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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!!
    #4301426 - 06/15/05 09:22 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

The story: (I swear this is the 100% truth)

I was up in Rocky Mountain National Park. I had to use one of the park's outhouses (one of the rustic ones with no running water to clean your hands). So, I was unable to wash my hands after taking a dump. As I was driving out of the park I saw an elk. I took a bunch of pictures of it. I was so excited about seeing the elk. When I get excited I get nervous. When I get nervous I chew on my fingers.

As I was chewing on my fingers, I smelled something funny. I took my finger out of my mouth and saw a decent sized shit stain on it. I had just been chewing on that EXACT spot.

AAACCCKKK!!!!!

I did a half scream/half whimper as I realized what had just happened.

*shudder*

Edited by RandalFlagg (06/15/05 11:14 PM)

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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301434 - 06/15/05 09:25 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

How did it taste?


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Ravus]
    #4301438 - 06/15/05 09:27 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbdown:  That's rough man, not many experience that.

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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301441 - 06/15/05 09:27 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Thats a pretty shitty story...


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301464 - 06/15/05 09:31 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

That's pretty fucking gross.

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Ravus]
    #4301468 - 06/15/05 09:32 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
How did it taste?




Before I knew what had happened, I wasn't paying attention to my taste sense. After I knew what happened I was furiously spitting to get whatever I could out of my mouth.

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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301477 - 06/15/05 09:33 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Indeed, but if it had a strong taste, whether or not you were paying attention to your taste sense you would notice. I'm guessing feces have a relatively mild taste then if you didn't notice at first.

Would you do it again? After all, after your first taste of coprophilia there's no going back.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301493 - 06/15/05 09:39 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I'm not sure I would've shared that story myself.  I'd have probably just told about the elk and left out the shit-eating part.  But thats just me... :smirk:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Ravus]
    #4301510 - 06/15/05 09:44 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
Indeed, but if it had a strong taste, whether or not you were paying attention to your taste sense you would notice. I'm guessing feces have a relatively mild taste then if you didn't notice at first.





It must be mild because I didn't notice any weird taste.  The smell is what got to me.


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Ravus said:
Would you do it again? After all, after your first taste of coprophilia there's no going back.




:argh:

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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301534 - 06/15/05 09:50 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

your gormless mofo :lol:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301548 - 06/15/05 09:55 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I put down $5 saying he gets into tossing salad now. :grin:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301621 - 06/15/05 10:14 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Your avatar/sig are much more appropriate now.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301636 - 06/15/05 10:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

5 shrooms for having eaten your own shit. Man I could not even begin to imagine how utterly gross that must have been.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: dblaney]
    #4301644 - 06/15/05 10:18 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

dblaney18 said:
5 shrooms for having eaten your own shit. Man I could not even begin to imagine how utterly gross that must have been.




:cheers:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301655 - 06/15/05 10:20 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

some things are better left unsaid.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301657 - 06/15/05 10:21 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

That stinks. Did you have a drink or a napkin near by? How did you get it out of your mouth?






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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4301715 - 06/15/05 10:30 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

RF-So there was no toilet paper in the restroom, or you're just a barbaric troglodyte that chooses not to/doesn't know how to operate toilet paper?

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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: California]
    #4301721 - 06/15/05 10:31 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I'm guessing the TP ripped or maybe he is from France and they didnt have the fountain thing (i dont know the name for it)?

edit: I googled "How to Whipe Your Ass While In France" but I'm not finding anything. :rotfl:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

Edited by mattzdope (06/15/05 10:34 PM)

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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301756 - 06/15/05 10:35 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I have no idea why you have so much trouble with the ladies... really... it escapes me :smirk:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: California]
    #4301768 - 06/15/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

troglodyte really is a great word.

it might be just the thing my vocabulary has been missing.

dolt is good, but it doesn't quite convey the brutish
heathenism that is sometimes necessary.


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