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Rudra
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Zen masterbation
#4303693 - 06/16/05 01:02 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I ordained myself as a monk on tuesday. Since it is my last day of being a monk in 3 days. The tantrik path. I vowed to celibacy for 3 days (my nuts hurt already). My only vow. So on the up side I stay a monk for the rest of my life.
All shaking my balls is good pleasure. Also masterbating you're belly button, I can reach exotic states of ecstasy. All forms of exotic masterbation. The best part about being celibate is waking up in the morning with a boner.
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OldWoodSpecter
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Re: Zen masterbation [Re: Rudra]
#4303720 - 06/16/05 01:07 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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is this for real? enlightened masturbation?
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MAIA
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Re: Zen masterbation [Re: Rudra]
#4303739 - 06/16/05 01:11 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Tantrik relations with your hand huh ... How many different positions are you used to ?
MAIA
-------------------- Spiritual being, living a human experience ... The Shroomery Mandala Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy. Voltaire
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OldWoodSpecter
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Re: Zen masterbation [Re: MAIA]
#4303779 - 06/16/05 01:20 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is that Swami on that picture in your avatar? He looks kind of..cool
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MAIA
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Nope, that's how Jack ends in the good'old "Shinning" movie. He really believed what he saw... Any other similarities are pure coincidence .
MAIA
-------------------- Spiritual being, living a human experience ... The Shroomery Mandala Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy. Voltaire
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Gomp
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Re: Zen masterbation [Re: MAIA]
#4303948 - 06/16/05 02:11 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nice
hehe
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OldWoodSpecter
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Re: Zen masterbation [Re: MAIA]
#4304115 - 06/16/05 02:54 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I know, I've seen the film... and now you have ruined my joke..
Swami has Jack in his avatar, so I've (and everybody else) have somehow attached this face to the person of Swami, so that's why I asked
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Huehuecoyotl
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It would be funny if every user here used a Jack Nicholson avatar.
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Veritas
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That makes me think of the scene in "Being John Malkovich" where Malkovich goes into his own portal...everyone has his face & all they can say is "Malkovich" !
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Huehuecoyotl
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Re: Zen masterbation [Re: Veritas]
#4304693 - 06/16/05 05:03 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I love that movie.
-------------------- "A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda
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Icelander
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Re: Zen masterbation [Re: Veritas]
#4304696 - 06/16/05 05:03 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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This is your best avatar yet.
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Veritas
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Re: Zen masterbation [Re: Icelander]
#4304708 - 06/16/05 05:10 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jack said: Heeeeeeere's Johnny!!
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Ravus
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Re: Zen masturbation [Re: Rudra]
#4304732 - 06/16/05 05:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Why is this topic derailed?
3 days is nothing, Rude-ra, you should try a few months. Pretty soon you'll be so used to being celibate that the constant erections will just be a natural part of life.
And then break it by using the ancient tantric method of
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Rudra
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Re: Zen masturbation [Re: Ravus]
#4308026 - 06/17/05 03:03 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Its the symbolic intention of becoming a monk on those 3 days. I masterbated last night after 12ish pm, it was beautiful and tantrik. Now I am a monk for life. Its awesome.
I just can not handel anything more. We find pleasure in tantra.
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Icelander
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Re: Zen masturbation [Re: Rudra]
#4308144 - 06/17/05 03:46 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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But are you card carrying monk?
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Ravus
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Re: Zen masturbation [Re: Rudra]
#4308151 - 06/17/05 03:47 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't think most monks are obsessed with sexuality as you.
I've seen threads by you on masturbation, rape, ass fucking, and a variety of other topics, and you still have less than 100 posts.
Edit: 101 posts now!
-------------------- So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.
Edited by Ravus (06/17/05 03:48 PM)
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Icelander
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Re: Zen masturbation [Re: Ravus]
#4308156 - 06/17/05 03:49 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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He likes to monk e around, that's all.
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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