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Invisible40oz
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how rude
    #4199917 - 05/20/05 04:13 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

soo..im going to a rave tonight,
i didnt fall asleep this morning until 5am-ish
& thought i'd get as much sleep as possible
since the drive to the rave is 2-3 hours away.

every day i wake up at 1:27 in the afternoon ON the dot.
(i sleep in + work nights)

so im laying on my stomach attempting to "sleep in"
and im awoken by my huge RAGING morning boner.
i tried to ignore it, then that slow burning
'u have to take a piss bad' sensation trickled in
forcing me wide awake at 12:50.
what a rip  :mad2:

lol


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Re: how rude [Re: 40oz]
    #4199925 - 05/20/05 04:15 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

damn i hate that shit


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Re: how rude [Re: 40oz]
    #4199941 - 05/20/05 04:19 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Those boners prevent you from pissing yourself in your sleep :smile:


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Re: how rude [Re: 40oz]
    #4199946 - 05/20/05 04:19 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Is this rave the outdoor campout one? If so, I'll see ya there.


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Re: how rude [Re: Adden]
    #4199949 - 05/20/05 04:19 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

s2dope said:
Those boners prevent you from pissing yourself in your sleep :smile:




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Re: how rude [Re: Ravus]
    #4199961 - 05/20/05 04:21 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Okay Stephanie Tanner.

But seriously judging your avatar and this post, I think you have a unhealthy relationship with your penis.


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Edited by PhatWhitey420 (05/20/05 04:22 PM)


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Re: how rude [Re: 40oz]
    #4199963 - 05/20/05 04:22 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

choke that rude bastard for his insolence


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Re: how rude [Re: 40oz]
    #4199967 - 05/20/05 04:22 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe that burning sensation is the clap?


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Re: how rude [Re: oDin]
    #4199974 - 05/20/05 04:23 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

oDin said:
choke that rude bastard for his insolence



:rotfl:  Funniest thing I've read all day


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Re: how rude [Re: Silversoul]
    #4200098 - 05/20/05 04:46 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
Is this rave the outdoor campout one?  If so, I'll see ya there.




no, yer thinking about this one, next week:



also, if your car cant make the terrain or clearance,
youll be forced to park at a parking lot 10 minutes from the venue & hop on a shuttle that takes you there & back for $1.

if your car CAN make the drive, be forewarned they are searching vehicles :wink:

im going to THIS one tonight AND im on guestlist cuz i special like that :grin::



John Bishop!

Pedro (from napolean dynamite)

MISS LISA!!







TONIGHT!!!!


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."


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Re: how rude [Re: oDin]
    #4200101 - 05/20/05 04:47 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

oDin said:
choke that rude bastard for his insolence




:laugh:!


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."


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Re: how rude [Re: Adamist]
    #4200104 - 05/20/05 04:47 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Adamist said:
Maybe that burning sensation is the clap?




std & baby free for me  :smirk:


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."


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Re: how rude [Re: 40oz]
    #4200118 - 05/20/05 04:50 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

holy shit she reeks of liquid naughty girl, nice


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Re: how rude [Re: oDin]
    #4200133 - 05/20/05 04:53 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

oDin said:
holy shit she reeks of liquid naughty girl, nice




:wink:

ill be sure to get a few pix :wink:


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