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happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything?
    #4234362 - 05/29/05 09:14 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

oh yeah, guess what I got for my birthday from my dad!.... give up? I'll give you a clue. NOTHING! Yep. I got a big fat sack of nothing. I got a nice new shirt from his girlfriend though, whom I barely fucking know! (nice lady really). I was kinda hopin' for a new laptop..... but I guess I'll have to take my air and be happy. I should really try and squeeze a few more years out of this thing anyways. It's a pretty nice computer.

my brother didn't get me anything either, but he's got the excuses of being stoned and broke. What fucking excuses does my dad have? I mean, he didn't have to get me a computer, but he could've at least gotten me like an incense burner or some crappy old book that looks cool but I will never read. He cooked me lamb dinner, does that count?

I'm not really pissed. I don't need any more crap anyways. I'm just curious as to why no ritualistic gift was given...

what a prick


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: dr0mni]
    #4234378 - 05/29/05 09:22 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

eh.. who cares. material possessions blah blah blah
at least you got a meal. food is much more important than a book you will never read.
but happy birthday


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: dr0mni]
    #4234381 - 05/29/05 09:23 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

My dad never gets me anything.  I dont blame him cause he is poor.

Happy Birthday, ill give you some shrooms 


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: dr0mni]
    #4234409 - 05/29/05 09:36 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

You shouldn't be so materialistic. What does it matter if your dad gets you something on your birthday? Him being there for you and cooking you a good meal should be enough.


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: DieCommie]
    #4234410 - 05/29/05 09:37 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I never expect to get anything for my birthday. Sometimes my mom will take me out to dinner and that's awesome because we sit and bullshit the whole time about everything. We get drunk to.
Time with her is all I ever need.


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4234426 - 05/29/05 09:46 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Hey man, its cool, don't let that get you down.  :kott: :heart: :thumbup:
You should be partying like a monster! Anyway, this bowl's for you!:bong: :stash: :bong2: :bongload:

How old are you? What kinda plans you have for your birthday night?  :strokebeard:


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: dr0mni]
    #4234431 - 05/29/05 09:50 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

dr0mni said:
oh yeah, guess what I got for my birthday from my dad!.... give up? I'll give you a clue. NOTHING! ......

I'm not really pissed. I don't need any more crap anyways. I'm just curious as to why no ritualistic gift was given...

what a prick




You're lucky you have a dad to make you diner.

Perhaps the problem is that you're a douche and your dad knows you don't value what you have?

ed; happy birthday


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Edited by blinkidiot (05/29/05 10:02 PM)


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: blink]
    #4234500 - 05/29/05 10:17 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

happy friggin' birthday


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: SuperD]
    #4234540 - 05/29/05 10:40 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

the older you get the less shit you get for your birthday.. it sucks the first year you get nothing :sad:


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: Phychotron]
    #4234553 - 05/29/05 10:46 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

..and after you hit 30 or so, you stop celebrating altogether. I'm getting to the point where I cringe when mine draws close.....  :tongue:


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? *DELETED* [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4234575 - 05/29/05 10:54 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: blink]
    #4234585 - 05/29/05 10:56 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Welcome to adulthood.... :crazy:


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: blink]
    #4235948 - 05/30/05 09:33 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

blinkidiot said:
Quote:

dr0mni said:
oh yeah, guess what I got for my birthday from my dad!.... give up? I'll give you a clue. NOTHING! ......

I'm not really pissed. I don't need any more crap anyways. I'm just curious as to why no ritualistic gift was given...

what a prick




You're lucky you have a dad to make you diner.

Perhaps the problem is that you're a douche and your dad knows you don't value what you have?

ed; happy birthday




:thumbup:


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: dr0mni]
    #4235953 - 05/30/05 09:40 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I got a free round trip plane ticket for my birthday.


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: Adom]
    #4236002 - 05/30/05 10:30 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I like giving at my birthday.
Friends usually ask me for beer, so do i. So i give. Girls like asking for a kiss, so do i. So i give. Girlfriend wants more than a kiss, so do i. So i give.

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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: Phychotron]
    #4236031 - 05/30/05 10:44 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Phychotron said:
the older you get the less shit you get for your birthday.. it sucks the first year you get nothing :sad:




The first year I didn't get anything (age 18) I pouted too. 

Now that I'm older I spend my birthdays partying and hanging out with people I love.  :heart:


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: Shroomism]
    #4236142 - 05/30/05 11:41 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
eh.. who cares. material possessions blah blah blah
at least you got a meal. food is much more important than a book you will never read.





:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

Give your gf a pearl necklace for your birthday, it's all about thinking of others. :smile:


Edited by kronnyQ (05/30/05 11:42 AM)


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: kronnyQ]
    #4236484 - 05/30/05 01:53 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

like I said, I didn't actually want a present. I already have enough crap, but it's just weird that he didn't even make a symbolic gesture. He begs to cook me diner all the freakin' time, and i'm grateful, but he'll do that any ol' day. It wasn't anything different than from when I normally go see him.

I don't mean to be materialistic. I'm not. I'm really just bothered by the fact that his girlfriend was kind enought to get me a present (she also got the cake to) and he couldn't even get a card. A stick of gum would be enough to at least say he remembered.


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: MAIA]
    #4236503 - 05/30/05 01:59 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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MAIA said:
I like giving at my birthday.




i have a friend who on his birthday, rolls up literally 50 joints and gives them out to all of his friends. (of course he knows that they will all get smoked with him, but still, it's a damn nice gesture!)


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Re: happy birth day to me!! (5-26-86) Why the fuck didn't my dad get me anything? [Re: dr0mni]
    #4236504 - 05/30/05 01:59 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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A stick of gum would be enough to at least say he remembered.




Maybe he didn't. :shrug:


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