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Drug College
    #4302483 - 06/16/05 02:00 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I had a strange idea a while back. What if there was a post-secondary institution devoted to teaching people about illicit drugs?

There would be classes on growing weed, making E, smuggling techniques, etc..

Wouldn't this be a cool idea? If it existed (on some island not subject to normal law) I would get a bachelor's degree or something.

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Re: Drug College [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4302500 - 06/16/05 02:12 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Man... I don't think i'd ever leave. After getting a couple different degrees i'd just stay there and teach. There'd have to be a whole enthnobotany portion of the college, strickly devoted to growing natural hallucinogens (as apposed to the more scientifically oriented portion devoted to synthetic manufacturing of substances). I don't quite know what specific degree i'd go for... probably growing and caring for cannabis, and then a minor degree in hallucinogenic fungi.

Of course all you chemistry savvy peoples can just go across campus to the lab and make all the shit i'm laboriously tending too in my garden... but i don't care, growing's better than testtubing... except for LSD and E of course.

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Re: Drug College [Re: Hrethic]
    #4302753 - 06/16/05 07:25 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

You can find all that out on the internet.


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Re: Drug College [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4302763 - 06/16/05 07:31 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Would it be a school based on science? Or the psychedelic believe?


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Re: Drug College [Re: Fliquid]
    #4302765 - 06/16/05 07:32 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

the school would implode on itself

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Re: Drug College [Re: goobler]
    #4302767 - 06/16/05 07:33 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

DMT studie hours..  :grin:


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Re: Drug College [Re: Fliquid]
    #4302797 - 06/16/05 07:56 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

wow its kind of sick to hear youre that devoted to drugs.. theres other things in the world besides getting high

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Re: Drug College [Re: hempknight]
    #4302812 - 06/16/05 08:03 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

geeze, lighten up bro, he's just messing around.


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Re: Drug College [Re: hempknight]
    #4302815 - 06/16/05 08:04 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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wow its kind of sick to hear youre that devoted to drugs.. theres other things in the world besides getting high




It's not any more sick than you thinking it is.

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Re: Drug College [Re: gdman]
    #4302817 - 06/16/05 08:05 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

That would be sooo cool.  I would major in drug trafficking  :mushroom2:


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Re: Drug College [Re: gdman]
    #4302820 - 06/16/05 08:07 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I would teach entheogens (and useful plants) 101 :cool:. heh


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Re: Drug College [Re: gdman] * 1
    #4302822 - 06/16/05 08:08 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

i'd skip class all the time to get stoned.

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Re: Drug College [Re: Krishna]
    #4302861 - 06/16/05 08:34 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I'd be the instructor for stoned PE.  :devil:


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Re: Drug College [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4302999 - 06/16/05 09:30 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I had a strange idea a while back. What if there was a post-secondary institution devoted to teaching people about illicit drugs?

There would be classes on growing weed, making E, smuggling techniques, etc..

Wouldn't this be a cool idea? If it existed (on some island not subject to normal law) I would get a bachelor's degree or something.




it's called prison... but you gotta be 'jumped in' when you get there... i heard it usualy takes place in the showers. but I've never been, so i'm not sure...


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Re: Drug College [Re: Fliquid]
    #4303115 - 06/16/05 10:15 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Fliquid said:
Would it be a school based on science? Or the psychedelic believe?




Science and functional techniques on getting things done.

For Smuggling 101, we'd bring in experienced smugglers to talk about their trade. We'd also bring in ex-DEA and Coast Guard people to talk about what technology they have (and how to thwart it) and what they look for.

You would leave the school with a well-rounded knowledge of the manufacture of every controlled substance, knowledge of smuggling, techniques on not getting caught, and the basic education needed to run an international drug organization.

However, there would be several degree paths. Not everybody would have to major in being a kingpin. Some people could get into hardcore hallucinogenic or synthetic drug research and creation. Other people could major in marijuana growing.

Edited by RandalFlagg (06/16/05 10:18 AM)

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Re: Drug College [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4303154 - 06/16/05 10:27 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

It would be cool if we had a pool with diluted LSD in it. You jump in, it absorbs into your skin, and you start to trip.

All of the foliage surrounding the school would be psychoactive plants.

And what if we had giant dunes of powdered cocaine in some recreational area? People could climb them, run dune buggies on them, roll around in them, ....stick their noses into them..

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Re: Drug College [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4303158 - 06/16/05 10:28 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

a pool ?? no that wouldn't be cool at all...no no no sir

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Re: Drug College [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4303165 - 06/16/05 10:31 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I think having all the water fountains laced with LSD would be k3y.


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Re: Drug College [Re: goobler]
    #4303172 - 06/16/05 10:32 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I say have a drinking fountain with diluted LSD in it.  :thumbup: This would definitly be my school of choice. :cool:

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Re: Drug College [Re: Ravus]
    #4303175 - 06/16/05 10:33 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Everybody would be high at this place....it would just be like any other college. yuk yuk yuk yuk

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