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OfflineToTheSummit
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
    #4250012 - 06/02/05 08:26 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Ever seen a ninja with a wooden leg or a hook?



:lol:  Good point!

I still chose pirate.  I want to rape, pillage and plunder my way across the Carribean and stay drunk on rum the entire time.

Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A pirates life for me!
:captain: :gangsta: :hook:


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Silversoul]
    #4300966 - 06/15/05 07:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

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Paradigm said:
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TODAY said:
www.realultimatepower.net

this will set you pirate lovers strait.



Oh ya?

http://maddox.xmission.com/






Yea, do I side with Maddox the Pirate of The Best Page in the Universe

or Thilo the Ninja Pirate of The Second Best Page in the Universe

They are both equal, but in a fight, the ninja would kill the pirate before the pirate knew it was there.


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: whatever123]
    #4302738 - 06/16/05 07:08 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4717896 - 09/26/05 11:27 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I thought I'd just point out that pirates help prevent global warming.



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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4718610 - 09/27/05 03:52 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Pirates would assrape ninjas. It's a fact! :eek:


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4720668 - 09/27/05 03:26 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Pirates are MUCH more manly than ninjas.

In fact ninjas aren't manly at all.


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4721278 - 09/27/05 05:16 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Pirates are MUCH more manly than ninjas.


That won't keep them from :bitch: when they get their asses kicked by Ninjas


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
    #4722269 - 09/27/05 08:38 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Ninja's would butt fuck some pirates  :doggystyle:


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Banez]
    #4733378 - 09/29/05 07:36 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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Ninja's would butt fuck some pirates





Now I know where that argh comes from.
Compare:

Shuriken! Nunchaku! Wakizashi!
Wooden leg! Hook! Eyepatch!

Pirates are like zombies: bodyparts keep falling off 'em and they got bad breath while Ninjas are skilled in many martial arts and are quite agile:grin:


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
    #4737884 - 09/30/05 05:32 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Pirates would whoop a ninja. First off, the pirates would gather around and jump the ninja. Don't think of those crazy movies either, like they do 4 backflips and kill all of the pirates with one touch.

Then the pirates would ass rape the ninjas and drink rum all day.


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4748907 - 10/03/05 11:12 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

them god damn pirates would fuck around and lose their other eye to a ninja star.  pirates have cannons, but ninjas are too quick for that shit, they would roll out the way and throw another star, then while butt pirate is blinded,  WWOOOOOOSHHH!!!! one fucking swing of ninja sword and pirates mellon is rollin on the ground.  best of all, the ninja gets their star back :grin:


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Mushroom_Mike]
    #4750100 - 10/03/05 03:53 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

:doggystyle: = my fav smiley

ninja's buttfuckin some pirates


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4750109 - 10/03/05 03:55 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

YAAARRRRRR I love me whisky and me loot!


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4750695 - 10/03/05 06:02 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I want to rape, pillage and plunder my way across the Carribean and stay drunk on rum the entire time.

Yar! And who's ever heard of a ninja getting laid? It just never happens.


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: moog]
    #4751114 - 10/03/05 07:37 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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And who's ever heard of a ninja getting laid?




Eggs get laid, ninjas climb walls in the dark of night and they steal secret things with nobody knowing they did.

Ninjas practice such stealthy sex, the girl will never know she *was* laid. Pirates hump roughly with a wooden leg and a hook going argh argh argh stinking of rum and a parrot on their shoulder parrots it.

Ninja's 0wn Pirates ten times over. You just don't hear about it too much because they master the art of covertness.


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Asante]
    #4755481 - 10/04/05 05:59 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Ninjas practice such stealthy sex, the girl will never know she *was* laid. Pirates hump roughly with a wooden leg and a hook going argh argh argh stinking of rum and a parrot on their shoulder parrots it.

Ninja's 0wn Pirates ten times over. You just don't hear about it too much because they master the art of covertness.




:lol:


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4853536 - 10/26/05 02:10 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Do you play runescape? There was the same debate on the forums there... lol


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #4853751 - 10/26/05 06:45 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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Years of training outclass occasional combat. Ever seen a ninja with a wooden leg or a hook?




No.  That's because ninjas can dodge swords.  Pirate apparently, cannot.:samurai:

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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: shymanta]
    #4853756 - 10/26/05 06:52 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Ninjas can't dodge bullets though.


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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4853954 - 10/26/05 09:28 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

When has Johnny Depp ever played a ninja? I rest my case.



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