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OfflineThe_Hobbit
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Whacking off makes me happy inside
    #4278073 - 06/10/05 12:50 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I'm serious. I recently started whacking off again and it feels great. I went for a few months where I would only wack off a handfull of time a month. But now I'm whacking off almost every day. It feels great. I don't do it rough. I use lube, take my time, and have fun with it. Sometimes I whack it for 15 minutes. I've even come up with a cool technique. I get to the point where I'm almost cumming, take my hand off my dick, and just start thrusting. I can feel the energy building up until it explodes and I have the best nut ever.

Whacking off is awesome and it makes me feel better about myself. I'm spreading the word. Whack off for peace.


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4278086 - 06/10/05 12:54 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4278088 - 06/10/05 12:55 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

hahahahahaha. :tongue2:

:beer: :cheers: :beer:


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: Jim]
    #4278089 - 06/10/05 12:56 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

what has happened to the pub??? it has gotten offly distasteful lately ... this isn't otd


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Edited by KristiMidocean (06/10/05 12:58 AM)


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4278091 - 06/10/05 12:56 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:rotfl: I'm glad it's working out so well for you.


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #4278093 - 06/10/05 12:57 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I was thinking the same thing... but Iv got a nice buzz going and it cracked me up.


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4278110 - 06/10/05 01:06 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

You speak the truth man. Spread your wisdom to everyone, especially the Christians who would like to ban all things sexual. Once they see the glories of masturbation they will repent and join us.


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4278122 - 06/10/05 01:10 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)
























Have you ever choked yourself with a belt while masturbating?


:smirk:


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4278128 - 06/10/05 01:12 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

It's even better when a girl (or guy if you're a homosexual) jacks you off and chokes you just as you're 20 seconds away from cumming, so that you start passing out as you orgasm.


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: Ravus]
    #4278144 - 06/10/05 01:16 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
It's even better when a girl (or guy if you're a homosexual) jacks you off and chokes you just as you're 20 seconds away from cumming, so that you start passing out as you orgasm.




:eek:  :rotfl:


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: Ravus]
    #4278157 - 06/10/05 01:19 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Hey man that's pretty rad.

I should start a new thread about this subject. I bet there's a lot to be discussed about this topic. :grin:


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4278188 - 06/10/05 01:29 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

You're right, plus it's against the rules to get off-topic. While masturbation is the topic, passing yourself out as you do it may require special attention.


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: Ravus]
    #4278490 - 06/10/05 03:48 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah dude whackin it is the shit. He posted it at like 1:00am on a weeknight so nobody should really care.

Interesting technique and MOST unabashed detail giving. I'm impressed.


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Re: Whacking off makes me happy inside [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4278507 - 06/10/05 03:55 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Go away we want Christy .... :smile:


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