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Ask a farmer?
    #4131821 - 05/04/05 11:30 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

So today I'm getting some poo.. cow or horse.. dunno what's in store for me yet. BUT, I was wondering.. for those of you that go out and procure your own poo... what's the best way to do so?? Just look for a farm that has poo already sitting by the fences /road.. or go ask the farmer??

I definately need some help here,

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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Sammy]
    #4131873 - 05/04/05 11:48 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

i would tend to ask the farmer and even offer him money if it makes or breaks the deal, cuz u dotn want him tot hink ure vandalizing and end up chasing u with his shot gun


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
    #4131918 - 05/04/05 12:00 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

lol. what's the best way to store all this aquired poo??

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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Sammy]
    #4131923 - 05/04/05 12:02 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

after drying it put it in the plastic tote of ure choice or a wheel barrow or sumthing but make sure u dry it first on a tarp in the sun


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
    #4131926 - 05/04/05 12:04 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

check gregslist.com


there is always local farmers giveing away free p00p there


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: onetime]
    #4131940 - 05/04/05 12:08 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

lord... i can't dry it out in the sun! I have an apartment. What do I do?? I'm seriously thinking about going out and getting some Store Bought Poo!!

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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Sammy]
    #4131954 - 05/04/05 12:15 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Sammy said:
lord... i can't dry it out in the sun! I have an apartment. What do I do?? I'm seriously thinking about going out and getting some Store Bought Poo!!

Sam





Yea I was gonna go and check out some fields for shit, but I have no room to work with it. I live in an apartment lol.
So to solve this dilemma I ordered some Tenn Stud 50/50 mix, and it should be here on Monday....ready to use. Can't wait till my cakes are done colonizing!


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Sammy]
    #4131956 - 05/04/05 12:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

http://www.craigslist.org/about/cities.html


yeah i have that problem too i think that i will either buy that stuff that is prepasturized that is 7$/5lbs or buy from tenn stud

but if you can find a farmer try and get some old poo thats been siting out for a long ass time


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: onetime]
    #4131979 - 05/04/05 12:24 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I've lived on a farm for the majority of my life and I can tell you that 7 out of 10 times if you just ask you will receive, but there is that off chance you'll get ole' grumpy guss and he wont be so keen on your intentions,. anyways, liberate the poo it's ready to be taken.


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: onetime]
    #4131981 - 05/04/05 12:25 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Onetime.. is a godess!!

Well, I didn't find it on that site but Onetimes 'free poo via internet' gave me a good idea. Check the local "free classifieds" papaer that is also online. And.. I found:

"GARDENERS: Free horse manure. You haul/ easy access"

YES!! I called the lady.. and whamo'! 3pm today she's gonna have it all ready for me. That rocks.

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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Sammy]
    #4131989 - 05/04/05 12:27 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

im getting great results from store bought poo from walmart! $1.77 for 40 pounds it says composted cow manure on it


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Sammy]
    #4132029 - 05/04/05 12:36 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Sammy said:
Just look for a farm that has poo already sitting by the fences /road.. or go ask the farmer??




farmers have to pay for disposal, ask him and you'll be welcome to all you want,
get caught sneaking around and you'll be answering a lot of questions, I've
caught several people tresspassing and none were very pleased with the way I approach


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4132035 - 05/04/05 12:37 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

Sammy said:
Just look for a farm that has poo already sitting by the fences /road.. or go ask the farmer??




farmers have to pay for disposal, ask him and you'll be welcome to all you want,
get caught sneaking around and you'll be answering a lot of questions, I've
caught several people tresspassing and none were very pleased with the way I approach



exactly wut i was sayin


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Sammy]
    #4132047 - 05/04/05 12:40 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Just go up and ask. No one is going to be suspicious of you taking shit off their hands, I can pretty much guarantee that. The farmers I've spoken too told me that they get people who come by weekly for loads of manure for their tomato gardens, etc.

But, sneaking around and acting suspicious can get you in trouble in any circumstance.


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Holydiver]
    #4132098 - 05/04/05 12:53 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, the are most likely happy you are doing it. If you dont do it they have to dig it up themselves and put it in a compost pile.


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Sammy]
    #4132144 - 05/04/05 01:06 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

This is some seriously simple stuff here guys! If you don't have a truck, bring the largest rubbermade that you can find (That fits in your car), might want to bring a shovel too, although he'll probably have one you can use. Go up to the door and ask them if they can spare some manure for your garden, if they ask how much, tell them a few shovelsfull. If they get into asking about your garden, just say that it's your parents, that you don't know much about it and that you are just the errand boy for the day. don't be suspicious, the likelyhood that the farmer is going to think that you are using the material for anything illegal is almost non existant. These guys are used to manure being around and are aware of it's excellent fertilization potential. Don't worry! Go ask them!


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: SoopaX]
    #4132241 - 05/04/05 01:26 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Don't be afraid to ask & you shall recieve. :thumbup:


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Sammy]
    #4132412 - 05/04/05 02:03 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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what's the best way to store all this aquired poo??






in garbage cans...at least for me.



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PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.



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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: Roadkill]
    #4132433 - 05/04/05 02:08 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: Ask a farmer? [Re: agar]
    #4132462 - 05/04/05 02:13 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

thats what I use when I'm in the field bro.

then keep all the horse poo in garbage cans for storage.

the time has come...to stock up for next winter.

I'll have about 10 garbage cans this year!~

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