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OfflineMighty Bop
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Bill Hicks On Shrooms
    #4193248 - 05/18/05 10:29 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Someone requested this in another thread so I uploaded it to my server for you to download. If anyone hasn't heard this yet, check it out:

Bill Hicks On Shrooms


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4193266 - 05/18/05 10:34 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

awsome :thumbup:

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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4193267 - 05/18/05 10:34 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

sweet, thanks


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4193294 - 05/18/05 10:41 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Score... This is fucking awsome. Five shrooms for you.


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4193299 - 05/18/05 10:42 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

This guy isn't too terribly funny, really. though I do like his views.


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4193306 - 05/18/05 10:43 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

this guy sounds like a fucking preacher, not a comedian. Why are people laughing at him?


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: SoopaX]
    #4193327 - 05/18/05 10:46 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Some people think he is funny I guess. People have different senses of humor?


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4193335 - 05/18/05 10:47 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Yea, the guy has good thought. But he says something deep and profound and people laugh. It's as if they know hes a comedian so they instinctivly laugh at the end of his comments. It's like a not-funny, drug Seinfeld.


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: SoopaX]
    #4193355 - 05/18/05 10:51 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

some of his stuff is really funny and insightful, i just really like his views on things.

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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: SoopaX]
    #4193394 - 05/18/05 10:59 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

He's funnier than you are.. :shrug:


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Adamist]
    #4193401 - 05/18/05 11:02 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

But i'm not a comedian.


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: SoopaX]
    #4193418 - 05/18/05 11:05 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

True...

Well, Hicks also did dick jokes that you might find more entertaining.


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: SoopaX]
    #4193436 - 05/18/05 11:07 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

probably cause most of the audience is there for sex and drug jokes and don't actually get what he's saying..

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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: SoopaX]
    #4193446 - 05/18/05 11:09 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

SoopaX said:
this guy sounds like a fucking preacher, not a comedian. Why are people laughing at him?




"It's funny 'cause it's true"


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Adamist]
    #4193456 - 05/18/05 11:11 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

"Everyone please relax... dick jokes are ON THEIR WAY."

:lol:


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    #4193480 - 05/18/05 11:16 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4193520 - 05/18/05 11:25 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Bill Hicks is hillarious.


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: SoopaX]
    #4193648 - 05/19/05 12:01 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

you've never listened to hicks before this? he's a patron saint 'round these parts.

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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Vvellum]
    #4193657 - 05/19/05 12:04 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

i've read some of his statements, i've never felt compelled to laugh after hearing them.


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: SoopaX]
    #4193674 - 05/19/05 12:10 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Bill hicks is funny.

I don't mean is like bill hicks has the feature of being funny. I mean funny and Bill Hicks are inseperable.

You have to realize that he is doing these jokes to rooms full of rednecks and businessmen.

Personally, I find his political humor better then his drug humor, only because his drug humor is designed to make people think, which is good, but about stuff I've already thought of, so blah.


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: SoopaX]
    #4193677 - 05/19/05 12:10 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

why question when someone laughs?


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: kaiowas]
    #4193699 - 05/19/05 12:16 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

kaiowas said:
why question when someone laughs?



why question someone who questions when someone laughs?


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: mantis]
    #4193709 - 05/19/05 12:19 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I dunno, but the important thing is to never stop questioning... I guess?


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Adamist]
    #4193736 - 05/19/05 12:26 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

No, the important thing is to let go of all your questions.


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: tomk]
    #4194362 - 05/19/05 06:50 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

That sounds dangerous, man.


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Adamist]
    #4194421 - 05/19/05 07:29 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

"I was driving down the highway in my fathers car with my friends, all tripping on LSD.  Suddenly, the car announces, "The door is ajar."  I pulled over and thought about that for fifteen minutes.  How could a door be a jar?  Why would there be a jar on a car?"

:laugh:

Haven't heard that bit in a while, I know it's not exactly what he says, but it's funny.  I can definately relate to tripping on something and hearing a statement that just doesn't click at the time.

Example- me and KungFu_Shaman, tripping in our living room.

DPS- (to myself) I've got to close that window.
(gets up)
KF_S (to me) What are you doing?
DPS - Closing the window.
KF_S - Can I have some?

Normally I would have responded with a confused "what?", but it took me a while to figure out if he wanted to assist in closing the window, wanted some part of the window, or if closing the window was actually something he could have.  Granted, we had taken 5gs of very potent cubes...  :grin:


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
    #4194532 - 05/19/05 08:20 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

DPS- (to myself) I've got to close that window.
(gets up)
KF_S (to me) What are you doing?
DPS - Closing the window.
KF_S - Can I have some?




That's pretty funny :laugh:


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4194539 - 05/19/05 08:23 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

By the way, the place "Fredericksburg" Hicks was talking about is like an hour away from me. I guess there are some good fields out there :smile:


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4194593 - 05/19/05 08:49 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Thanks for the link!  :smile:


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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: mantis]
    #4194603 - 05/19/05 08:52 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

mantis said:
Quote:

kaiowas said:
why question when someone laughs?



why question someone who questions when someone laughs?



and so on...  :lol:

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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
    #4194707 - 05/19/05 09:31 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

I was driving down the highway in my fathers car with my friends, all tripping on LSD. Suddenly, the car announces, "The door is ajar." I pulled over and thought about that for fifteen minutes. How could a door be a jar? Why would there be a jar on a car?"





I'm pretty sur ehe says

"We pulled over and thought about that for 12 hours.
How can a door be a jar?
Why would they put a jar on a car?"


I havent listened to it in quite some time. I have gigs of hicks mp3s and I know i have that one somewhere. This mp3 about shrooms I have heard before, but it's nice to hear again.

Edited by Deadmaker (05/19/05 09:33 AM)

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Re: Bill Hicks On Shrooms [Re: SoopaX]
    #4195105 - 05/19/05 11:28 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe they laugh because they can relate?

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