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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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    #4159408 - 05/10/05 10:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Almost got popped by a gernade!  Just in the News.  Watch out terrorists! :rolleyes:


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Re: bush [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4159413 - 05/10/05 10:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I wonder what the country would be like run by Dick Cheney


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Re: bush [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4159416 - 05/10/05 10:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: bush [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4159419 - 05/10/05 10:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was wondering when an assassination attempt would occur.


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Re: bush [Re: Adden]
    #4159429 - 05/10/05 10:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It already has. Remember the death pretzel?


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Re: bush [Re: Adden]
    #4159443 - 05/10/05 10:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

s2dope said:
I was wondering when an assassination attempt would occur.



:lol:


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Re: bush [Re: DNKYD]
    #4159446 - 05/10/05 10:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Death Pretzel?


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Re: bush [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4159453 - 05/10/05 10:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The one he choked on while watching a football game. He was sporting a nice shiner for the next week, I think.


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Re: bush [Re: DNKYD]
    #4159454 - 05/10/05 10:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: bush [Re: DNKYD]
    #4159457 - 05/10/05 10:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The pretzel kicked his arse?


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Re: bush [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4159463 - 05/10/05 10:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Damn! So close!


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Re: bush [Re: Silversoul]
    #4159475 - 05/10/05 10:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Since I'm CIA and privy to this kinda stuff, the pretzel really killed him and yes, Cheney was controlling a puppet during the debates.

Good day.


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Re: bush [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4159575 - 05/10/05 11:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

for some reason im not buying it. if someone really wanted to kill him they would have done it right.if you can get a grenade that close to him you can set up a sniper rifle in some building.


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Re: bush [Re: buckwheat]
    #4159591 - 05/10/05 11:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Could be just some wackjob who had a spare nade laying around.


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Re: bush [Re: buckwheat]
    #4159595 - 05/10/05 11:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

A hundred feet too short. A pity.


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Re: bush [Re: trendal]
    #4159596 - 05/10/05 11:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

But the damn thing didn't even go off. He should have at least thrown something that could do damage. A chair, for instance.


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Re: bush [Re: DNKYD]
    #4159601 - 05/10/05 11:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Shit even a rock or small pebble would make SOME kind of impact :smirk:


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Re: bush [Re: trendal]
    #4159603 - 05/10/05 11:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If a small, snack sized pretzel can take down Curious George I'm sure anything could.


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