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Offlineblueshroomchick
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OMG I look like a junkie........
    #4220763 - 05/26/05 01:00 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I started taking this medical assisting class (with hopes that it might one day help me get into Canada) and guess what lesson happens to be first.......venipuncture..I get to learn to stab people right off the bat.....Unfortunately, so does everyone else.


Today a girl really fucked me up.....in four different spots....I have huge black bruises and I look like a junkie................this isn't going to go over well at the pediatrician's office, methinks.



Maybe I'll ask the good doctor to move me to bookkeeping until we start CPR..........


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Re: OMG I look like a junkie........ [Re: blueshroomchick]
    #4220767 - 05/26/05 01:01 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

pics


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Offlineblueshroomchick
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Re: OMG I look like a junkie........ [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4220782 - 05/26/05 01:05 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I'm going to wait until morning to take the pics................the bruises will be nice and dark by then. I'm going to put them in my scrapbook next to the Polaroid the bail bondsman gave me as a souvenir


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Re: OMG I look like a junkie........ [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4220788 - 05/26/05 01:05 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

my sister went to school to be a nurse and to my knowledge she never was used to practice on


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Offlineblueshroomchick
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Re: OMG I look like a junkie........ [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #4220807 - 05/26/05 01:09 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not in nursing school...we have to practice on one another. I'd like to think it builds a sense of trust. the scary part is that I got to draw blood on my first day (but I did alright)..........this girl has been in the class for six months


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Re: OMG I look like a junkie........ [Re: blueshroomchick]
    #4220835 - 05/26/05 01:16 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

best way to learn is by doing!


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Re: OMG I look like a junkie........ [Re: Signo]
    #4220844 - 05/26/05 01:18 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

In the future, I believe I will let this girl learn on someone else......I'll bet my boss gives me a random drug test over this..............


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Re: OMG I look like a junkie........ [Re: blueshroomchick]
    #4220860 - 05/26/05 01:24 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

So you get to stab each other with needles in your class?  That doesn't sound right....  :crazy:


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Re: OMG I look like a junkie........ [Re: CherryBom]
    #4220896 - 05/26/05 01:34 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

yes............on the first day.












I was as surprised as you are.


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