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EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!!
    #4301426 - 06/15/05 11:22 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

The story: (I swear this is the 100% truth)

I was up in Rocky Mountain National Park. I had to use one of the park's outhouses (one of the rustic ones with no running water to clean your hands). So, I was unable to wash my hands after taking a dump. As I was driving out of the park I saw an elk. I took a bunch of pictures of it. I was so excited about seeing the elk. When I get excited I get nervous. When I get nervous I chew on my fingers.

As I was chewing on my fingers, I smelled something funny. I took my finger out of my mouth and saw a decent sized shit stain on it. I had just been chewing on that EXACT spot.

AAACCCKKK!!!!!

I did a half scream/half whimper as I realized what had just happened.

*shudder*


Edited by RandalFlagg (06/16/05 01:14 AM)


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301434 - 06/15/05 11:25 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

How did it taste?


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Ravus]
    #4301438 - 06/15/05 11:27 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:thumbdown:  That's rough man, not many experience that.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301441 - 06/15/05 11:27 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Thats a pretty shitty story...


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301464 - 06/15/05 11:31 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

That's pretty fucking gross.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Ravus]
    #4301468 - 06/15/05 11:32 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
How did it taste?




Before I knew what had happened, I wasn't paying attention to my taste sense. After I knew what happened I was furiously spitting to get whatever I could out of my mouth.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301477 - 06/15/05 11:33 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Indeed, but if it had a strong taste, whether or not you were paying attention to your taste sense you would notice. I'm guessing feces have a relatively mild taste then if you didn't notice at first.

Would you do it again? After all, after your first taste of coprophilia there's no going back.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301493 - 06/15/05 11:39 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not sure I would've shared that story myself.  I'd have probably just told about the elk and left out the shit-eating part.  But thats just me... :smirk:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Ravus]
    #4301510 - 06/15/05 11:44 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
Indeed, but if it had a strong taste, whether or not you were paying attention to your taste sense you would notice. I'm guessing feces have a relatively mild taste then if you didn't notice at first.





It must be mild because I didn't notice any weird taste.  The smell is what got to me.


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Would you do it again? After all, after your first taste of coprophilia there's no going back.




:argh:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301534 - 06/15/05 11:50 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

your gormless mofo :lol:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301548 - 06/15/05 11:55 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I put down $5 saying he gets into tossing salad now. :grin:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301621 - 06/16/05 12:14 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Your avatar/sig are much more appropriate now.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301636 - 06/16/05 12:16 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

5 shrooms for having eaten your own shit. Man I could not even begin to imagine how utterly gross that must have been.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: dblaney]
    #4301644 - 06/16/05 12:18 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

dblaney18 said:
5 shrooms for having eaten your own shit. Man I could not even begin to imagine how utterly gross that must have been.




:cheers:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301655 - 06/16/05 12:20 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

some things are better left unsaid.


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301657 - 06/16/05 12:21 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

That stinks. Did you have a drink or a napkin near by? How did you get it out of your mouth?






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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4301715 - 06/16/05 12:30 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

RF-So there was no toilet paper in the restroom, or you're just a barbaric troglodyte that chooses not to/doesn't know how to operate toilet paper?


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: California]
    #4301721 - 06/16/05 12:31 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I'm guessing the TP ripped or maybe he is from France and they didnt have the fountain thing (i dont know the name for it)?

edit: I googled "How to Whipe Your Ass While In France" but I'm not finding anything. :rotfl:


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Edited by mattzdope (06/16/05 12:34 AM)


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4301756 - 06/16/05 12:35 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I have no idea why you have so much trouble with the ladies... really... it escapes me :smirk:


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Re: EWW!!!!!! I ATE MY OWN FECES TODAY!! EWW!!!!! [Re: California]
    #4301768 - 06/16/05 12:38 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

troglodyte really is a great word.

it might be just the thing my vocabulary has been missing.

dolt is good, but it doesn't quite convey the brutish
heathenism that is sometimes necessary.


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