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My friend banged a milf from the bar last nite
    #4174690 - 05/14/05 03:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

We're chillin playin pool shootin the shit drinkin some brews and this lady comes over to my friend -- I'm talking to my cousin -- and next thing I know my buddy comes over and tells me we're playing teams. So I'm like alright.

We play a game, I get a frosty pitcher of Blue Moon and have two glasses and go out for a cigarette with my cousin.

We come back and this lady's all over him. He's got no idea what to do.. never had an older broad before. So I told him some ppl our age would die for this opportunity (especially her striking good looks for a 40 y/o).

Long story short, few games of pool, some more beers, a strange house in the city, broke out some buds and she broke out some coke. I left around 3am didn't get to bed until 7 or 8.

He banged her twice last night and once this morning.

Bastard! :tongue:


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Re: My friend banged a milf from the bar last nite [Re: Adden]
    #4174701 - 05/14/05 03:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

ahh slap him five for me.

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Re: My friend banged a milf from the bar last nite [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4175080 - 05/14/05 05:09 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :smoking:
good show!

The multiple troubles of man,
My brother, like slander and pain
Amaze you? Consider the heart
That holds them all in strangeness
And doesn't break.
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