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Phychotron
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i got some bunk tortillas thread
#4256009 - 06/04/05 01:22 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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so i've been on this home made mexican food lately, dont know what spawened it, but i got the thin cut steak goin, and im marinatin it in the carne asada seasoning i got from gonzolez market, and the meat is pretty good, better tahn the shit hole taquaria's they have round here... .. anyway, the trick is the tomato/sweet onion/cillantro mix.
anyway, to the point... i got some gurerro tortillas from safeway when i was buyin the steak, and for some reason i got the small one's, the 10" flour ones, that dont really make burritos that big... so i checked out the gonzalez mart and they definetly had the tortilla selection, natualy i went for the gurerro grande... so i made a burro right now and the first tortilla rips almost in half, huge rip, as i'm heatin it... ok, so it was a stress crack, next... so i see the indent on my new tortilla and am really carefull iwth it, so i got it hot and it was all good, and i loaded it down... and as i fold it, an eruption of beans! so i had to roll it all quick with this gaping slash in the side of my burro... it sucked.. but the burrito was hella good reguardless
and then you say to yourself "man, i wish i had THAT 3 minutes back......and a burrito"
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: Phychotron]
#4256016 - 06/04/05 01:24 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm sorry you had so much trouble with your tortillas, now I'm going to go eat a burrito myself.
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: Phychotron]
#4256028 - 06/04/05 01:28 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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spend the extra dollar for the flavored dank ones next time
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Phychotron
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: iloveraving]
#4256049 - 06/04/05 01:34 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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guererro is where it's at man...
and i think i know what happened to them, when the chick put them in the bag, she folded them a bit to fit... next time i'm gonna stop her and be like "i'll take those"
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: Phychotron]
#4256074 - 06/04/05 01:41 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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there ya go, cutting out the middle man for ultimate freshness.
nice.
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Noetical
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: iloveraving]
#4256190 - 06/04/05 02:13 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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probably an AMT burrito, we should find the fuckers who laid them and feed them all of their bunk product. Man will their shirts be a mess.
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: Noetical]
#4256728 - 06/04/05 05:32 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
noeticbuzz said: probably an AMT burrito, we should find the fuckers who laid them and feed them all of their bunk product. Man will their shirts be a mess.
Clever post , I'm surprised no one achknowledged such cleverness
At times your wit is underappreciated
Edited by noeticbuzz (06/04/05 05:33 PM)
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Phychotron
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: Noetical]
#4256828 - 06/04/05 06:00 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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now i feel the urge for a veggi burrito and a grilled cheese sandwhich
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: Noetical]
#4256836 - 06/04/05 06:02 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
noeticbuzz said:
Quote:
noeticbuzz said: probably an AMT burrito, we should find the fuckers who laid them and feed them all of their bunk product. Man will their shirts be a mess.
Clever post , I'm surprised no one achknowledged such cleverness
At times your wit is underappreciated
I laughed at that, I just didn't post my .
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Phychotron
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yea seriously, everyone is hella lazy today
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: Noetical]
#4256874 - 06/04/05 06:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
noeticbuzz said:
Quote:
noeticbuzz said: probably an AMT burrito, we should find the fuckers who laid them and feed them all of their bunk product. Man will their shirts be a mess.
Clever post , I'm surprised no one achknowledged such cleverness
At times your wit is underappreciated
i've always thought of doing this..
especially if i feel like everyone has me on ignore
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Phychotron
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: TYL3R]
#4256894 - 06/04/05 06:21 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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yea, it took me a minute to be liek "but wait, huh?"
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: Phychotron]
#4256903 - 06/04/05 06:25 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phychotron said: yea seriously, everyone is hella lazy today
It's hot out..
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TheDudeAbides
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: Kalix]
#4257247 - 06/04/05 07:58 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've been taking Tortillas and putting mad cheese inbetween them.....sometimes I will make some buerittos or something. It's wierd though, all this week I pretty much just ate mexican cheese sandwich's
Mexican is some good shat too..let me tell ya what.
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: TheDudeAbides]
#4257295 - 06/04/05 08:21 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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i'm eating saltines right now cause i'm too lazy to roll a burro, it sucks
i'm gonna go watch some knight rider
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: TheDudeAbides]
#4257303 - 06/04/05 08:24 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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you still owe me a grilled cheese phycho
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: notapillow]
#4257311 - 06/04/05 08:28 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Burritos are good.
If you have trouble with the tortea breaking, wet your hand and rub it on both sides of the tortea and stick it in the microwave for 20 sec. This will help make it softer and much less likely to break.
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TheDudeAbides
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Re: i got some bunk tortillas thread [Re: Druggie04]
#4257347 - 06/04/05 08:40 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Druggie04 said: Burritos are good.
If you have trouble with the tortea breaking, wet your hand and rub it on both sides of the tortea and stick it in the microwave for 20 sec. This will help make it softer and much less likely to break.
oooo good tip.
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