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InvisibleRavus
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Life is like Anal Sex?
    #4164268 - 05/12/05 12:24 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Most people are unhappy with it, though some learn can draw pleasure from it, it almost always involves giving others pain, and if you don't go about it correctly, it can really stink.

Also, I notice those who can just let go and open themselves up have a much better time than those who try to resist and remain closed. Anal sex and life are teachings of how to simply turn off your mind, relax and float downstream, as the Beatles would say.

Discuss.


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Re: Life is like Anal Sex? [Re: Ravus]
    #4164300 - 05/12/05 12:29 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Most people are unhappy with it, though some learn can draw pleasure from it, it almost always involves giving others pain, and if you don't go about it correctly, it can really stink.




Here, you assume most people are unhappy with life, but that tends to be a temporary thing. The unhappiness with people having anal sex lasts forever with most humans.

The other two points I agree with though, as to live humans kill animals for food, they have to stomp over others to get anywhere in the workplace, etc. And if you fuck up too often, life really can be a dysphoric experience.

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Also, I notice those who can just let go and open themselves up have a much better time than those who try to resist and remain closed. Anal sex and life are teachings of how to simply turn off your mind, relax and float downstream, as the Beatles would say.




Those that open themselves up though are more likely to get harmed in the act. If you never tell anyone your thoughts or problems, they can't use it against you, and you'll have a good defense in this dog-eat-dog world.

Homosexuals may have lessons to teach us nonetheless, that much I agree with you on.


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Re: Life is like Anal Sex? [Re: Ravus]
    #4164303 - 05/12/05 12:30 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

no truer words have ever been said  :craven:


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Re: Life is like Anal Sex? [Re: Ravus]
    #4164305 - 05/12/05 12:30 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I don't know about life, but it seems like the government's always trying to fuck everyone up the ass.


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Re: Life is like Anal Sex? [Re: Ravus]
    #4164315 - 05/12/05 12:32 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Ravus said:
it almost always involves giving others pain




Well, we're talking "lubricant" here, aren't we???  :grin:

See, life also needs lubricant.  That's why we drink, smoke, eat....


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Re: Life is like Anal Sex? [Re: Ravus]
    #4164317 - 05/12/05 12:32 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

"Those that open themselves up though are more likely to get harmed in the act. If you never tell anyone your thoughts or problems, they can't use it against you, and you'll have a good defense in this dog-eat-dog world."

what's to be afraid of if you tell other people about yourself? Use what against you?


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Re: Life is like Anal Sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #4164320 - 05/12/05 12:33 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

Nice analogy.

But is not the government a representation of human nature collected together into a source of power? The government is, sadly, a quintessential flaunting of the worst human traits, where, as long as they get power, they don't mind fucking everyone else over with laws that won't affect them, even if this violates the fundamental human rights of the common man.


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Re: Life is like Anal Sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #4164327 - 05/12/05 12:35 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

i just think that is such a funny think comparing life to ass fucking. i think it makes sence 100%.


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Re: Life is like Anal Sex? [Re: kaiowas]
    #4164342 - 05/12/05 12:37 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Say you open yourself up to someone completely and reveal to them that you're a homosexual, you've used drugs in the past, you hate Jesus, any subject that you would need to open yourself up to discuss.

Then you run for president, and this person suddenly goes to the press and, for the right price, reveals everything you told him.

This can be applied to most positions in life.

I believe it was Nietzsche who said that once people get bored in a group, the first thing they do is start talking about their friends' secrets. I'm sure everyone has done that, it just seems to be corrupt human nature.


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Re: Life is like Anal Sex? [Re: Retired]
    #4164344 - 05/12/05 12:37 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

oddly enough...it does indeed too  :grin:


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Re: Life is like Anal Sex? [Re: Ravus]
    #4165410 - 05/12/05 08:32 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I so would like a clone, this just added to my desire of fucking myself! (heh) :wink: 
legalize recherche! :smile:


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