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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Cops are here right now.
    #4272481 - 06/08/05 03:42 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Someone broke into my apartment and stole my damn air conditioner!
Nothing else...not my basses...not my violin...not my computer...my fucking air conditioner.

:wtf:

What a damn shame. :shake:

there is a cop and an investigator here...taken fingerprints and shit. GAWD it's so hot in here.


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Edited by Desiree (06/09/05 01:23 AM)

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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272482 - 06/08/05 03:43 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

That person must have been hot


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272487 - 06/08/05 03:44 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

At least they didn't take the bass guitars.

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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4272488 - 06/08/05 03:45 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

my thoughts exactly.


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272492 - 06/08/05 03:46 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

At least they're not there to bust your grow op

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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272494 - 06/08/05 03:47 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:

there is a cop and an investigator here...taken fingerprints and shit.




And your in the Shroomery posting while you have cops there?

lmfao you got balls!~

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sorry you got ripped off!~

that really sucks!~


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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272499 - 06/08/05 03:49 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

fuckers...:nonono:

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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: Roadkill]
    #4272500 - 06/08/05 03:49 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Roadkill said:
Quote:

Desiree said:

there is a cop and an investigator here...taken fingerprints and shit.




And your in the Shroomery posting while you have cops there?

lmfao you got balls!~

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sorry you got ripped off!~

that really sucks!~




It's not like they're looking over my shoulders or anything. :tongue:


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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272509 - 06/08/05 03:51 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I'm thinking I should turn my web cam on and take a picture of them unwillingly while they do their thing.


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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272516 - 06/08/05 03:54 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

mexicans


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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: afoaf]
    #4272528 - 06/08/05 03:57 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

how long have you been playing bass des


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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272540 - 06/08/05 04:01 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Smoke 'em up!


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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272543 - 06/08/05 04:01 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
I'm thinking I should turn my web cam on and take a picture of them unwillingly while they do their thing.




:yesnod:

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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: notapillow]
    #4272553 - 06/08/05 04:03 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Not long enough. I just bought those bad boys a week ago. My violin I've had longer.


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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272558 - 06/08/05 04:05 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

you bought 2 basses!?
way to go


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: notapillow]
    #4272586 - 06/08/05 04:15 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Sure...why have one when you can have 2!


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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272596 - 06/08/05 04:19 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

i have 3 :wink:


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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4272603 - 06/08/05 04:22 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Sure...why have one when you can have 2!




If you could get an animated .gif of them walking around your apartment, I will make it my new avatar.

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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4272645 - 06/08/05 04:31 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

My guitars or the cops?

The cops just left.


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Re: Cops are here right now. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4272654 - 06/08/05 04:32 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

definetly get pics... then be like "you guys were so awesome, can i take your pic?" then make them stand by where the airconditoner used to be... that would be hella funny.. have them pull thier guns and be all stupid like in super troopers... Bring it Onnn!!


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