: bf6]
    #4317212 - 06/20/05 03:49 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: bf6]
    #4317232 - 06/20/05 04:00 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

zing!


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TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.


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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: alakona]
    #4317235 - 06/20/05 04:01 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Don't you "zing" in my thread. :mad:


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: bf6]
    #4317274 - 06/20/05 04:12 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

"THE ZING OF THE DAY!"
fignuts!


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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: notapillow]
    #4317276 - 06/20/05 04:13 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Fiiiiiiiignuuuuuuuuts.....


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: bf6]
    #4317285 - 06/20/05 04:15 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:laugh: that episode is awsome
"that mailbox head"


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Edited by notapillow (06/20/05 04:15 PM)


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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: notapillow]
    #4317303 - 06/20/05 04:23 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

...Mailbox head...


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: bf6]
    #4317317 - 06/20/05 04:25 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

ZING


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idiotek said:
  How do I get Alakona to like me? Fucking skank won't show me any tits, why should I give her a cock shot?  Fuck that. I figure if I fill her PM box with my dick photo, it's almost the same thing as filling her real box with my real dick?

TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.


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Re: Baptist Bras [Re: alakona]
    #4317324 - 06/20/05 04:27 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

HI-O


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