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The_Hobbit
Bilbo Baggins
Registered: 04/06/04
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Loc: The Shire
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Whacking off makes me happy inside
#4278073 - 06/09/05 10:50 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm serious. I recently started whacking off again and it feels great. I went for a few months where I would only wack off a handfull of time a month. But now I'm whacking off almost every day. It feels great. I don't do it rough. I use lube, take my time, and have fun with it. Sometimes I whack it for 15 minutes. I've even come up with a cool technique. I get to the point where I'm almost cumming, take my hand off my dick, and just start thrusting. I can feel the energy building up until it explodes and I have the best nut ever.
Whacking off is awesome and it makes me feel better about myself. I'm spreading the word. Whack off for peace.
-------------------- Smoking my hobbit leaf... Please keep in mind that I am just a human being. Please read my posts carefully and interpret their meaning for yourself.
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Jim
Registered: 04/07/04
Posts: 20,922
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
#4278086 - 06/09/05 10:54 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
#4278088 - 06/09/05 10:55 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: Jim]
#4278089 - 06/09/05 10:56 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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what has happened to the pub??? it has gotten offly distasteful lately ... this isn't otd
-------------------- I live for LNC
Edited by KristiMidocean (06/09/05 10:58 PM)
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Trav
Stranger
Registered: 06/09/05
Posts: 1,826
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
#4278091 - 06/09/05 10:56 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm glad it's working out so well for you.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: KristiMidocean]
#4278093 - 06/09/05 10:57 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was thinking the same thing... but Iv got a nice buzz going and it cracked me up.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Ravus
Not an EggshellWalker
Registered: 07/18/03
Posts: 7,991
Loc: Cave of the Patriarchs
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
#4278110 - 06/09/05 11:06 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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You speak the truth man. Spread your wisdom to everyone, especially the Christians who would like to ban all things sexual. Once they see the glories of masturbation they will repent and join us.
-------------------- So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.
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HeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
#4278122 - 06/09/05 11:10 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Have you ever choked yourself with a belt while masturbating?
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Ravus
Not an EggshellWalker
Registered: 07/18/03
Posts: 7,991
Loc: Cave of the Patriarchs
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: HeavyToilet]
#4278128 - 06/09/05 11:12 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's even better when a girl (or guy if you're a homosexual) jacks you off and chokes you just as you're 20 seconds away from cumming, so that you start passing out as you orgasm.
-------------------- So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: Ravus]
#4278144 - 06/09/05 11:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ravus said: It's even better when a girl (or guy if you're a homosexual) jacks you off and chokes you just as you're 20 seconds away from cumming, so that you start passing out as you orgasm.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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HeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: Ravus]
#4278157 - 06/09/05 11:19 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hey man that's pretty rad.
I should start a new thread about this subject. I bet there's a lot to be discussed about this topic.
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Ravus
Not an EggshellWalker
Registered: 07/18/03
Posts: 7,991
Loc: Cave of the Patriarchs
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: HeavyToilet]
#4278188 - 06/09/05 11:29 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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You're right, plus it's against the rules to get off-topic. While masturbation is the topic, passing yourself out as you do it may require special attention.
-------------------- So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.
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freddurgan
Techgnostic
Registered: 01/11/04
Posts: 3,648
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: Ravus]
#4278490 - 06/10/05 01:48 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah dude whackin it is the shit. He posted it at like 1:00am on a weeknight so nobody should really care.
Interesting technique and MOST unabashed detail giving. I'm impressed.
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PaulAtreides
Paw Paw DBK ...
Registered: 06/13/04
Posts: 1,378
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
#4278507 - 06/10/05 01:55 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Go away we want Christy ....
-------------------- WDYWFM? I just want full access damnit Rono he hate me... I'm going to be reading every post that you make...and anything that even remotely offends me is going to get your ass banned. How you like 'dem apples asshole?
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