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InvisibleIcelander
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Swami Help Quick!
    #4245031 - 06/01/05 06:38 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)



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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Icelander]
    #4245164 - 06/01/05 07:17 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Thats crazy... i wonder if one will really come down close next week?  :crazy2:


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Icelander]
    #4245182 - 06/01/05 07:23 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I do agree with him regarding the connection of UFO's and old testament.


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I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Zero7a1]
    #4245184 - 06/01/05 07:23 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

They're likely looking for Swami; Your dinners cold, time to come home Swami. And quit fucking with those humans, they're not toys you know. :mushroom2: :grin:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Icelander]
    #4245191 - 06/01/05 07:24 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

lol


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Icelander]
    #4245258 - 06/01/05 07:40 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

theeeeeeeeeeey're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere :popcorn:


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Icelander]
    #4245284 - 06/01/05 07:45 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Icelander said:
They're likely looking for Swami; Your dinners cold, time to come home Swami. And quit fucking with those humans, they're not toys you know. :mushroom2: :grin:



I always thought there was something odd about Swami.  Maybe it was the ears.



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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #4245305 - 06/01/05 07:50 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I'm getting tired of this, either someone find a proven explanation of what UFO's are (if they are not aliens) , or let them come already, destroy our religions, claim us or help us


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #4245320 - 06/01/05 07:55 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Somebody needs a nap. :rotfl:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Icelander]
    #4245324 - 06/01/05 07:57 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

hey, it's only 2 AM here, not time for a nap yet


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #4246228 - 06/02/05 12:30 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)



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George Dubya Bush's Resume.


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: evilchipmunk]
    #4246993 - 06/02/05 06:25 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

http://www.prophetyahweh.funtigo.com/

A false prophet has recently surfaced on the internet, he goes by the name of Prophet Yahweh.
His claims include the ability to summon UFO's on commande, and he appears to do just that. What he is doing is nothing more than a parlor trick.

It is fake. Prophet Yahweh has a confederate posted about a mile away. The confederate releases a mylar balloon, or, rarely, a colored one, filled with helium. Yahweh times it so that the balloon is released as he prays using a beeper or other digital communication device. Then, when he is finished praying, Yahweh starts looking for the balloon in the sky. It takes a few minutes, and then the balloon appears high in the sky. Sightings last until the balloon reachest a height at which the air pressure outside is low enough to pop the balloon. Then the sighting is over. At times the prevailing winds of the upper atmosphere appear to propel "the craft" in a realistic fashion.

[Diploid: I am a licensed pilot. Notice his surprise in the video when the baloon comes back as it traverses the various strata of winds aloft. Pilots get a forecast of winds aloft at 3000 foot intervals during their pre-flight and navigation preparations. This is because winds aloft can, and often do, change speed and direction with altitude.]

It is easy to make allegations against someone like this, after all he claims to do the impossible, but I have also come across proof that this is nothing more than a charade. After seeing his original abc interview with the sheepish field reporter, I decided to see for myself how easily a weather balloon could be confused for a flying object.
I used google image search to find "weather balloon." However, too many grounded, upclose pictures came back. Then I searched for "weather balloon UFO", I was floored. Staring right back at me was a picture of Prophet Yahweh holding a handful of weather balloon.

http://www.computerclubhouse.org/programs/bbb/photoalbum.html

[Diploid: Yahweh is in the left-center picture. Now look at the picture in the lower-left and imagine what those would look like at 5000 feet.]

A few things that we know about Prophet Yahweh....
*He likes to help african american children.
*He owns several domain names, some relating to israeli interests.
*He knows a lot about computers

The domain name of the above link is computerclubhouse, a technology based group that helps under-priveledged (african american) girls. There is no doubt in my mind that this is our false prophet. He first came out public with his gift in 1997, we see this from a dated press release (similar to the one released recently)

http://www.ufomind.com/misc/1997/oct/d29-001.shtml

If you also notice, the picture of him holding the handful of weather balloons was taken in 1997. Prophet Yahweh did the youth initiative program, developed an interest in weather balloons in early 97', and low and behold we have a press-realease stating his "abilities" in late 97'.

From his 1997 press release....

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The reason why I'm writing you is so I can introduce myself to you and
because I'm trying to find people that will help me get a new camera.

Because of how these UFO's and spaceships are appearing before me and
allowing me to film them, I'm destined to be a wealthy man in the very near
future. Maybe we can make money together on my research.
--

[Diploid: Also from the press release linked above where he tries to get someone to buy him a camcorder: "my camera is broke, and I need a new one; this time, hopefully a Sony digital camcorder". Well, I'll say one thing for him, he's got good taste in electronics.]

It is clear Prophet Yahweh is only interested in scamming the public.


[Diploid: I don't know if this is a marketing trick or just a scam to make money (see Yahweh's web site where he charges $7.95 for access) but it may not be coincidence that the movie War of the Worlds comes out this month.]


Edited by Diploid (06/02/05 10:35 AM)


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InvisibleIcelander
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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Diploid]
    #4247284 - 06/02/05 10:30 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Yes!! Diploid to the rescue! :grin: :heart:.

This was sent to me by a true beliver friend. I got a laugh when I saw it and that it was somewhere near where Swami lives. The fact that people can run with this stuff is a never ending source of amusement to me. :grin: It's also a little sad sometimes. :sad:

I of course don't know the ultimate truth about life on other worlds. But I have never been convinced for a moment that we have been visited/contacted by anyone out "there".

But I'm a hopefull skeptic. :tongue:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Icelander]
    #4247842 - 06/02/05 02:07 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

So, what do yall think when he says supposedly it will come down and sit over las vegas for a couple of days next week? I wonder what sort of charades he will pull this time.


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Silversoul]
    #4247851 - 06/02/05 02:09 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
Quote:

Icelander said:
They're likely looking for Swami; Your dinners cold, time to come home Swami. And quit fucking with those humans, they're not toys you know. :mushroom2: :grin:



I always thought there was something odd about Swami.  Maybe it was the ears.






:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Zero7a1]
    #4247867 - 06/02/05 02:13 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Zero7a1 said:
So, what do yall think when he says supposedly it will come down and sit over las vegas for a couple of days next week? I wonder what sort of charades he will pull this time.




I'm watching.  :grin: I don't believe he can do it. But if he's for real, I want a ride on one of them there UFOs. Then... :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Zero7a1]
    #4247914 - 06/02/05 02:24 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

So, what do yall think when he says supposedly it will come down and sit over las vegas for a couple of days next week? I wonder what sort of charades he will pull this time

Well, he doesn't have to do much other than stall long enough to cash in (and get get someone to buy him a camcorder).

Speaking of stalling, his web site changed "next week" to:

UNTIL 45 DAY MEDIA SUMMONINGS HAS ENDED

CACHING, CACHING!


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Silversoul]
    #4247970 - 06/02/05 02:39 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I always thought there was something odd about Swami. Maybe it was the ears.

Not surprisingly, I met Leonard Nimoy in the summer of '68 and in the fall went to my first Halloween party dressed in a tight-fitting blue velour tunic with gold-piping I made myself, and ear-putty - of course! I greased down my curly hair and cut the bangs short and even, used green mascara to tinge my face and to top it off - shaved my eyebrows and drew them back in in Vulcan style.

I was a real hit with the young teen-age girls.

"Ooooh Spock, mind-meld with me!"  :humpme: :heart:


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The proof is in the pudding.


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Diploid]
    #4248476 - 06/02/05 04:28 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

More fun. :grin:

What fun!, This guy is a hoot and just oddball enough to be valid, though I expect the philosophy to be standard chaneled authoritarian foo fraw I love to watch the world react. Sure hope he has the big siting in Los Vegas.

Below a letter to his website contacts







Dear Lists,

Many people think that streaming video to the world is free, but it is not.

In order to make my videos available to the masses, I had to purchased a video streaming account with an Internet Streaming Provider.

The way I was planning things, my monthly video bill would be somewhere between $300 - $600 every month.

I am on a fixed income and coming up with that kind of money, on a regular basis, is not easy for me.

Well, those who think that I am misleading people have successfully forced me to shut down the video area of my site.

And, it appears that my site is possibly happening in more than one way.

The ways it is being sabotaged is as follows:

.................................................................................

1. THE WORLD IS RUNNING UP MY STREAMING BILL PAST WHAT I CAN AFFORD TO PAY.

a. People have been taking their login information and posting it to various groups they belong to so all other members can view my videos with their login info. And, its possible that other members have been sharing the login information with people they know.

2. Some of the people, who have access to the video area of my site, have been decoding the links to my UFO videos and making them available to a number of high traffic websites, especially, those of the UFO community. And, other people, who visit those sites, take the links to my UFO videos from those sites and put them on their sites.

As a result of these things,  it appears that the masses of people, on the Internet, who believe in UFOs or want to know more, are going to all these sites, in many different countries, through out the earth, and looking at my videos there. Because of this, my Internet streaming monthly bill was being run up from all over the earth.

Even though my streaming provider forgave part of the debt, it was still more than I could pay.

And, they are expecting a payment in the next couple of days.

So, until I can figure out how to stop people from stealing the links to my site, which won't take long, and running up my bill, I will keep the video area temporarily shut down.

................................................................................

2. IT APPEARS THAT SOMEONE MAY HAVE BEEN SABOTAGING THE PAYMENT SYSTEM

a. Also, after we got the login together, it was working perfectly. Then, all of a sudden it started getting wacky by not letting people into my site to view my videos. It was so strange that it seemed deliberate. And, this really frustrated my members.

Because of these things, especially the run on my streaming bill, because of people stealing my links and posting all of the world on the Internet, I have no choice but to shut down the video area of my site.

Sincerely,

Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh


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Re: Swami Help Quick! [Re: Icelander]
    #4248489 - 06/02/05 04:31 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

The conspiracy mounts. :grin:

6-1-5


Self-proclaimed 'Prophet Yahweh' claims to be able to summon UFOs and
spaceships upon command

Note - Since when does a tv news department drop a RED HOT story?
Answer: When it is TOLD to. - Jeff

ABC Channel 13 Action News rescinds its invitation to film Prophet
Yahweh on June 1st.

Listen to the phone call here:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/ufovideo/Audio_Interviews/lg-
53105.wma

"This is Steve Weekly with Channel 13 Action News. I just wanted to
speak with you because I would like to rescind an invitation to do
something live with you tomorrow morning. I think the story is being
blown way out of proportion so I don`t think it would be too wise to
do anything else concerning this story. Give me a call when you have
time."


This is James Gilliland, I also have been on ABC locally on several
occaisions. When it started to go out Nationwide it was cancelled. Go
figure


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC


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