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What if...
    #4256780 - 06/04/05 07:47 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

some fat kid, at the local mall, gave you a bag of cherry jollyranchers ?


Would you....






...eat theM ?



:yesnod: or :shake: ??


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Re: What if... [Re: TYL3R]
    #4256792 - 06/04/05 07:50 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:nonono: Only if they were purple


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Re: What if... [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4256797 - 06/04/05 07:52 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

He had this like...messanger bag with like 8 flavors.

He was on a distribution run :yesnod:


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Re: What if... [Re: TYL3R]
    #4256907 - 06/04/05 08:26 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

did he have official jolly rancher identification?

if in doubt, give it to the local kids as test subjects, that's whtat i always do.


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Re: What if... [Re: Phychotron]
    #4256928 - 06/04/05 08:34 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Phychotron said:
did he have official jolly rancher identification?

if in doubt, give it to the local kids as test subjects, that's whtat i always do.




:lol:

Yes the ranchers has the crest. But he had seperated them from a larger bag. So i guess you could say he "handled" them...


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Re: What if... [Re: TYL3R]
    #4256962 - 06/04/05 08:41 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

whats a jollyrancher

sounds dodgy.. so no fucken way


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Re: What if... [Re: faslimy]
    #4256984 - 06/04/05 08:46 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Some fat kid was separating jolly ranchers with his grubby litle hands? No way would I eat them. Unless they were laced with acid or something :smile:


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Re: What if... [Re: TYL3R]
    #4256996 - 06/04/05 08:48 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Eat em up.


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Re: What if... [Re: TYL3R]
    #4257246 - 06/04/05 09:58 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Plug them


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Re: What if... [Re: DNKYD]
    #4257252 - 06/04/05 10:00 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

You should see my trip report..


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Re: What if... [Re: TYL3R]
    #4540805 - 08/16/05 02:58 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

hell no.


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Re: What if... [Re: TYL3R]
    #4540817 - 08/16/05 03:02 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

A fat kid wouldn't part with candy unless he had a damn good reason. They must've been stored in Whoopi Goldberg's ass-crack for the past decade... or worse.

Steer clear! :poke:


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Re: What if... [Re: faslimy]
    #4540818 - 08/16/05 03:02 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

What? you don't know what a jolly rancher is?
They are too good



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