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Invisiblebf6
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    #4226926 - 05/27/05 02:12 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Two women who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis. Very drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they whiz behind a headstone.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon. After finishing, they then made off for home.

The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, This girls' night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said, "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

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Re: Funny [Re: bf6]
    #4226934 - 05/27/05 02:13 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

BAM


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Invisiblebf6
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Re: Funny [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4226961 - 05/27/05 02:19 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
BAM




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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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Re: Funny [Re: bf6]
    #4226963 - 05/27/05 02:20 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

i LOL'ed


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Invisiblebf6
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Re: Funny [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4226974 - 05/27/05 02:22 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I thought it was pretty funny.


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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Re: Funny [Re: bf6]
    #4226986 - 05/27/05 02:26 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

if i post in this thread i bet it gets locked...its been a trend in here today


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Re: Funny [Re: bf6]
    #4226990 - 05/27/05 02:27 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
i LOL'ed




Fucking hilarious.


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Re: Funny [Re: bf6]
    #4227020 - 05/27/05 02:36 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

hahah thats good


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Re: Funny [Re: bf6]
    #4227034 - 05/27/05 02:41 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:


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