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InvisibleIcelander
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God is a Republican
    #4146614 - 05/07/05 03:22 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

ROFL !

http://www.14wfie.com/Global/story.asp?S=3311126&nav=3w6oZYfo

NC-Preacher Throws Democrats Out of His Church
May 6, 2005, 01:29 PM


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The minister of a Haywood County, North Carolina Baptist church is telling members of his congregation that if they're Democrats, they either need to find another place of worship or support President Bush.

Already, the Reverend Chan Chandler has ex-communicated nine members of East Waynesville Baptist Church. Another 40 members have left in protest. During last Sunday's sermon, he acknowledged that church members were upset because he named people, and he says he'll do it again because he has to according to the word of God.

Chandler could not be reached for comment Friday, but says his actions weren't politically motivated. One former church member says Chandler told some of the members that if they didn't support George Bush, they needed to resign their positions and get out of the church, or go to the altar, repent and agree to vote for Bush.

A former church treasurer says she's at church to worship God and not the preacher.

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Re: God is a Republican [Re: Icelander]
    #4146654 - 05/07/05 03:28 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Now that is the sort of weird shit that gives you americans a really bad rep over here in europe :rotfl:


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: Icelander]
    #4146731 - 05/07/05 03:42 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Does that makes Satan a democrat? :whatever:


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: dorkus]
    #4146739 - 05/07/05 03:43 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I understand that but I hope Europeans realize parts of America are different than other parts. America and Europe are the same size and The difference between England and Poland is the same as the difference between California and New York and the difference between Denmark and Spain is like the difference between Minnesota and Texas ok so don't be thinkin everyone in America is like the congregation at the westboro baptist church and we won't be thinking everyone in Europe enjoys watching bulls get stuck with spears to be bled to death.


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: Icelander]
    #4146753 - 05/07/05 03:46 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

This is why we need a true separation of church and state.


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"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: question_for_joo]
    #4146776 - 05/07/05 03:50 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

We know. Take it easy :grin:

We also know the majority of voters reside in the souths, so help us god :rotfl: though i have to admit that the mafia would start the crusades all over again, came as a shock.


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: Icelander]
    #4146913 - 05/07/05 04:09 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

OK, crazy things like that have GOT to stop.

Coming from the US, its just not surprising anymore! :wink:


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: question_for_joo]
    #4147044 - 05/07/05 04:39 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

understand that but I hope Europeans realize parts of America are different than other parts.
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Yes, there is the United States of Canada, and Jesusland. :grin: :mushroom2:


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: Icelander]
    #4147307 - 05/07/05 05:19 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

You know, we got the whole idea of Jesus from Europe. You guys started it.


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: question_for_joo]
    #4147357 - 05/07/05 05:28 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:thumbup: Blame the religious community in th U.S. if anything, not the country.


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"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #4147546 - 05/07/05 06:05 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Yes, the Buffalo and the trees had nothing to do with it. :mushroom2:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: God is a Republican [Re: Icelander]
    #4147558 - 05/07/05 06:08 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Who would Jesus bomb?


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: question_for_joo]
    #4147597 - 05/07/05 06:16 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

question_for_joo said:
You know, we got the whole idea of Jesus from Europe. You guys started it.




and we in Europe got it from Asia


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #4147610 - 05/07/05 06:18 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Damn Asians! :pottymouth:


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: Silversoul]
    #4147637 - 05/07/05 06:23 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: So it's turned into the blame game now eh?


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"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: question_for_joo]
    #4147731 - 05/07/05 06:57 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

question_for_joo said:
America and Europe are the same size...




I think Texas and Europe are the same size. :grin:

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Peace. :mushroom2:


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #4147779 - 05/07/05 07:25 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Are there any loony christian cults like the Baptists in Europe?


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: YidakiMan]
    #4147788 - 05/07/05 07:30 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Europe doesn't really have the looney Right like America does. Instead, they have the looney Left(socialist, America-hating dipshits).


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: exclusive58]
    #4148078 - 05/07/05 09:32 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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exclusive58 said:
OK, crazy things like that have GOT to stop.

Coming from the US, its just not surprising anymore! :wink:




Please don't judge us all by the actions of a few right-wing loons. But I'm sure you're smart enough to know that already, but I thought I might interject that anyway... :laugh:


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Re: God is a Republican [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4148088 - 05/07/05 09:40 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
Quote:

exclusive58 said:
OK, crazy things like that have GOT to stop.

Coming from the US, its just not surprising anymore! :wink:




Please don't judge us all by the actions of a few right-wing loons. But I think you're smart enough to know that already, but I thouht I might interject that anyway... :laugh:




I don't, but to tell the truth I don't understand any of you. By the way I grew up Baptist, my father was decon in the church. I rejected christianity and then later came back as a jesusfreak in the 70s left again for the same reasons, and now I don't use religion per say but consider myself very spiritual. I've studied many religions and philosophys and I use what works for me without beliving my way is the correct one. I leave other peoples beliefs alone unless they get in my face. Then all bets are off. Although I'm slowly learning that what other people think is none of my business. As you can see from my posts I have a long way to go. :heart:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

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