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InvisibleBurke Dennings

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American Psycho excuse
    #4241192 - 05/31/05 07:47 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I was just hanging out with some friends, when I suddenly realized I didn't want to be.  Borrowing an excuse from Pat Bateman, I abruptly left, claiming I had to "return some videos".

My girlfriend pointed out that it was a crappy excuse, because they both know I have BlockBuster's Movie Pass, and never have to be punctual with returns. :undecided:

I don't think anyone caught on, though.


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Re: American Psycho excuse [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4241202 - 05/31/05 07:48 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Did you like American Psycho? I thought it was okay, but lacking in something. I can't put my finger on it.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings

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Re: American Psycho excuse [Re: blissedout]
    #4241205 - 05/31/05 07:49 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Read the book by Bret Easton Ellis. It was excellent.


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Re: American Psycho excuse [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4241217 - 05/31/05 07:52 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I keep that book close by me always. Everynow and then I pick it up and read a random chapter.

One of the best books ever written


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Re: American Psycho excuse [Re: faslimy]
    #4241224 - 05/31/05 07:53 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Cool. I am like that with Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land.


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Re: American Psycho excuse [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4241510 - 05/31/05 09:17 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Patrick Bateman was one of my favorite all-time movie characters.  I've never read the book.  I'll have to look into that.  Books are always way better then the movies and I dug American Psycho.

On a side note...I may be going to a Huey Lewis concert this weekend.  It will be impossible to not think of that movie while I am there! :tongue:


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Re: American Psycho excuse [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4241517 - 05/31/05 09:19 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

"Don't just look at it, EAT IT"


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Re: American Psycho excuse [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4241522 - 05/31/05 09:21 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

drgonz said:
"Don't just look at it, EAT IT"




:lol:

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Re: American Psycho excuse [Re: Redstorm]
    #4241529 - 05/31/05 09:23 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I love so many of them..............

Patrick Bateman: I'm into murders and executions!



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Patrick Bateman: That's a very expensive glass of Chardonnay you're NOT drinking there. It isn't poisoned.

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Patrick Bateman: Harold, you're my lawyer, so I think you should know... I've killed quite a few people.

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Patrick Bateman: You are a fucking ugly bitch and I want to stab you to death and play with your blood.

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Patrick Bateman: Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.

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Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?

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Patrick Bateman: Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

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Patrick Bateman: My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfil my needs.

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Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

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Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.

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Patrick Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

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Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!

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Patrick Bateman: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

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Craig McDermott: I'm not really hungry, I just need to have reservations somewhere.

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Patrick Bateman: Wasn't Rothschild originally handling the Fisher account? How did you get it?
Paul Allen: Well, Halberstram, I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill ya!

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Patrick Bateman: I'm on a diet.
Jean: What? You're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin.
Patrick Bateman: Well, you can always look thinner.
Jean: Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower.
Patrick Bateman: That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.


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