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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4109312 - 04/28/05 11:25 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

#66
You might be a newbie cultivator if you're still using the PF tek for simple minds....on your third attempt.
:tongue:


Okay...I've had one success dammit.
This thread rocks Paw!!


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4109349 - 04/28/05 11:39 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

*shakes head: :rolleyes:

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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: IGnosticAbhorI]
    #4109788 - 04/29/05 02:43 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

what?! :shrug:

So I suck at cultivating. But DAMN I will keep on trying until I get it.

:tongue:


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4109790 - 04/29/05 02:45 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Oh no, nothing like that , i was jus being funny i guess, this thread is rather old....:smirk:

Everyone does poorly sometime, I've seen a grow of urs before :thumbup:

And i remeber your lips avatar :grin:

-Gnostic


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: IGnosticAbhorI]
    #4109863 - 04/29/05 03:27 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

ha! thanks for the laughs ya'all. i have no idea where i fit in the spectrum, but it is all good.

(by the way, i still stare into my grows as if it is christmas... fucking amazed at the whole process...)


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: gratefulredhead]
    #4109872 - 04/29/05 03:33 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

^^ I second that


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: PawPaw]
    #4110149 - 04/29/05 07:35 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

You might be a neewbie cultivator if....





you put too much water into your pressure cooker.

:smirk:


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: Roadkill]
    #4149614 - 05/08/05 08:33 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

if you ask if u can trip off of injecting ureself with spores  :rotfl:


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
    #4149683 - 05/08/05 09:27 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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lordoftheshroomz said:
if you ask if u can trip off of injecting ureself with spores  :rotfl:





what you mean i ordered all those spore syringes for nothing damn !!!


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: onetime]
    #4150567 - 05/08/05 03:41 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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onetime said:
Quote:

lordoftheshroomz said:
if you ask if u can trip off of injecting ureself with spores  :rotfl:





what you mean i ordered all those spore syringes for nothing damn !!!




the trick is grow liquid mycilium with the spores, bang it with cranberry juice.


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: X24]
    #4150574 - 05/08/05 03:43 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

or jus eating fruits rther than wasting ure time with the whole mycelium in cranberry juice thing


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THE PATRIOT ACT MAY BE THE DOOM OF US ALL! THEY CAN GET THINGS LIKE YOUR MEDICAL/LEGAL RECORDS, YOUR INTERNET HISTORY, YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH INFORMATION, ALL WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE OR A WARRANT! ALSO NO ONE CAN LEGALLY TELL YOU. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY A FREE COUNTRY ANYMORE NOW IS IT? THEY ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY SO THEY CAN GET RICHER! THE WAR IN IRAQ ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING! HELP GET THE CONSERVATIVE RIGHT WING-NUTS OUT OF POWER, MAKE AN EDUCATED VOTE!


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
    #4150871 - 05/08/05 06:14 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

when you ask how many spores you will need to grow a mushroom
(someone IMed me on aim asking that)

when someone asks if how many "shrooms" will a spore produce

when you use the term "shrooms" instead of mushrooms or mush.
shrooms is a stupid term for such a sacred fungi...


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: shroomguitar420]
    #4150886 - 05/08/05 06:19 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

shroomguitar420 said:
when you use the term "shrooms" instead of mushrooms or mush.
shrooms is a stupid term for such a sacred fungi...



im sry that u think this and im sry that u think it makes u a noob for calling ti that


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Lil' Wyte, Three Six Mafia, Project Pat will bring it to ya door if theres ana on ya chest.
THE PATRIOT ACT MAY BE THE DOOM OF US ALL! THEY CAN GET THINGS LIKE YOUR MEDICAL/LEGAL RECORDS, YOUR INTERNET HISTORY, YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH INFORMATION, ALL WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE OR A WARRANT! ALSO NO ONE CAN LEGALLY TELL YOU. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY A FREE COUNTRY ANYMORE NOW IS IT? THEY ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY SO THEY CAN GET RICHER! THE WAR IN IRAQ ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING! HELP GET THE CONSERVATIVE RIGHT WING-NUTS OUT OF POWER, MAKE AN EDUCATED VOTE!


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
    #4150948 - 05/08/05 06:36 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

if you shit in your hand and eat it


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
    #4150974 - 05/08/05 06:47 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

lordoftheshroomz said:
im sry that u think this and im sry that u think it makes u a noob for calling ti that




never said it makes them a noob, jusy hate that term for mushrooms. excuse my username, ive had this username for quite a while on shroomtalk.com before i came here.


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: shroomguitar420]
    #4150982 - 05/08/05 06:49 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

shroomguitar420 said:
when you ask how many spores you will need to grow a mushroom
(someone IMed me on aim asking that)

when someone asks if how many "shrooms" will a spore produce

when you use the term "shrooms" instead of mushrooms or mush.
shrooms is a stupid term for such a sacred fungi...




....when your nice name is "shroomguitar" and then you complain about the usage of the word "shroom" in place of mushroom.


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: scatmanrav]
    #4151010 - 05/08/05 07:02 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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You might be a neewbie cultivator if....




you stab yourself with a syringe


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: Tien]
    #4151039 - 05/08/05 07:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Plutonium said:
Quote:

You might be a neewbie cultivator if....




you stab yourself with a syringe



hey man ive done that before it sucks really bad :blush:...it was an accident of course tho


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