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InvisibleDoctorJ
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I learned an important lesson today...
    #4126183 - 05/03/05 02:12 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

don't ever fall in love with a slut, because her johns will run amok in your mind.

the link is down, bitch! Piss off, little witch!

the universe is mine!

pwn3d!


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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4126218 - 05/03/05 02:19 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:werd:


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InvisibleDoctorJ
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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: Das Meow]
    #4126245 - 05/03/05 02:26 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

dude, its been so hard these last few months.

my love for this stupid little slut was giving her and everyone she loved (ie- everyone and their dog) access to all my thoughts via some kind of psychic brainlink.

Its embarassing enough to have shitloads of people knowing your secrets (especially if many of them are your family and friends), but can you imagine trying to study when you have 50+ voices arguing in your head?

that shit almost drove me nuts. But I'm all better now. Now I'm trying to find a virgin. Or maybe just a Jesus Freak who knows how to keep secrets!


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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4126285 - 05/03/05 02:38 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)



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Acid doesn't hurt when you're on fire. :frown:




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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: pantsboy]
    #4126292 - 05/03/05 02:40 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

it better be, biotch!

I'm fi'n ta be your new boss!


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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4126480 - 05/03/05 04:30 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

doctorj , i never understood whats up with your life
are you crazy rich or something?
last night i partied with 2 scottish women and before we were about to fuck all together my friends decided they were bored and we had to leave :frown:
^^
the story of my life


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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: grphish]
    #4126494 - 05/03/05 04:42 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

"life has never been easy for me...

...I grew up a poor young black child..."

:lol:


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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4126507 - 05/03/05 04:52 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

you would own the universe...can't wait for the next...  :smirk:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4126526 - 05/03/05 05:04 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

i'm like totally amused.


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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4126762 - 05/03/05 09:12 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

yes valuable lesson.


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The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein
"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~

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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4126952 - 05/03/05 10:22 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Most of us at one point have fallen in love with a slut..

It hurts a hundred times worse when you think she's "out of that phase" or what have you, only to find out she's cheating on you.

What ever happened to morals? Ethics? Promises/relationships?

Damn.


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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: Adden]
    #4126966 - 05/03/05 10:28 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

s2dope said:
Most of us at one point have fallen in love with a slut..

It hurts a hundred times worse when you think she's "out of that phase" or what have you, only to find out she's cheating on you.






uh huh!~

or you didn't know she was a slut...until after you got involved with her.


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You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!


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PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.



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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4126996 - 05/03/05 10:37 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I feel your pain bro :frown:.


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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4127010 - 05/03/05 10:40 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."


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Re: I learned an important lesson today... [Re: Vvellum]
    #4127013 - 05/03/05 10:42 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

yeah!~


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!


Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.



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