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InvisibleTODAY
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drunk tank
    #4173525 - 05/14/05 04:46 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

so i went there tonight. apparently i was at a festival and i was rolling around on the ground w/ my pants at my ankles and peeing in the middle of the street...and there were tons of people walkin around and watching. well, my shoulder is hurt prett bad and i think my finger is broken. i really fucked up, i think its time to take it easy...but i know i'm not going to...anyone been in the tank before?


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Re: drunk tank [Re: TODAY]
    #4173582 - 05/14/05 05:13 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

no

was this just some random event, or at a concert or something?


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Re: drunk tank [Re: Phychotron]
    #4173712 - 05/14/05 07:27 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I've been in the tank but I wasn't drunk.


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Re: drunk tank [Re: killme]
    #4173769 - 05/14/05 08:55 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Got arrested the other day for punching a guy. I really hate the attitude of the police, laughing and joking, treating me like shit. The worst thing is I was the victim of an attack and now I'm on bail.


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Re: drunk tank [Re: Igor]
    #4173780 - 05/14/05 09:06 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I have not but I went to a FREE J5 concert last night and this chick comes and leans agains the back of my legs she is pantsless and the security people were after her. It was really funny. Pantslessness is a common theme in the drunk world


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Re: drunk tank [Re: TODAY]
    #4173842 - 05/14/05 09:49 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

no but i fucking ate shit in front of some cops while talking on the phone tonight. it hurt. i don't think they saw me though, because i was on the side of the house.


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Re: drunk tank [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4173844 - 05/14/05 09:50 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

you ate shit?it hurt?

can you clear that up for me please


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Re: drunk tank [Re: Retired]
    #4173846 - 05/14/05 09:52 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

i tripped over a root or something. i had just polished off a fifth of rum and i was walking in a dark place while on the phone. then all the sudden something stabbed my ankle and i hit the ground in front of 4 or 5 cops.


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Re: drunk tank [Re: TODAY]
    #4174062 - 05/14/05 11:50 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

My friend got thrown in there once or twice.

I remember the one time he said the cop hit him with the baton, or punched him or something like that.

I laughed at him.


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Re: drunk tank [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4174070 - 05/14/05 11:54 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

weaksauce dude... slow er down, or dont be so public about your boozin. ive never been in the tank altho ive surely deserved to be.


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Re: drunk tank [Re: TODAY]
    #4174085 - 05/14/05 11:59 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

thats pretty messed up!~

drunk tank...no I haven't had that pleasure!~

rubber room...yeah once.
someone put some angel dust in my weed back in 1980 at a party.
I was being nice and passing my  around...and someone thought it would be funny to mix a little dust in to the mix.
I f#cking lost it(my mind)...and threw a frig through a wall...and punched out a few doors...and was taken away by several large fellows in a straight jacket.
They put me in the rubber room for my safety...as well as everyone elses.
I spent 3 days in that rubber room...I wanted to kill the guy when I got out!!!!
It was a very f#cked up situation!~

:crazy:


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Re: drunk tank [Re: Yarry]
    #4174088 - 05/14/05 12:02 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Somehow i have miraculously been able to avoid it. I can think of at least 2 separate occasions where a cop turned me over wih his boot(so that i was facaing up) and asked if i was alive or dead :grin:


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Re: drunk tank [Re: Roadkill]
    #4174092 - 05/14/05 12:03 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

messing with someones shit is the pits. i had a man that snuck opium into a bowl when it was his turn to pack it and he dint tell anyone and just handed it off. the guy that hit it had a really bad reaction and we took him to the hostiptle for some kind of lung brusing or somthing i dont know.


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Re: drunk tank [Re: Roadkill]
    #4174104 - 05/14/05 12:09 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

They put me in the rubber room for my safety...as well as everyone elses.
I spent 3 days in that rubber room



I think the cotangential analogue to that room in terms of cyber space is OTD :yesnod:


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Re: drunk tank [Re: Roadkill]
    #4174361 - 05/14/05 01:43 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

damn rk...3 days in a rubber room? how long did the effects of the dust last?

i didn't think detox was that bad. i'm not getting charged with anything. it was kinda funny talking to eveyrbody else in there. there were some funny folks...most of them weren't even drunk, they just got caught w/ a beer in public. there was an outdoor festival at a local college and its tradition that everybody is really drunk. this being said...detox was full of kids from that very festival.

my friend was with me when i got arrested and managed not to get arrested himself...bastard!! i felt bad for this one kid at detox because he was kinda being a smartass to the workers there and they had a cop come to send him to jail.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


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Re: drunk tank [Re: TODAY]
    #4174367 - 05/14/05 01:47 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

~~* Hick*~~ :grin:


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Re: drunk tank [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4174376 - 05/14/05 01:49 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Hey freak, maybe we should make that our goal? to be put in the tank :lol:


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Re: drunk tank [Re: Yarry]
    #4174383 - 05/14/05 01:51 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

dude, its kinda fun...me and this dude were pissing the people off that were running it by doing pushups and situps and then when new peolpe came in we'd say shit like "fresh meat" and "you're gonna get raped"...it would have been better if my friend was with me.


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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


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Re: drunk tank [Re: TODAY]
    #4174566 - 05/14/05 02:48 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

yes. Kinda the same scenario as you TODAY. Good times before the cops took me into the pattywagon and drove me around for an lifetime while crapulent beyond the norm. The waggon they put me was tight dark and hadn't a single molecule of air. It was one of those times when you are holding on to something so fuckin hard(your life, not throwing up, whatever it is)

It was a crazy house. The tank was filled with scumb from all walks. People were taking drugs as if it was a fuckin party. the turquoise covered walls had a subtle and dreamy yet lunitic feel that really gets on your nerves. During the party, they gave me a comical bite size nothing in the middle sandwich with one gulp juice, reminding me of kindergarden. the phone was near so I kept calling friends to laugh and once the sun came back around they decided it was safe to let me out. I was lost. I just walked. I was amongst the black mothers and wanna be pimps who where looking for a hustle or fix for freedom. Early birds, still high trying to get the worm. They'd creep along with me as if I was one of them. I'd never been more happy to get back to my closet size studio overlooking the tranvestites of the Tenderloin.


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Re: drunk tank [Re: shanti]
    #4174620 - 05/14/05 03:05 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

def don't wanna be in the drunk tank near the tenderloin area. well written.


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