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OfflineBlue_JAY
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: HB]
    #426681 - 10/15/01 08:13 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

One time i went to the movies zooming. Just before the movie started my Uncle and his girlfriend sat behind me and my friend. He said hi and i relized who was sitting behind us . For the whole movie i had to bite my lip not no laugh and be noticable so i miy uncle wouldn't know i was trippin.


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Invisiblefuzzysquirelnuts
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: Blue_JAY]
    #426737 - 10/15/01 09:14 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

once when i was just stoned my aunt told me to arrange some dishes from biggest to smallest (she knew i was baked as fuck) and i just sat there picking up the dishes and putting them down in the same place then telling her about how hard it was and how i was so proud of myself.


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Offlinegluke bastid
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: fuzzysquirelnuts]
    #426755 - 10/15/01 09:25 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)


I'm a diabetic, so I gots to check my bloodsugar by pricking my finger all the time and then take insulin shots if it is too high. This has become second nature to me, so I can do it while I am tripping, as easily as walking, but it is always a crazy experience.


One time, on my hardest trip, I became convinced that the blood from my finger was gushing all over my hand, down my arm and all over my skin. This sounds scary, but it was actually reall cool. The presence of my blood simply made me look red, I spent the rest of the night convinced that I looked like that guy on the cover of that tripping daisies album, the one with that bald dude painted red.


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Offlineliquid_sharp
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: vroom_shroom]
    #427448 - 10/16/01 02:23 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

how do i start my own post.???


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Anonymous

Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: liquid_sharp]
    #427577 - 10/16/01 04:40 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)



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OfflineAbudiwa
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: Anonymous]
    #427597 - 10/16/01 04:54 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

ha ha ha!

funny guy there smackey


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Anonymous

Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: Abudiwa]
    #427607 - 10/16/01 05:01 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Well, they say the funniest ones are the ones who don't even try...

Huwhat did I do?


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OfflineAbudiwa
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: Anonymous]
    #427610 - 10/16/01 05:05 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

ok that was just bad.

baaaaaaad.


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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: Abudiwa]
    #427625 - 10/16/01 05:13 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Hmmm... I still feel as though I am missing something.

You're not going to spank me are you?


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OfflineAbudiwa
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: Anonymous]
    #427632 - 10/16/01 05:21 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

no that's Toke's job.


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Invisible40oz
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: vroom_shroom]
    #428194 - 10/17/01 03:18 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

me & my love were floored in vegas (fungi), on new years 2000...waiting for the half million dollar fireworks show, with a million or so people standing around and partying; well we decided to go into mgm grand....while in there we decided we needed something to drink and some gum....there was sooo much to look at and trip off of...has anyone seen the globe roof with the laser projections? ...and the big ass shroom in that "tropical cafe"? (i think thats the name of it?)
well it took us 3 hours to find that drink and gum....it was nutts...we both peaked at 11:59 p.m....then the fireworks began...it was by-far the best experience i have ever had!
the sweet part of it, is that i had a camera, and had taken a picture of my love with a big bill board clock behind here, which read 12:00a.m 1/1/2000....
an experience i will never forget!


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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: vroom_shroom]
    #428274 - 10/17/01 08:11 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

hrmm... let me think

hardest thing to do is to go into a store and keep a straight face.. its like a fucking circus is those places when your tripping and you just want to laugh your ass off..

videogames are pretty challenging too..



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OfflineGringoLoco
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: sevendef]
    #428793 - 10/17/01 07:15 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

On my first trip, I tried to play baseball in Gym Class. Mind you, Im not an athlete or anything, but I have some physique and intelligence. Anyway, here I was, the sky had just turned a shade of purple, and my team ran off to the outfield. Defense, we were on. Someone hit a ball right torwards me, and I saw about 3 of them, and damnit, they were all heading straight for me! I ducked, and some kids yelled at me. I attempted vainly to explain my condition, but at this point words were a foreign thing to me. I got sent to catcher, which was simple enough for me to do, until I had to bat. I can honestly say I acted dumber than I ever have in my entire life right then. There was *some* connection with the bat and ball, I just had no idea whatsoever what. Holding the bat upside down, I said "dis ones foorrr Jesus!!!". I swung about a mile off target. Somehow, one of my swings connected, and I ran to base. Glided, really. Fun stuff, stupid, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat.


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OfflineHuH
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: HB]
    #430255 - 10/19/01 05:43 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Trying to avoid using the word *HuH* in every sentence


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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: HuH]
    #430258 - 10/19/01 05:55 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

*HuH*?


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Offlinegnrm23
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: vroom_shroom]
    #430276 - 10/19/01 06:59 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

"when you are very, very stoned, you may find it difficult to play such games as 'peekaboo' or 'find your foot' ..."
(from _a child's garden of grass_ )


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Offlineegolesss
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: gnrm23]
    #432587 - 10/21/01 07:02 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

I don't believe in driving on anything, but love to be in a vehicle riding. I was alone on a nice spring day off and after 3.5 grams of thai's I was on a mission to ride outside.....I found my ride and my challenge, a 10hp riding mower and 3/4 acres of grass...(Note) It is impossible to mow 3/4 acres in less than 3 hours on 3.5 grams ..oh it's fun but the grass is growing, flowing and it so much fun you forget to engage the blade and my neibors think I'm a drunken mental case.........


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InvisibleJeff_Original
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: vroom_shroom]
    #437864 - 10/26/01 04:37 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

well, the most complicated task when on acid... that'd have to be OPERATING A VCR


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Offlinemakedrugsfree
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: Jeff_Original]
    #438828 - 10/27/01 07:31 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Try programming a vcr! Now, that's a challenge even when I'm not on anything.


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OfflineJammer
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Re: most difficult task while shroomin [Re: vroom_shroom]
    #438837 - 10/27/01 07:44 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

NOT LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!

(as in Beavis and Butthead like)


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