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CherryBom
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Loc: Ontario
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Some Guy
#4201794 - 05/20/05 11:23 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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So it's 1 in the morning and this dude buzzes my apartment. He thought his buddy lived here, but he doesn't because I do now. He needs to use the phone...I'm hesitant. I'm here by myself it's 1 in the morning, some guy wants to use my phone.
I'm usually right when I listen to my gut, so I told him to come on up, I would let him use my phone. He was all cut up and bleeding and very apologetic. He was about 35 I think.
Anyways, he called his wife or girlfriend or whatever and told her that he got locked out and spent a bunch of time trying to break in, that's why he was all cut up.
I gave him some moist paper towel stuff to clean up his shit. He called a cab and apologized again before he left.
Weird.
I wonder what he thought of the tent in my living room and Fallies metal show in the background?
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Stonerguy
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"Damn the counter-culture" is what he thought lol.
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StrandedVoyager
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Were the walls bleeding?
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gema
Freedom from the Known
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i would be more careful about letting strangers in your apt late at night especially if youre alone.
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BrAiN
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Re: Some Guy [Re: gema]
#4201909 - 05/20/05 11:52 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'm not one for picking up hitchhikers or ppl on the side of the road.. especially when they're a bunch of thugs...
but...
three times in my life I have given rides to shady looking strangers on the side of the road... and all three times it turned out to be the strangest experience.
1) I was 17.. before i started doing any real drugs other than pot. My and boy were driving around our crappy suburban city late one night and these three thuggy lookin dudes were beggin for a ride to this party, said they were kinda lost. Part of me was like "oh fuck no"... but something told me to give them a ride
during the ride I find out... all three were tripping on acid for the first, trying to walk across town to a party they were invited too. One was terrified, heh poor kids. If I hadn't dropped them off, who knows what would have happened.
2) 20 years old.. in my deserted college living on campus during winter break... with my boy in my car driving around at 2am going to a diner. Before we leave campus these two HUUUUUGE (like 250-300lb) thugs wave down my car, we crack the window (keep in mind this college is on the edge of the ghetto of Baltimore, one of the most dangerous cities in america). The dudes are lost and begging us for a ride back into SW baltimore (5 miles down the road). I was like Uhhh... but again something told me to give em a life.. it was fuckin cold out and snow was everywhere. They shoved a couple 20's in the crack of the window and were like "here... just take it. we're not gonna rob you we just really need a ride home".
We give them a ride.. could use the cash anyways... turns out.. they were a couple of thug ass gangsters from the ghetto that were rolling for the first time ever. They wandered down the road for a few miles and ended up near our college. The county popo's on our campus found them and interrotated them for 2 hours in their station while they were peaking and then just dumped them off on the street next to campus and they had no idea where they were. On the way driving them home we ended uip driving through an intersection where 10 cop cars rolled up almost all at once with piggies running out of their cars with guns drawn.. heh fun drive...
3) age 20... leavign campus on the interstate just off campus.. i see a broken down car... then 100 meters later...a young couple walking away from the car.. one has blue hair and a marijuana tshirt.. so i think.. oh yea. i'm pickin these kids up. I pull over. They're a couple party kids who's car ran out of gas. I drove them to the gas station to get a can of gas and dropped em off back at the car.
3 months later, one of my best friends calls me and was like "dude did you pick up some kid on the side of the road 3 months ago?"
"yea how did you know"
my boy was in a raver chat room with the kid and just randomly happened to start talking to this kid. figured out where he was from... the kid i picked up was going to the campus next semester that i was leaving when i picked him up. My boy is like "yea my friend B goes there". SO dude is like "yea some kid in a mustang from UMBC picked me up there". My boy is like "OMG that's B". Turns out this kid and my boy live in the SAME NEIGHBORHOOD. like a few blocks away.. totally random... it wasn't even an east coast chat room.. just some general rave irc room.
Not only that.. but it turns out this kid i picked up was childhood friends with this kid i hung out with on campus all the time
small ass world eh? The kid I picked up on the side of the road, lets call him "L", is one of my best buds to this day.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Some Guy [Re: gema]
#4201914 - 05/20/05 11:52 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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she lives in canada. nothing bad happens there.
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BrAiN
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yea man. i fear no canadian... what are the gonna' do... jack your car with a piece of bacon?
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THE KRAT BARON
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HELLA_TIGHT said: she lives in canada. nothing bad happens there.
Yeah according to Michael Meyers Farenheight 9/11 movie all Canadian peoples keep their doors unlocked at all times.
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Worf
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I thought that was Waynes World? No wait, it was probably So I Married An Axe Murderer.
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emptywisdom
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Re: Some Guy [Re: Worf]
#4202089 - 05/21/05 01:05 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I just think it's great she keeps a tent up in the living room. Gotta have somehere to smoke the grass.
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Phychotron
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i thought michael myers went around hilling people at the end of october?
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CherryBom
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Registered: 12/26/98
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Loc: Ontario
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I rarely lock my doors or my car. I live in a small town. I'm not careless, tho. Maybe naive, but in all honesty... I've done a lot of stupid shit and it always works out.
It is true that there are some really stetchy people in this world, but most people are just normal d00ds who cross our paths for whatever reason. Being paranoid sucks.
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Phychotron
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i said hilling
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Phychotron
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i lived in a small town, and i never locked the doors on the car. in fact, i used to lock it instinctivly, then realize where i was and unlcok it before i went in the store. it sucks dealing with keys to get in the car. never had any problems., but also didnt have anything to steal. for some reason though, i would always lock the car when thier was milk in there... i was always a little paranoid that someone would steal my milk
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CherryBomb said: I wonder what he thought of the tent in my living room and Fallies metal show in the background?
Hahaha, that's just great!
And BrAiN, that was an awesome story!
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