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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Silversoul]
    #4144297 - 05/07/05 12:01 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

because you're an annoying, overbearing, greasy, condescending dork.


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Vvellum]
    #4144311 - 05/07/05 12:05 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Dork? Sure, I won't deny that. Annoying? I guess that's subjective. I have enough friends who don't think so. Overbearing? Explain please. Greasy? Not usually. I do actually shower regularly. Condescending? No. I've treated you with far more respect than I've recieved.


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Vvellum]
    #4144312 - 05/07/05 12:05 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

He(P) didn't sound rude...I think you(B) may have taken his words wrong...that's just from my end. Umm, no pun intended.


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4144370 - 05/07/05 12:30 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I think its just more of a turn on but hey thats just the freak in me


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Silversoul]
    #4144613 - 05/07/05 01:51 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
I know what my own ass smells like, and I assume it's the same for others.  Maybe I'm wrong.




Your ass doesn't smell so bad if you wipe after you shit...

:lol:

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Paradigm said:
I know what my own ass smells like, and I assume it's the same for others.  Maybe I'm wrong.




I take it rimming is out of the question for you then? 

:lol:

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Paradigm said:
I know what my own ass smells like, and I assume it's the same for others.  Maybe I'm wrong.




You must be pretty flexible.

:lol:

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Paradigm said:
I know what my own ass smells like, and I assume it's the same for others.  Maybe I'm wrong.




Maybe you should sniff your ass some more.

:lol:

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Paradigm said:
I know what my own ass smells like, and I assume it's the same for others.  Maybe I'm wrong.




You are wrong.  Your ass smells much worse to others then it does to you.

:lol:

:rotfl:

OK, I'm done now.


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: verogirl]
    #4144626 - 05/07/05 01:59 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Damn, thats hot!

I wish my woman was down with that, she won't even kiss me after i go down on her. I have to go brush my teeth. It can really kill the mood sometimes...

I'm down with the crazy nasty juicy sex, where both our crotches are dripping with wetness. I also like to jizz on her. Its not a degradation thing, cause i like it when her juice gets all over me too. For example: when she gets some of her lube and rubs it on my nips.

Haha, when i read this i feel like such a perv. But its true.

PS. Rim jobs are wicked, anal sex is overrated.


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: tomk]
    #4144628 - 05/07/05 02:01 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

tomk lmao


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Help on the Way]
    #4144656 - 05/07/05 02:21 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

There is this great invention called the emena.

You put water up your butt.

Then you shit it out, and all the shit comes out. 

When the water comes out clean, you are ready to enjoy some anal sex.  :thumbup:

You should always use a condom for anal sex.  Not because of shit concerns, but because of STD risks.

Ass2mouth is hot.  It's even hotter when it's done so as to emphasize how wrong it is.  "Yeah suck that cock that was just up your ass.  I'm gonna fuck you again once you finish cleaning me off bitch.  Lick from my asshole to the tip of my cock and then swallow it"  *slap*  "Faster, suck it like you want me to fuck you again.  And this time, I'm not going to warm you up first.  You won't be able to stop me because I'm gonna tie you up in a sling first.  And put clamps on your nips.  And hot wax on your chest.  And then I'm going to cane you, unless you can make me cum in 1 minutes."

Ahh, hearing that makes me swoon.  :lol:


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Vvellum]
    #4144662 - 05/07/05 02:26 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe you should stop being a blue meanie, eh? I read this thread and didn't find anything condescending about SilverSoul's questions, he's simply ignorant on the matter, despite what OTD pictures may insinuate.

I'm experimentive in any way really, as long as it's clean and pleasurable. But I wonder, what if you were giving a rim job and the lady had an accidental leakage of gas, or if she was giving you one and the same happened? I bet that'd be a pretty embarrassing situation.


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Ravus]
    #4144668 - 05/07/05 02:29 AM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm experimentive in any way really, as long as it's clean and pleasurable. But I wonder, what if you were giving a rim job and the lady had an accidental leakage of gas, or if she was giving you one and the same happened? I bet that'd be a pretty embarrassing situation.




If you clean yourself out first you won't be gassy. After anal sex, there might be some air from the fucking, but that won't be shitty smelling. It will smell more like lube. But, if that did happen, just laugh and move onto something else. Sex is weird, if you can't laugh at it's absurdity while doing it, then it's not as good.


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Silversoul]
    #4145632 - 05/07/05 12:34 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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Paradigm said:
Quote:

bi0 said:
I once was sleeping with this one girl who'd blow me after I fucked her in the ass. It was cool - I like uninhibited girls.



I hope you didn't kiss her after that.




I think this comment implies that Bio had no respect for the girl, since he wanted to have his weener licked but not come in contact with the females mouth.

...which can't be true since he shows such an open mind on these sex matters

cool thread!

Sex is good because it kills our ego for the one we love.

So the more humiliating it is for the participants, the better. (ego-kill)

I find it extremely odd to feel any kind of disgust during sex with someone you love, That means that you DONT really love him i guess, true love makes all these little details enjoyable or at least, fun!


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Sterile]
    #4145707 - 05/07/05 12:56 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I though they Bio sounded like a little school girl with sand in her vagina, irritating to say the least.


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Supernova]
    #4145732 - 05/07/05 01:03 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

something tells me there's something wrong with the way you fuck if you're still needing a bj when it's all said and done  :what:


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Muppet]
    #4145769 - 05/07/05 01:13 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

?? I need to first find a girl that wants to suck cockc after we done.


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: baraka]
    #4145994 - 05/07/05 01:49 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

why?

shouldn't sex in and of itself be more then enough to keep you satisfied  :what:








apparently you all don't know how to get yourselves off through intercorse  :tongue:

...or I'm apparently overlooking *something* on this one  :crazy:


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Vvellum]
    #4146021 - 05/07/05 01:53 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

bi0 said:
because you're an annoying, overbearing, greasy, condescending dork.




:rotfl:


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Muppet]
    #4146094 - 05/07/05 02:04 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I don't think it was implicitly stated that the male had to have had an orgasm. I think the question was more directed at post-penetration, hence the mention of only the female's lubricative juices, and not the male's ejaculate.


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: no-tone]
    #4146228 - 05/07/05 02:22 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

oh, I know...I'm just curious why people in general would feel it neccessary to get a blow job after already having sex (or how something like that would somehow make things 'better' for that matter)

cause I've always been the type that'll take a blow if that's all that's being offered, but will most certainly strive for a little poon if I can manage to pull it off

in my mind - blowjobs are nothing but consolidation prizes for someone who couldn't get the real thing






I guess it just boggles my mind when I see someone saying they won't simply be happy with that first place trophy - they want that 2nd place ribbon too god damnit  *shakes fist*

I can't for the life of me understand this whole process of thought  :undecided:


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: Muppet]
    #4146283 - 05/07/05 02:31 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I always loved it with my other girlfriends when they would suck their juices off my rod.

Its just hot as fuck. Its not so much because it feels better, its the thought that counts...


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Re: after sex blow jobs- poll for the ladies [Re: no-tone]
    #4146320 - 05/07/05 02:37 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

kinda like how it's hot as fuck to eat a girl out after you just got done creaming her?...I suppose I could see can see that then





my assumptions that it somehow made things physically more pleasing (or whatever) seem to have thrown me through a bit of a loop on this one :shrugs:


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