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jesus was an ergot fiend
    #4144566 - 05/07/05 01:31 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

discuss. ;p


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: Merkin]
    #4144580 - 05/07/05 01:36 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Well i would have to agree, now as to how he ingested it i will leave that up for more knowlageable members to discuss. So now shall we carry on....Is moses still in the building he would have some answers.


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: Merkin]
    #4144588 - 05/07/05 01:40 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

We are simply unable to tell if jesus used psychedelics.

However, we can say he really sounded like someone who was tripping in his circumstances were. "whatever you do unto the least of my breathern you do unto me" sounds like cosmic consciousness. We can also say that the forgiveness Jesus would give from communion sounds like an ethnogenic induced psychic cleansing. He also sounds like he could of had temporal lobe epilepsy or schizophrenia.

At this point, I don't think it matters. 'jesus' doesn't really refer to the guy who might have been the model for jesus. It refers to the white guy the religious right used to install fascism in the rest of the country. It's like saying 'Santa claus' wasn't fat, because the guy who is the model of santa claus wasn't fat. I'm just not sure of assigning truth values to the stuff like that.


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: tomk]
    #4144592 - 05/07/05 01:42 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I beleave he thought that YUPPIES were a trip. =p


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: tomk]
    #4144620 - 05/07/05 01:57 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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At this point, I don't think it matters.  'jesus' doesn't really refer to the guy who might have been the model for jesus.  It refers to the white guy the religious right used to install fascism in the rest of the country.  It's like saying 'Santa claus' wasn't fat, because the guy who is the model of santa claus wasn't fat.  I'm just not sure of assigning truth values to the stuff like that.




I think I've thought this for a long time but never realized it until now... But I would argue the religious right, or the right in general, is not the only ones using Jesus as a marketing whore. Society in general is/has. This malice knows no political boundaries.

As for the original topic, there are arguments that magic mushrooms are mentioned several times in the Bible under the name of 'manna'. Pretty interesting, and I wouldn't be surprised. :mushroom2:


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: Hillbillie]
    #4144625 - 05/07/05 01:58 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

i beleave manna has another spiritual text too, meaning something like energy or life source, or maybe its a type of yoga, im not sure any more.


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4144631 - 05/07/05 02:04 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Duuuuh, mana is what you tap into when you use your super badass Magic: The Gathering cards!


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: DNKYD]
    #4144635 - 05/07/05 02:08 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

oh my bad.... How could i forget Magic the card game, I guess I was to buisy playing poker, spades and shooting dice


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: DNKYD]
    #4144636 - 05/07/05 02:08 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Speaking of ergotish psychedelics, in World of Warcraft, the juice that makes your mana come back is called morning glory brew. I wonder what made them think of that.


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: tomk]
    #4144641 - 05/07/05 02:10 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

There all a bunch of drug addicts, that liked playing dungeons n dragons. And rainstormed Magic while eating MAGIC mushroomz.


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4144670 - 05/07/05 02:31 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Haha, yeah. You can drink Morning Glory. That made me laugh when I saw that.

Plus if you look in some of the Tauren buildings there are hookahs in them, at least in beta. Someone made an anti-drug thread in the General forums and they might have conceeded =(


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Re: jesus was an ergot fiend [Re: Merkin]
    #4149429 - 05/08/05 08:26 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

wow, i forgot i made this thread.. sweet...i'll add my 5 cents one day when i can type... thanks!


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