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OfflinekronnyQ
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Fly dies by explosive keyboard flames, Kronny singes forehead
    #4221491 - 05/26/05 07:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Ok yea so theres this goddamn big fat annoying ass fly flying around, really bothering me. I newked him with some orange cleaner and he went down, but unfortunately straight into my keyboard. I popped my spacebar out and couldn't get to him, and I could hear him buzzing around inside and still alive.

Had to finish this sucker off, so what better to use than duster? Took a can and tipped it upside down and filled my entire keyboard with it, leaves a nice deadly gaseous freezing cold liquid that evaporates quite quickly.

Now this would have went very well if it weren't for the small candle I had lit on my desk, a few feet away. After the duster started evaporating, WOOSH whole keyboard goes up in a fireball!  :hellfire:

Had to fan the sucker out, was going for about 10 seconds, long enough to melt the guts to the keys (as well as the fly's guts I'm sure). Couldn't get the spacebar back on so head to toss the hole burnt fly smellin shebang. My forehead got singed by the fireball and still hurts a little bit  :blush:

If only this could have been on video.  :tongue:


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Re: Fly dies by explosive keyboard flames, Kronny singes forehead [Re: kronnyQ]
    #4221515 - 05/26/05 07:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:  is the keyboard fucked?


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Re: Fly dies by explosive keyboard flames, Kronny singes forehead [Re: kronnyQ]
    #4221519 - 05/26/05 07:25 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hahahah must've been quite an event


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Re: Fly dies by explosive keyboard flames, Kronny singes forehead [Re: Krishna]
    #4221521 - 05/26/05 07:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Krishna said:
:lol:  is the keyboard fucked?




Yes, it's lying on my back porch in pieces. I go thru about 6 keyboards per year, MS natural multimedia ones if that :tongue:


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Re: Fly dies by explosive keyboard flames, Kronny singes forehead [Re: kronnyQ]
    #4221529 - 05/26/05 07:43 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Yes, it's lying on my back porch in pieces. I go thru about 6 keyboards per year, MS natural multimedia ones if that




Fly paper is alot cheaper...or better yet...put a screen on your windows/doors.  :wink:


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