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EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!!
#4301426 - 06/15/05 09:22 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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The story: (I swear this is the 100% truth)
I was up in Rocky Mountain National Park. I had to use one of the park's outhouses (one of the rustic ones with no running water to clean your hands). So, I was unable to wash my hands after taking a dump. As I was driving out of the park I saw an elk. I took a bunch of pictures of it. I was so excited about seeing the elk. When I get excited I get nervous. When I get nervous I chew on my fingers.
As I was chewing on my fingers, I smelled something funny. I took my finger out of my mouth and saw a decent sized shit stain on it. I had just been chewing on that EXACT spot.
AAACCCKKK!!!!!
I did a half scream/half whimper as I realized what had just happened.
*shudder*
Edited by RandalFlagg (06/15/05 11:14 PM)
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301434 - 06/15/05 09:25 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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How did it taste?
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Ravus]
#4301438 - 06/15/05 09:27 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's rough man, not many experience that.
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301441 - 06/15/05 09:27 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thats a pretty shitty story...
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301464 - 06/15/05 09:31 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's pretty fucking gross.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Ravus]
#4301468 - 06/15/05 09:32 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ravus said: How did it taste?
Before I knew what had happened, I wasn't paying attention to my taste sense. After I knew what happened I was furiously spitting to get whatever I could out of my mouth.
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301477 - 06/15/05 09:33 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Indeed, but if it had a strong taste, whether or not you were paying attention to your taste sense you would notice. I'm guessing feces have a relatively mild taste then if you didn't notice at first.
Would you do it again? After all, after your first taste of coprophilia there's no going back.
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301493 - 06/15/05 09:39 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm not sure I would've shared that story myself. I'd have probably just told about the elk and left out the shit-eating part. But thats just me...
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Ravus]
#4301510 - 06/15/05 09:44 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ravus said: Indeed, but if it had a strong taste, whether or not you were paying attention to your taste sense you would notice. I'm guessing feces have a relatively mild taste then if you didn't notice at first.
It must be mild because I didn't notice any weird taste. The smell is what got to me.
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301534 - 06/15/05 09:50 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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your gormless mofo
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301548 - 06/15/05 09:55 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I put down $5 saying he gets into tossing salad now.
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301621 - 06/15/05 10:14 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Your avatar/sig are much more appropriate now.
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301636 - 06/15/05 10:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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5 shrooms for having eaten your own shit. Man I could not even begin to imagine how utterly gross that must have been.
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: dblaney]
#4301644 - 06/15/05 10:18 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
dblaney18 said: 5 shrooms for having eaten your own shit. Man I could not even begin to imagine how utterly gross that must have been.
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301655 - 06/15/05 10:20 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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some things are better left unsaid.
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301657 - 06/15/05 10:21 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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That stinks. Did you have a drink or a napkin near by? How did you get it out of your mouth?
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Learyfan]
#4301715 - 06/15/05 10:30 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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RF-So there was no toilet paper in the restroom, or you're just a barbaric troglodyte that chooses not to/doesn't know how to operate toilet paper?
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: California]
#4301721 - 06/15/05 10:31 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm guessing the TP ripped or maybe he is from France and they didnt have the fountain thing (i dont know the name for it)?
edit: I googled "How to Whipe Your Ass While In France" but I'm not finding anything.
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Edited by mattzdope (06/15/05 10:34 PM)
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4301756 - 06/15/05 10:35 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have no idea why you have so much trouble with the ladies... really... it escapes me
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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: California]
#4301768 - 06/15/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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troglodyte really is a great word.
it might be just the thing my vocabulary has been missing.
dolt is good, but it doesn't quite convey the brutish heathenism that is sometimes necessary.
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