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InvisibleJohn
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almost got mugged!
    #4312877 - 06/19/05 03:40 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

alright so i'm drunk as shit coming home from a concert tonight, i called my dealer on the way home. so i go to the atm right below where i live and withdrawl %60 as i'm walking away this dude grabs me and say "give it to me"! i on;y had $60 on me but i'm not rich so $60 is worth fighting for to me. so i started acting all crazy talking in a psycho voice say "oh you want it huh? you gonna make it hurt ect? then he swung at me and ran away. imitidation is key. i think i scared him how ceazy i was acting :stoned:


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: John]
    #4312878 - 06/19/05 03:41 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, intimidation is key until they actually shoot you.


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: John]
    #4312882 - 06/19/05 03:42 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

"Wha- This is my drug money mother fucker, you're gonna have to kill me for it!"

:thumbup:


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InvisibleJohn
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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4312920 - 06/19/05 03:53 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

haha yeah, i'm in canada, don't have to worry about guns so much as the states. if he pulled a gun i wouldn't have said shit but he didn't so i did.


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: John]
    #4312925 - 06/19/05 03:55 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

lol, still man, say he took a knife out.


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4312941 - 06/19/05 04:02 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

normally i'd agree with you and i agree the best thing to do in that kind of situation is stfu and give them what they want but it's diffrent when it happens. i was so pissed that someone would try to mug me (i live in a nice part of town and pay $840 a month for a p.o.s. apartment so i don't have to deal with that shit) that i stood my ground. dude was no older than 27 and in shape but i would have destroyed him, knife or not, if he tried anything i was so enraged. hell even if he had a gun he wouldn't have forgotten me. the bitch punched me in the nose and ran like forest though :stoned:


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: John]
    #4312964 - 06/19/05 04:18 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

No i understand the motive behind it. Last summer my truck was stolen from work. So that morning, i work graveyard, i went out just driving around looking for it. I actually pass my fucking truck with the people driving in it. So i flip a bitch and rode their ass till they pulled over, in retrospect that might not have been the best thing to do. Granted i had a cell phone which i was talking to the cops on as soon as i saw my truck. And a .357 sitting next to me, but gun or no gun if i get shot i get shot. So i understand, but if it happened to me again i probably would have done things differently.


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  Edward Abbey


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: John]
    #4312966 - 06/19/05 04:19 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Was he black?


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: spud]
    #4312970 - 06/19/05 04:22 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

No he was white with blonde hair, a clean cut face, and was wearing a decent hoody. i was surprised because there are addicts and homeless around that i'd think might try and jack you but this guy looked like neither.


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: John]
    #4312979 - 06/19/05 04:26 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

(drunk) student prank mebbe :smile:


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: John]
    #4312986 - 06/19/05 04:30 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

If he wasn't black then he is innocent.


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: spud]
    #4312992 - 06/19/05 04:31 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

spud said:
If he wasn't black then he is innocent.



That is a good quote, made me LOL


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: spud]
    #4312993 - 06/19/05 04:31 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

It was this guy



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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4312998 - 06/19/05 04:33 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Trainwreck said:
It was this guy






If that dude tried to mugg me Id bring his ass down to McDonalds and buy him a pity order off the dollar menu. :grin:


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: cybrbeast]
    #4313002 - 06/19/05 04:34 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

nah man this guy was for real. there's not a lot of students around where i live and this guy defentaly wasn't a student anyway. another thing i didn't mention is while this was happening there was 4 people (2 of which i know were guys, i didn't look at the other two) where about 3 meters away and didn't say a word. afterward i walked by them and was like "damn, that guy just tried to rob me" they seemed to look away when i was looking at them, not wanting to get involved or something ? eh, not very friendly :stoned:


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: John]
    #4313005 - 06/19/05 04:35 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

They were probably all banking on your money to buy them powder for the night. hah.


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: John]
    #4313007 - 06/19/05 04:36 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

You should have robbed all of them.


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: John]
    #4313008 - 06/19/05 04:36 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, you even type the word 'eh'.


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4313028 - 06/19/05 04:44 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I would have double back flip to face kicked the guy.


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Re: almost got mugged! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4313087 - 06/19/05 05:38 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

die for that shit, it doesnt matter if its only 60bucks, thats your pride, dont let no one take it, always put up all the fight u got for it.
its better to die on your feet than live on your knees
(who originally said that??)


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