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OfflinePhychotron
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i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase
    #4288311 - 06/12/05 08:42 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

everwhere i go, a really nice one, and people in the super market will be like "why's that dude in that tie-die carryin that briefcaes?.. i could even get one that handcuffs to my writs... thyat would freak people out even more :lol:


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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: Phychotron]
    #4288323 - 06/12/05 08:45 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

You should also pause on occasion and mumble into your watch. That'll make 'em wonder! :grin:


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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4288330 - 06/12/05 08:46 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

yea, that would be freakin sweet... better yet, dont even war a watch, and just talk into the writs...


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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: Phychotron]
    #4288337 - 06/12/05 08:48 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Wear a towel on your head too. :wink:



















































That'll REALLY freak 'em out.


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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: Phychotron]
    #4288339 - 06/12/05 08:49 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

and put a blinking LED light on it, and ALWAYS look nervous.


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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4288348 - 06/12/05 08:51 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

run from tree to tree, dash across open spaces looking up as though you expect some airborne danger.
do this near groups of people and it can actually start widespread panic.
the breifcase will give you credbility.
a labcoat and clipboard will gaurentee a reaction


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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4288361 - 06/12/05 08:53 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

That would work best if he were wearing a suit and tie, looking highly "official".



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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4288364 - 06/12/05 08:53 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Just make sure you're not holding. Cops will seriously stop you and search your shit for bombs and guns and drugs and whatever else they can get their hands on. The Patriot Act is on their side with this one. We're on Terror Alert Red after all. You can't be too careful. Fucking Swine.

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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: Phychotron]
    #4288379 - 06/12/05 08:56 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Phychotron said: i could even get one that handcuffs to my writs... thyat would freak people out even more :lol:




what exactly is the point of that, unless you're trying to look sketch and draw attention to yourself ...

whatever floats your boat tho


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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: dnL]
    #4288439 - 06/12/05 09:19 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

you know what i've always wanted to do... is record the sound of tires sqreeching to a halt, and as i'm stopping at a red light, play it real quick so the person in front of me get's all freaked out like thier gonna get hit real bad... it'll be funny...


binoculars, briefcaes with handcuff, talking into wrist, nerd glasses, and sandals.. .that'll get thier attention... and then i could go around acting all official and get free sodas from gas stations... be like "sorry,gotta run, official buisness... "


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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: Phychotron]
    #4288484 - 06/12/05 09:33 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Haha...that would be funny.


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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: Phychotron]
    #4288524 - 06/12/05 09:43 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

do all of the above and occasionally stop in a crowded area then scream really loud and fast......this sentence is poorly put together.


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Re: i'm gonna start carryin a briefcase [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4288531 - 06/12/05 09:46 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all, I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.


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