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Younger girls
    #4229920 - 05/28/05 12:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

why is it that I only get approached and hit on by girls that are like 6 or 7 years younger than me (I'm 23..) or woman that are like in their mid 30s and have three kids, or fat chicks. come to think of it... I don't think I've ever been with a girl my age. What is it some trait that I have that draws jail bait to me.. I dont like it. Younger girls are no fun, too immature.. and annoying.. the most of them. older woman know how to party :cool:


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4229927 - 05/28/05 12:18 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I like the younger ones...my gf is 6 years younger then I am


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4229938 - 05/28/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isn't this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too

(Repeat first verse)

They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just too little
Too little, too little, too little
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too . . .

And I don't care what people say
And I don't care what people think
And I don't care how we look walking down the street

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Re: Younger girls [Re: Geordi_La_Forge]
    #4229942 - 05/28/05 12:22 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

yeah but what are you like 30.. it's always those 16 and 17 year olds with me..talking about high school and stuff :crazy:


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4229945 - 05/28/05 12:23 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Are you working right now? Do you have your own place, a car, etc? If I'm not mistaken, last I knew you didn't have a job. Now, I'm not saying this stuff should be important, but generally older women are more after security than the younger ones. There are a lot of materialistic bitches out there who won't give you the time of day if you don't appear at least semi-successful. The younger girls generally don't care so much about that since they are already supported by their parents and feel temporarily secure.

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Re: Younger girls [Re: adrug]
    #4229965 - 05/28/05 12:32 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

heh.. I had my own place, and 2 cars, and a nice job before I came to FL. I just sold my car, and I'm just working part time now until next week when I'm leaving for michigan. But there's this one 36 yo harley chick that wants to take me the lake today.. cause the kids are at grandma's house  :crazy2:
But yeah generally I don't mess with the materialistic ones..  and are you kidding me.. there are at least as many materialistic younger ones, if not more.. at least here.


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4229984 - 05/28/05 12:38 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Ok, so maybe I'm on crack. I plead girl, your honor!

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Re: Younger girls [Re: adrug]
    #4229991 - 05/28/05 12:41 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

lol.. no but you're probably at least partially right. I just don't know why I can't get a woman my age. Maybe I wouldn't like it.. I mean the closest was spliffy and see how that turned out. Ah well, the wheel weaves as the wheel wills.


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4230010 - 05/28/05 12:46 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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Ah well, the wheel weaves as the wheel wills.




Man, that just tied my brain into a knot.

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Re: Younger girls [Re: adrug]
    #4230031 - 05/28/05 12:50 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

:grin:

The wheel of time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the age that gave it birth comes again.


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4230032 - 05/28/05 12:50 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

The two prettiest girls at my job are juniors and seniors in high school. It makes me feel like a dirty old man, but I can't help but check them out all the time. Their bodies are telling me that they're ready for action.






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Re: Younger girls [Re: Learyfan]
    #4230104 - 05/28/05 01:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

yeah I know exactly what you're talking about man  :eek:


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4230122 - 05/28/05 01:27 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
it's always those 16 and 17 year olds with me..talking about high school and stuff :crazy:




hah I know how this goes man. Iv got this one 16 year old chick always trying to talk to me online and she calls me once and a while to talk about "problems" in her life. Shes only 3 years younger than me so that really isnt all that bad. I think she thinks of me as some sort of personal fucking counselor or some shit. ahh well. She looks damn good but she is very immature.


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Re: Younger girls [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4230148 - 05/28/05 01:39 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Stop listening to her bullshit unless you're getting some poontang pie.  There's no reason you should be talking to her otherwise.  Men are pussies.  :smile:


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #4230152 - 05/28/05 01:40 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Eh.. I never said I didnt hit it but I never said I did either. :wink:


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4230265 - 05/28/05 02:36 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Its the long hair dood.. Its happens to me all the time as well.

My theory is that all girls are attracted to it when they are younger. But by the time they get to our age they have been hurt by someone with the long hair/bad dood imagine so they are scared of us.

They get over it around their 30's :smile:


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4230270 - 05/28/05 02:37 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

WWMD?



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Re: Younger girls [Re: Vampire999]
    #4230278 - 05/28/05 02:41 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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Vampire999 said:
Its the long hair dood.. Its happens to me all the time as well.

My theory is that all girls are attracted to it when they are younger. But by the time they get to our age they have been hurt by someone with the long hair/bad dood imagine so they are scared of us.

They get over it around their 30's :smile:




I'm 27 and love guys with long hair. Very sexy. It's all about the attitude. I like guys who have long hair and attitude.


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Silversoul]
    #4230292 - 05/28/05 02:45 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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Paradigm said:
WWMD?






LOL!!! :rotfl:


Vamp.. I think you're right. I had a long hair theory going


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Re: Younger girls [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4230293 - 05/28/05 02:46 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

id have long hair but my hair is just the slightest bit curly so it looks like a filthy fuckin mop before it gets too long


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