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Pirate vs. Ninja
#4199985 - 05/20/05 02:26 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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This one is self explanitory, Pirate or Ninja?
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This sure as hell isn't self-explanatory, but I picked pirate just because I'm not down with ninjas. Fuck ninjas.
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Who the hell voted pirate? A ninja would fucking own a pirate. All day long.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: moog]
#4202029 - 05/21/05 12:47 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gotta say Pirate...
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www.realultimatepower.net
this will set you pirate lovers strait.
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a pirate will own a ninja any time of the day or night.
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yea but pirate is all alone with a bunch of guys on a ship. sodomy, rum and the lash.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: DieCommie]
#4205061 - 05/21/05 10:22 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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True, but that just makes them that much tougher arrrrrg
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It would end tragically, for the pirate.

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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: TODAY]
#4205622 - 05/22/05 12:57 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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TODAY said: www.realultimatepower.net
this will set you pirate lovers strait.
Oh ya?
http://maddox.xmission.com/
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Silversoul]
#4206076 - 05/22/05 09:03 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ninja is what I say.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Silversoul]
#4206419 - 05/22/05 11:39 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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that doesn't touch realultimatepower.net
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: TODAY]
#4206437 - 05/22/05 11:45 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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How 'bout we resolve our differences?
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Shroomism]
#4206473 - 05/22/05 11:58 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said: It would end tragically, for the pirate.


holy shit...that's awesome
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Liz]
#4206588 - 05/22/05 12:25 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ninjas win everytime
That's just the way it is
nothing anyone can do about it
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Shroomism]
#4206683 - 05/22/05 12:50 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm attracted to that ninja
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Silversoul]
#4206850 - 05/22/05 01:39 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: TODAY]
#4248655 - 06/02/05 03:05 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ninjas practice a martial art Pirates practice a martial argh
Years of training outclass occasional combat. Ever seen a ninja with a wooden leg or a hook?
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
#4250012 - 06/02/05 08:26 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Ever seen a ninja with a wooden leg or a hook?
Good point!
I still chose pirate. I want to rape, pillage and plunder my way across the Carribean and stay drunk on rum the entire time.
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A pirates life for me!
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Silversoul]
#4300966 - 06/15/05 07:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Paradigm said:
Quote:
TODAY said: www.realultimatepower.net
this will set you pirate lovers strait.
Oh ya?
http://maddox.xmission.com/
Yea, do I side with Maddox the Pirate of The Best Page in the Universe
or Thilo the Ninja Pirate of The Second Best Page in the Universe
They are both equal, but in a fight, the ninja would kill the pirate before the pirate knew it was there.
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I thought I'd just point out that pirates help prevent global warming.
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Pirates would assrape ninjas. It's a fact!
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Le_Canard]
#4720668 - 09/27/05 03:26 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pirates are MUCH more manly than ninjas.
In fact ninjas aren't manly at all.
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Pirates are MUCH more manly than ninjas.
That won't keep them from when they get their asses kicked by Ninjas
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
#4722269 - 09/27/05 08:38 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ninja's would butt fuck some pirates
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Banez]
#4733378 - 09/29/05 07:36 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ninja's would butt fuck some pirates
Now I know where that argh comes from. Compare:
Shuriken! Nunchaku! Wakizashi! Wooden leg! Hook! Eyepatch!
Pirates are like zombies: bodyparts keep falling off 'em and they got bad breath while Ninjas are skilled in many martial arts and are quite agile
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
#4737884 - 09/30/05 05:32 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pirates would whoop a ninja. First off, the pirates would gather around and jump the ninja. Don't think of those crazy movies either, like they do 4 backflips and kill all of the pirates with one touch.
Then the pirates would ass rape the ninjas and drink rum all day.
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them god damn pirates would fuck around and lose their other eye to a ninja star. pirates have cannons, but ninjas are too quick for that shit, they would roll out the way and throw another star, then while butt pirate is blinded, WWOOOOOOSHHH!!!! one fucking swing of ninja sword and pirates mellon is rollin on the ground. best of all, the ninja gets their star back
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= my fav smiley
ninja's buttfuckin some pirates
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YAAARRRRRR I love me whisky and me loot!
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I want to rape, pillage and plunder my way across the Carribean and stay drunk on rum the entire time.
Yar! And who's ever heard of a ninja getting laid? It just never happens.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: moog]
#4751114 - 10/03/05 07:37 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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And who's ever heard of a ninja getting laid?
Eggs get laid, ninjas climb walls in the dark of night and they steal secret things with nobody knowing they did.
Ninjas practice such stealthy sex, the girl will never know she *was* laid. Pirates hump roughly with a wooden leg and a hook going argh argh argh stinking of rum and a parrot on their shoulder parrots it.
Ninja's 0wn Pirates ten times over. You just don't hear about it too much because they master the art of covertness.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
#4755481 - 10/04/05 05:59 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Ninjas practice such stealthy sex, the girl will never know she *was* laid. Pirates hump roughly with a wooden leg and a hook going argh argh argh stinking of rum and a parrot on their shoulder parrots it.
Ninja's 0wn Pirates ten times over. You just don't hear about it too much because they master the art of covertness.
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Do you play runescape? There was the same debate on the forums there... lol
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Mcdoopy]
#4853751 - 10/26/05 06:45 AM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Years of training outclass occasional combat. Ever seen a ninja with a wooden leg or a hook?
No. That's because ninjas can dodge swords. Pirate apparently, cannot.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: shymanta]
#4853756 - 10/26/05 06:52 AM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ninjas can't dodge bullets though.
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When has Johnny Depp ever played a ninja? I rest my case.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Silversoul]
#4854866 - 10/26/05 02:19 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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If that's a pirate then pirates tend to get a lot of free drinks from lonely truckdrives who've been on the road too long.
Ninja's don't need to look fancy, they on the contrary impress with their actions not their looks and only to those with night vision because they humbly operate in the darkness of night.
Looking at that pic I'm vividly reminded how there are "asspirates" but not "buttninja's".
Without an eyepatch or a parrot it's hardly a pirate anyway.
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I said pirate. This is kind of a weird conincidence because of highschoolers around here were all dressed up like ninjas or pirates.
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The choice is obvious!
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: spank0r]
#4858709 - 10/27/05 10:22 AM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Canadian ninja! does that beat all?
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Butt Pirates... NINJA all the way.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: MindAhead]
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
#4874945 - 10/31/05 11:49 AM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pirates are way cooler then ninjas.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: CherryBom]
#4875216 - 10/31/05 01:03 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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You only wish...

Jedi Ninjas pwn all!
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Shroomism]
#4892482 - 11/04/05 03:01 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Any of you ever see a sexy ninja cartoon??? Huh? Have you?
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You ever seen a sexy pirate action figure?

Yeah that's what I thought.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Ythan]
#4897108 - 11/05/05 11:21 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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BTW if you play Ninja Gaiden for the Xbox you will definitely think ninjas are cooler.
And this video looks awesome.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Ythan]
#4897583 - 11/05/05 02:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ninjas can run across a tightrope even in the early morning hours when the rope is slightly moist from the mists of dawn.
Pirates have an eyepatch because they tried to scratch their nose with their hook.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
#4903730 - 11/07/05 08:58 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah, not only that, but in the early morning hours, the pirates are all hung over from the night b4. The ninjas would PWN them.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Ythan]
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The pirates don't need to use a dumb tightrope. They would just forge whatever they have to get across. Then shoot their guns at the dumb ninjas on a rope.
Hmmm, ever seen a sexy ninja chick action figure showing off her tits?

Yea, i'm sure you have 
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Shroomism]
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countdown until this turns into a full-blown pornography thread... 10... 9... 8... 7...
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Silversoul]
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
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I love this community.
even pirate vs. ninja can turn into porn if you give it time.
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Ninjas can run across a tightrope even in the early morning hours when the rope is slightly moist from the mists of dawn.
Pirates have an eyepatch because they tried to scratch their nose with their hook.
best laugh I've had today, and even if it's only 45 minutes into the day, that's still fucking cool.
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ninjas are pussies...
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: abrad84]
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how do we get to see the results of the survey?
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: blackegg]
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Okay, nevermind. I just have to vote.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: blackegg]
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Pirates live a free and happy life! They take what they want, when they want. Ninjas live diciplined, sterile lives devoid of free will and fun. Pirates have a 10 out of 10 on the AWSOME scale. Ninjas arent even allowed on the scale. Ninjas are pussy.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: bazzah]
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ninja would definitely take the pirate but a Viking is a different storey. thats like a spider monkey vs a gorilla
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Da_Vine]
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Pirates have muskets and cannons, nuff said!
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Hank, FTW]
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A musket takes 40 seconds to reload, reloading a ketana takes 0.1 sec.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said: A musket takes 40 seconds to reload, reloading a ketana takes 0.1 sec.
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everyone knows ninja's are sweet
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: gdman]
#6004307 - 08/28/06 11:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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pirates owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn
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How are you gonna shoot a ninja though? They can disappear instantly. They can also throw a dagger in the barrel of the gun.
ninjas > pirates.
They're just smarter, have more weapons, more tricks, and probably better at being drunk than pirates are.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Gumby]
#6006464 - 08/28/06 09:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Alright in camp we had a "pirates vs ninja" battle, and i was a pirate, and we won, so there, pirates rule! yyay pirates! aryyyy!!!! by teh way, wot does a pirate want most in the whole wide world? Booooty!
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From all the Juggalos census says: Ninja!!
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: MycoKris]
#6017201 - 09/01/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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NEVER!!!!!
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Gumby]
#6041494 - 09/08/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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I guess it depends on the fight scene.
nobodys better than pirates at being drunk
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Quote:
bellylard said: I guess it depends on the fight scene.
nobodys better than pirates at being drunk
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Papaver]
#6045399 - 09/09/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow. How can you guys even consider the pirate? The ninja would dominate. Blackbeard might pose a challenge, but other than that a ninja would slice a pirate up in .000001 seconds. that's hella fast ;-) kill bill style
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: cookeman]
#6045441 - 09/09/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Papaver]
#6045532 - 09/09/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Where I'm from, a few years back the punk scene was divided by Prites vs. Vikings. fukkanoshit g
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ninja, yeah, definitely ninja.
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I'd totally be a pirate
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: SyrianRue]
#6123134 - 10/02/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't understand this bizarre obsession with ninjas. Why idolize the loser in the black leotard with no friends and no honor? a ninja is nothing more than a tool.
A pirate would win in a fight too. the only combat a ninja sees is when he gets slaughtered by the guards because his blowpipe was too loud. How can anyone seriously believe training in a cave by oneself can produce Superior skill to practical hands on training? You don't see a ninja with a hook or a peg leg because they die. A pirate can lose a leg, get back up and gut you like a flounder, than hop off to the pub for a quick bevvy and a tourniquet.
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I only voted ninja because you didn't have a Death Robot option.
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I found realultimatepower several years ago, and even own a shirt that says I love ninjas with my whole body including my pee pee. Ninjas are awesome and by awesome I mean totally sweet and I say fuck pirates, cuz ninjas can use way more weapons and have way more skills!!! (Don't flame this post, its totally all in good fun...but I really do own the shirt)
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I go ninja I bet they smell better to be around.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: thallus]
#6508720 - 01/29/07 03:17 PM (17 years, 3 days ago) |
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Ninja all day and night. Ninjas r0x0rz my b0x0rz. But seriously, when was the last time you saw " Pirates assasinate king" ? NEVER. Ninjas will kick a pirates ass since how can you fight what you can't see?? Hell a ninja can even imitate a pirate, can a pirate imitate a ninja, no thus ninjas are superior BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH . I just pee'd a little...
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pirates are drunk idiots,ninjas all the way!
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I'm a pirate...but I'm a ninja too.
ninja pirates, fuck with us at your own risk.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Dark_Star]
#6520485 - 02/01/07 04:52 PM (17 years, 1 hour ago) |
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ninja
pirates suck.
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usg543
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PIRATES!! its all about the rum.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: usg543]
#6577392 - 02/17/07 07:29 AM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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I like pirates better because there are always going to be some person that can outsmart a ninja. Same with a pirate. But pirates are just badass and they cuss and drink alot, and rape women too.
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I'm down with the pirates as long as they're not after my booty.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: fufungi]
#6619662 - 02/28/07 07:50 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pirate all the way. How come ninja's werent in the Carribean? They were scared of the hard ass pirates. There were pirates in Japan, so it just goes to show that pirates own anything anytime anywhere. + They get to sit around a drink and steal from people and fight all the livelong day. Cutlass + Pistols + Cannons +Sweet Ships..... is better than Shitty sword Made in China + crappy shurikens + idiotic outfit. Not to mention that pirates are ripped to shit and could tear the arms of a ninja without even thinking about it.
Pirates don't hide, in fact they do the opposite, and wear bight colors. HERE I AM YOU NINJA SCALLAWAGS!
Ninjas would get their ass kicked, especially if they lost the element of surprise, which is easy to do around pirates.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: moho456]
#6620330 - 02/28/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh please,If pirates are so great why don't they exist anymore? In fact there is still ninjutsu masters still around in Japan. 
Pirates are stinky loud fuckheads with an I.Q. that of a monkey.
Ninjas all the fucking way! *vanish*
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Pirates still exist.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Mushouse]
#6642264 - 03/06/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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pirate
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no doubt
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ninjas are awesome land and sea. Pirates just on the sea.
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barfightlard said: Ninjas can't dodge bullets though.
A ninja could potentially cut a bullet in half ?......
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theredstoner
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Definitely pirate,I think they are awesome.
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
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Ninja is what I voted for.
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Pirate
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Dekozn]
#20565581 - 09/14/14 10:38 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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justcametomind awesome profile pic , but ya ninjas
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