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Offlinecheech101
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For my drug screen tomorrow
    #4151531 - 05/08/05 09:28 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

Hey, I have a couple questions about my drug screen that I am taking tomorrow for a job that I am starting... My boss told me that they should have the results in about 4 minutes, does this mean the drug screen is a saliva test??? because if it is I am in the clear. I have smoked two days in a row a week and one day ago. I drank lots of beer since that time and am currently on my second pill of niacin as I write this. I plan on drinking a shit ton of water tonight and pissing a lot before my test, any other tips? I weigh about 150lbs what do you think my chances are?


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Re: For my drug screen tomorrow [Re: cheech101]
    #4152131 - 05/08/05 11:57 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

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cheech101 said:
Hey, I have a couple questions about my drug screen that I am taking tomorrow for a job that I am starting... My boss told me that they should have the results in about 4 minutes, does this mean the drug screen is a saliva test??? because if it is I am in the clear. I have smoked two days in a row a week and one day ago. I drank lots of beer since that time and am currently on my second pill of niacin as I write this. I plan on drinking a shit ton of water tonight and pissing a lot before my test, any other tips? I weigh about 150lbs what do you think my chances are?



The results of some urine tests could be in in just a few minutes. If it is a urine test then it is obviously of the dipstick variety. I would try to drink as much cranberry juice as you can a few hours before the test. This will cause any leftovers from the pot (i'm sure there are plenty) to at least be diluted. If you don't dilute your sample you will probably fail.


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Re: For my drug screen tomorrow [Re: z@z.com]
    #4154377 - 05/09/05 05:34 PM (19 years, 14 days ago)

Yep, sounds like a dipstick, remember to use midstream pee, and make sure you've pissed a few times that day before you give your sample.

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OfflineMighty Bop
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Re: For my drug screen tomorrow [Re: discoabe]
    #4161489 - 05/11/05 10:46 AM (19 years, 12 days ago)

As far as I know salvia is still legal so they can't test for it. They are probably just gonna give you the NIDA 5 test. You should be fine.


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Re: For my drug screen tomorrow [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4162107 - 05/11/05 02:08 PM (19 years, 12 days ago)

Dude! SALIVA. not SALVIA.

Heh.


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Re: For my drug screen tomorrow [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4162122 - 05/11/05 02:12 PM (19 years, 12 days ago)

LOL that's funny. My bad.....


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Re: For my drug screen tomorrow [Re: cheech101]
    #4209463 - 05/23/05 09:35 AM (19 years, 17 hours ago)

If you're a regular smoker normally, my money would be on a fail.  :sad:

So how did it go?


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Re: For my drug screen tomorrow [Re: Oakbear]
    #5392705 - 03/12/06 05:35 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

THC is fat soluble. It stays in your body for years.


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    #5396060 - 03/13/06 05:59 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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OfflineSeussA
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Re: For my drug screen tomorrow [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #5397763 - 03/14/06 03:47 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

> THC is fat soluble. It stays in your body for years.

Incorrect. THC is quickly metabolized by the body. THC metabolites are fat soluble and stay in the body for weeks... drug tests look for THC metabolites, not THC itself...


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Re: For my drug screen tomorrow [Re: Seuss]
    #5402647 - 03/15/06 09:24 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

get a few home drug tests that parents get to bust their kids with. use them to test yourself until you pass your own test. then when you go in to get the real one, youll be way better off


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