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InvisibleTODAY
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recap
    #4140796 - 05/06/05 05:30 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

so we were all drinking at my place tonight. this guy who i don't like was over. we drank lots, i was hesitant at first because my stomach hurted and i had a quiz the next day. i decided to drink heavily because i have the best grade in the class and i don't care abou tthe test.

this dude drinks himself retarded and ends up throwing up all over the floor. after he's done he rolls around in the puke. i'm upset and ban him from our house. that's alll i care to say. the rest is really drunken and i get drunk and loose my mind, so whateva. disregard everything.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: recap [Re: TODAY]
    #4140932 - 05/06/05 07:14 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

He rolled around in his puke?

Is this guy man or animal?


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But makes for the heaviest sword"
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Re: recap [Re: dblaney]
    #4141077 - 05/06/05 08:34 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Animals never roll in their own vomit.


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Coaster is an idiot...
[quote]Coaster said:
but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: recap [Re: Hanky]
    #4141083 - 05/06/05 08:36 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Dogs eat their own vomit, does that count.


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey


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Re: recap [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4141091 - 05/06/05 08:38 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Eating is not rolling, so no.


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[quote]Coaster said:
but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: recap [Re: Hanky]
    #4141098 - 05/06/05 08:40 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I think id rather roll in vomit than eat it.


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey


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Re: recap [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4141113 - 05/06/05 08:44 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

What about if you were a baby bird?

Applying human standards to animals is pointless.


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[quote]Coaster said:
but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: recap [Re: Hanky]
    #4141120 - 05/06/05 08:46 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Then you can say that animals roll in thier own vomit. And then you need to apply the alcohol factor. Get a dog as drunk as possible enough times, they'll roll in thier own vomit eventually.


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey


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Re: recap [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4141127 - 05/06/05 08:48 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe but you have to encourage the dog to drink. Humans do it of their own freewill.


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[quote]Coaster said:
but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: recap [Re: Hanky]
    #4141149 - 05/06/05 08:56 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

would it be better if he pissed himself and fell asleep in his own piss, in the middle of the living room floor?


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Re: recap [Re: randomdude123456]
    #4141159 - 05/06/05 09:07 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

My dog loves beer and whiskey/cokes. Parrots in nature eat fermented fruit to make themselves drunk. So you cant really distinguish between humans and animals.


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey


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Re: recap [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4141177 - 05/06/05 09:21 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

manimals


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