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Offlinecheech101
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my drug screen tomorrow
    #4152052 - 05/08/05 11:41 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Hey, I have a couple questions about my drug screen that I am taking tomorrow for a job that I am starting... My boss told me that they should have the results in about 4 minutes, does this mean the drug screen is a saliva test??? because if it is I am in the clear. I have smoked two days in a row a week and one day ago. I drank lots of beer since that time and am currently on my second pill of niacin as I write this. I plan on drinking a shit ton of water tonight and pissing a lot before my test, any other tips? I weigh about 150lbs what do you think my chances are?


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Re: my drug screen tomorrow [Re: cheech101]
    #4152098 - 05/08/05 11:50 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

could be an office piss test...


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Re: my drug screen tomorrow [Re: Jim]
    #4152187 - 05/09/05 12:21 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Probably just a strip dip test. No its not just a "salvia" test, beside slavia is legal anyways so that wouldn't matter. Probably wasn't the best of idead to smoke a week berfore your test. Hard to say wether your gonna pass though, ive seen people pass after one week of not smoking, but there is no way anyone can say if your gonna pass or not, good luck.


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Re: my drug screen tomorrow [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4152199 - 05/09/05 12:27 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

saliva

there is an I


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Re: my drug screen tomorrow (radiator test) [Re: cheech101]
    #4152239 - 05/09/05 12:45 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

if i were you i would stick your head under the sink turn it slow on the cold side and then aim your wang taorwds the sink and stay there till its time for your test the idea is that you are constantly drinking and peeing till tomorrows test set your self up like when a radiator flush is done at the shop


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Re: my drug screen tomorrow (radiator test) [Re: onetime]
    #4152263 - 05/09/05 01:05 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

drink masses amounts of water. drink massive amounts of cranberry juice. eat vitamin B complex pills to make your urine yellow . If you have a beer funnel, funnel water... im serious. doing this clears your system out, beer funnel optional


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Re: my drug screen tomorrow [Re: cheech101]
    #4152341 - 05/09/05 01:57 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

It depends how much you smoked..if it was only a couple of bowls a week ago..you will pass...I passed one after smoking a couple days before..but it was only a bowl..a few days earlier a few bowls..but I take piss tests once a week now..randomly for court probation..I haven't smoked in close to 2 months time...

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Re: my drug screen tomorrow [Re: Skunk420]
    #4152561 - 05/09/05 06:01 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Go to your local head shop. The Zydot type products have always worked for me even smoking up to the day before. A little pricey, but well worth it.

Do not use Tommy Chong's "Urine Luck". I don't know if they still sell this crap, but it does fail miserably.


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